Tuesday, July 15, 2003

Did McConaughey 'feel up' 'SNL' actress?: "Matthew McConaughey is at the center of a new scandal in America after a comedienne accused him of feeling her up as part of a TV comedy skit". Hey, we know he loves a good pair of bongos.


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It's really hot in the U.K., and that means topless beach birds.


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Brit Channel 4 interview: Princess Di was "one hell of a fuck"


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Bush: Oh, we meant to say that Saddam bought Geraniums, not Uranium


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A Tough Summer, And Maybe a Hard Fall For Kobe: "A number of NBA players have said Bryant's accuser, a college student and former high-school cheerleader, is well known as a basketball groupie"


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MARKETERS ASSESS KOBE BRYANT'S SITUATION


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Roman Polanski sues Vanity Fair, Kate Hepburn slams everyone in bitter memoirs.


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The Evolution of the Lap Dance Trade. Slate Magazine! Click on the pics to get more pics, some of which have bare flesh.


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Weird and Offbeat News Stories: "There may be a reason why celebrities are better than the rest of us: A man in Medina, Minnesota, claims they have more DNA."


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AOL closes the door on Netscape and leaves Mozilla to fend for itself.


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'The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.'. Those words in the State of the Union address are now causing a feeding frenzy in the media. I don't care much about that. That's for the political junkies to hash over. But the amazing thing, as this article points out, is that anyone could have been dumb enough to believe the documents in the first place! Believing them was roughly the equivalent of accepting a one-dollar bill with Osama bin Laden's picture on it! They were signed, for example, by the foreign minister of Niger - but the forger didn't even know who held the job, and signed it with the name of a guy who left office in 1989!


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P. Diddy's throws a topless party for Bruce Willis


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The Discovery Health Channel will air a documentary Saturday (Jul. 19) called 'Transplanting Memories' which delves into the eerie mystery of organ transplant recipients who experience memories of the organ donor. The man who wrote the story must have received a transplant from Rod Serling.


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Satan attends the tour de France. He lives in France in the summer, but he always moves back to Hell because he just gets homesick for polite, bathed people.


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Candid Cameron Diaz pictures spark legal battle


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America's leading entrepreneur? A 34 year old man named Puppet the Psycho Dwarf.


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Weekly World News: "every human on the planet will die a slow and agonizing death by suffocation within just eight short years". Could we start with Martin Short?


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more autograph signing in the buff


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Aussie opera dancers naked and costly.: "During the Dance of the Seven Veils, four dancers will unveil just about everything, at a total cost to the company in nudity payments of $140 per performance. "


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The John Tesh Fan Page in High School Spanish. Hola, Isabel, John Tesh quiere muchas albondigas en Sabado.


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If you like Tex-Mex food, be thankful you don't live in New Zealand, where farmers are fighting the Fart Tax. They are protesting by sending sheep shit to their legislators. Silly Kiwis! Here in the USA, the sheep shit IS our legislators.


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