Monday, July 21, 2003

According to the sex survey, 69 percent of ladies enjoy going to strip clubs and 60 percent of those surveyed have received lap dances from other women.


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Dolphin tries to fuck Demi Moore. We're not talking about a Dan Marino type of Dolphin. We're talking about an actual aquatic mammal with a hard bottle-shaped nose. That's right, we're talkin' Flipper-Fuckin' for Demi.


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The President really, really likes his dog.


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pro wrestlers' real names


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50 words and phrases to avoid on a first date


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Top Eleven Minions of Skeletor


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"My fellow Americans. In recent days, I have looked on in bewildered rage as the non-FOX news media has virtually ignored all my fabulously-produced photo ops in favor of twisting its liberal panties into a musty wad over 16 lousy words in my 2003 State of the Union address"


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The UVM Dude Man now claims to have a topless picture of Kobe's accuser


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J-Lo doesn't trust Affleck?? Say it ain't so, Lo.


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"Superstar singer Mariah Carey was left underwhelmed by the response to her presence in Tokyo this last week - only eight fans were waiting to greet her at the airport"


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Which wine goes best with chicken or conquest? Adolph Hitler brand.


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US Deputy Defense Secretary Wolfowitz really said this, in these exact words: "I think all foreigners should stop interfering in the internal affairs of Iraq."


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Four Horsemen saddle up. Jerry Bruckheimer films are #1 and #2 at the box office.


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For sale, 1966 Volvo, still in possession of original owner. Only driven 2.2 million miles.


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The husband of Democratic Party stalwart Babs Streisand has been cast as Ronald Reagan in a CBS miniseries.


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France Abandons Industry


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Misty Mundae nekkid pictures. How can ya go wrong? From MistyMundae.com. (Plenty more if you hunt around)


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President Bush loves to impersonate Dr Evil. I didn't make that up. Honest.


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