Monday, August 18, 2003

It's time for the Minnesota State Fair again, and you know what that means, doncha kids? Salmon-on-a-stick and an all-the-Lutefisk-you-can-eat buffet. I didn't make that shit up.


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Dude, where's my drawers? Demi Moore and her toyboy lover Aashton Kutcher are preparing to pose for a naked photo shoot. Yes! Just what we've been waiting for - Ashton Kutcher naked.


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Russian scientists have announced plans to build a nuclear power station on Mars.


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Al-Qaida claims responsibility for power blackout. They also said "we hope you enemies of Islam didn't waste your first pick on Michael Vick in your decadent Fantasy Football leagues, if you know what we mean."


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Want to be on a reality show? How about Channel 4's new "Lapdance Island"? Just answer some simple questions, like "What is it about a tropical island inhabited by lap dancers that appeals to you most?" and "Do you have any prior experience or qualifications in dealing with high levels of lap dancing?". Funny site! Try the drop-down boxes for choosing titles and occupations.


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This site has some screen captures from the DVD version of The Two Towers, which also has some scenes from the third part, The Return of the King, or as they like to call it, DIE RÜCKKEHR DES KÖNIGS


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Whoa. The Terminator is out of shape. I guess he's now the ex-Terminator.


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California - the new Cuba. Actually, I think this comparison is overreaching. Bill Maher had it exactly right - it's the new Italy.


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WeLoveArnold.com A site dedicated to the preservation of all things Arnold. As Arnold puts it "Nothing will haunt me"


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RateMyTeachers.com represents real grassroots free press activity. Students have now evaluated more than two million teachers on this site. Teachers hate it of course, because the teaching profession's goal is to suppress the truth, free expression, and any remote possibility that kids will think for themselves.


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MovieJuice reviews Freddy vs. Jason


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Princeton Review chooses the "best" colleges in many different categories. Some examples: Most selective - West Point. Most gay-friendly - NYU.


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The University of Colorado is the nation's #1 party school, up from #8 last year. They improved their status with a couple of top draft picks out of New Orleans. Last place on the party list went to Brigham Young University, the only place where they find Judge David Souter to be too flamboyant and wild.


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Porn, Drugs, Weapons Hit Baghdad Streets. Hey, out there. Do we have any readers in Iraq?


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91% of Japanese women like to give head.


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'Gigli' ends theater run, but not before setting dubious box office mark


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Phoenix Arizona is, more or less, out of gas!


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How music pirates have became the saviors of the record industry


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Kelly Monaco - April 1997 Playmate - Free Nude Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com! Kelly did a topless scene in the teen cult film Idle Hands, which starred Jessica Alba.


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Great anecdotes about Star Trek, especially about The Wrath of Khan.


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Well, I take back my previous nomination for stupid political quote of the week. This happened in 2001, but is still a big winner. In the midst of a tribute to Black History Month, the Lt Governor of California (Cruz Bustamante) blurted out the "N-word". He explained later in mortified tones, "I couldn't believe what came out of my mouth." He wasn't the only one. The audience had a bit of a problem with it as well.


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X-Entertainment retro products: THE ECTO COOLER BIBLE.


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