Monday, August 04, 2003

HOLLYWOOD hunk Colin Farrell has confessed he has a 2 inch willy. Actually, I'm quite sure he was kidding, but the Sun is not known for their brilliant powers of perception.


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Kobe Bryant Loses Nutella Clocolate Endorsement Deal: Luckily, he will still have a chocolate deal. I hear Hershey is looking for a spokesman for their new Highway bar.


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Ya gotta love California. San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown warns that if Democratic Gov. Gray Davis is recalled, Democrats may retaliate by launching yet another recall of the replacement. (Exactly what Bill Maher predicted facetiously! Life imitates art. Maher said "why not, it works for Italy?"


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Records reveal celebs who pack heat in N.Y.: Find out which stars are strapped.


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Jay Leno to become a Metrosexual, get a makeover from 'Queer Eye' guys. Clint Eastwood is next, mark my word. Then Wilford Brimley.


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Clive Barnes reviews Melanie Griffith in Chicago - A ROXIE WITH MOXIE. He ... um ... well ... wasn't impressed. Check it out.


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Boxoffice Magazine [GIGLI Film Review] - three and a half stars!. It is possible that the article is a put-on, but I thnk it is serious. Strangely, it compares Gigli to My Dinner Wth Andre. Yeah, maybe it's a lot like Babette's Feast and Alexsander Nevsky as well.


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Jon Stewart's satirical barbs draw viewers, Emmy notice: Stewart says: "I do believe we need to go to a 24-hour fake news channel". He then went on to say that he meant ANOTHER one besides Fox.


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Need a birthday gift for that special someone in your life? How about Hitler's penis?


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Kevin Smith says his Jersey Girl project will not be affected by the fact that every human on earth hates J-Lo and Affleck


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The Pentagon releases more "Could-Be Saddam" Photos. Interestingly, they all look like famous liberals.


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Kim Cattrall Dating Bruce Willis.


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Movies Banned in Finland: Hilarious list includes: "Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" and "Arsenic and Old Lace"


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Cameron's topless win, round one: "TOPLESS photographs of actress Cameron Diaz will not be exposed to the public for the time being."


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