Saturday, August 02, 2003

Life doesn't work like the movies, lads. World champion kickboxer goes after hit-and-run driver, catches him, acts threatening and enraged and reaches into the man's car, so driver takes out gun, splatters kickboxer's brains all over a San Francisco street. At point-blank range.


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MovieJuice!: Gigli - Jenny from the Schlock. Movie Juice suggested that if Affleck continues converting lesbians, he will do irrereparable harm to the overalls industry.


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English Court rules that Nicole Kidman did not have sex with Jude Law. And you thought the American courts were filled with time- and money-wasting cases.


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"With apologies to Sean Penn's Jeff Spicoli, teen sex comedies have a new king: Steve Stifler." I wonder if you can guess which character from teen comedies is most like me in high school? Hint: besides Stifler, who would go up to a high school girl and say "hey, choir chick, what are you doing here?"


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Ann Coulter's Living: "The author of 'Slander' and 'Treason' launches a lifestyle magazine."


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Gigli opens with a mere one million dollars on 2200 screens. It finished in seventh place for the day. Five of the six above it were films from previous weeks. By the way, Pirates of the Caribbean will pass $200 million by the time you read this.


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Jolie angry after nipples removed from poster


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Metrosexuals: It's a Guy Thing!: "what makes a metrosexual man" - the criteria include manicures and moisturizers - and perhaps even a little makeup and jewelry.


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Warning: - Disguised worm evades antivirus software - Aug. 2, 2003


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