Based on the internet posts in the past few days, it appears that of all the swanky bullshit events, The Fashion Awards is the one that produces the greatest volume of nipple exposure. As the DJs used to say, “the tits just keep on comin'” Well, they said something like that. “Greatest tits” sounds about the same as “greatest hits,” so I always get them confused.

No wonder I suck at sex.

At any rate, to paraphrase the late, great Ed McMahon, he-e-e-e-re’s Mona …

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For her hairstyle, she went with the one Vidal Sassoon used to call The Alfalfa.

Gallery here.

That’s a blockbuster. He’s only 25, but is already a major star with plenty of black ink in his resume. He has 30+ homer power, a lifetime OBP of .421, and is one of the most patient hitters in the game (he has 130+ walks in each of the past three seasons, leading the league each time). In 2021 he finished second in the MVP balloting at the tender age of 22, finishing that season with a .999 OBP, including a very impressive. 465 OBP.

(To put that in context, only two modern players finished their careers with an OBP higher than .465 – Ted Williams and Babe Ruth, the two greatest hitters in the history of the American League. Soto’s lifetime OBP is the 19th highest of all time, just ahead of Mickey Mantle. Soto’s lifetime OPS is .946, which is in the top 30 of all time, ahead of such familiar names as Willie Mays, Ty Cobb and Hank Aaron. In other words, this kid is good. Really good. The fuckin’ Yankees picked up a big-time star.)

The gallery includes more than a hundred images in various states of dress and undress.

She made the top fifty in the singles rankings in women’s tennis, and earned about two million dollars as a pro. Her best year was 2017, when she made it to the third round in two of the majors. I watch some tennis, but I don’t remember her.