Thursday, July 24, 2003

Letterman's Top Ten Perks of Being a Member of the National Baseball Hall of Fame . (These were actually written by Hall of Famers)


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Americans too stupid to understand the comedy genius of Mr Bean, or as he is now known in England, Lord Bean. He has been formally granted "Lord" status by the queen, along with fellow comic geniuses, Lord Gallagher and the late Lord Shemp. Carrot Top will not be Lord Top, but a more modest Sir Top, 13th Earl of Barneyfife-upon-Thames.


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It doesn't seem possible, but Bob Dylan's new movie is even more pretentious and incomprehensible than his previous ones.


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one reviewer described j-Lo/Affleck movie as 'the worst film ever'. Apparently he hasn't seen any of Affleck's other movies.


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The Sun brings you some of the saucy pictures that have come back to haunt some established stars. It includes a picture/story about Witherspoon, so she can now complain about her Reese's Pieces appearing in The Sun


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One-third of Germans under age 30 believe the U.S. government may have sponsored the September 11, 2001, attacks on New York and Washington.


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Jason Rivera interviews former "recreational friend", Victoria Zdrock. Nuse pictures.


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Florida to Restore Felons' Voting Rights. The Sunshine State agreed to restore voting rights to ex-cons who show they are responsible enough to vote Republican.


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U.S. releases photos of Hussein's dead sons


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"Appearing on the Al-Jazeera network last night, former Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein interrupted a chilling message to the Iraqi people to offer a glowing assessment of the new Universal Pictures release Seabiscuit"


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the ever-sensitive Rush Limbaugh makes fun of Dan Rather's crying over a John Denver song. The audio includes the actual Rather telecast.


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Bryant Accuser Was Hospitalized as a "danger to herself" four months before the alleged sexual assault.


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BAD GIRL MOVIE POSTERS from the 50s.


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The man who led US troops to Saddam Hussein's sons Uday and Qusay was last night paid a $US 30 million reward. Tomorrow night he's hangin' out with Colin Farrell. Oh, and me of course.


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Hot actress Reese Witherspoon is furious that a raunchy video showing her in naked scenes is being advertised on television across America. (It's just her topless scene in Twilight.)


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"FILM critics have branded J-Lo and Ben Affleck's new film a total disaster which is destined to bomb at the box office.
Gigli has had reviewers sniggering in the aisles at the laughable dialogue and ludicrous plot. "
My favorite line compares oral sex to "turkey time" because you "gobble, gobble".


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ACCORDING to Jerry Lewis, Marilyn Monroe could never have fooled around with the late President John F. Kennedy or Frank Sinatra - because she was too busy spending time with him.


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Tiendra Demian, 33, who was in several of the 'Emmanuelle' soft-core porn movies in the 1990s, is in the DeKalb County Jail, charged with working as a prostitute out of the basement of her home.


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