Friday, September 05, 2003

Germany has complained to Italy about a winery that labels its bottles with portraits of Adolf Hitler. **** It has a bouquet which hints slightly of almonds, yet is impetuously genocidal. **** Like Manischewitz, it will be produced Kosher for Passover from December 1st through March 31st each year.


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a guy drinking Fuehrerwein


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Excitement is mounting to feverish and as yet uncharted levels at the prospect of Halle Berry's imminent 19-woman soaped-up shower scene in new movie, Gothika.


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Say Uncle - the top 10 uncles in TV history


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Michelle Marsh Portfolio - New Page 3 Woman Thumbnails are head shots, but the larger pics are topless.


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The complete script for what is possibly the funniest twenty-plus minutes of comedy material ever originated on television: That's My Bush, episode 105 - The First Lady's Persqueeter


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Karen McDougal, Playmate from December 1997, Free Nude Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Germany has complained to Italy about a winery that labels its bottles with portraits of Adolf Hitler. **** It has a bouquet which hints slightly of almonds, yet is impetuously genocidal. **** Like Manischewitz, it will be produced Kosher for Passover from December 1st through March 31st each year.


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Gary Coleman would elect to change the past Now that you mention it, his life kinda sucks in the present, and the future isn't lookin' all that good either.


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'Weird Al' still dares to be stupid. Weird Al is one cool guy. He says, "I was considering actually throwing my "Poodle Hat" ' into the ring as well and running for governor, but then I thought, 'I don't want to take votes away from more qualified candidates, like Gallagher.'''


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Were John Ritter's testicles briefly visible in an episode of Three's Company? Ritter says, "I've requested that [Nickelodeon] air both versions, edited and unedited, because sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't."


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if you haven't thought about a Christmas present for your dad, consider a calendar of old golfing geezer women


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The new woman recommends that men look to Mr Bean and anal stimulation. Is that two things, or one?


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"According to data published by the Social Security Administration, the name Hillary is the most severely poisoned baby name in history, edging out Adolph and Ebenezer." I should point out that some factual inaccuracies in this article make its supporting historical arguments likely to be complete fabrications (there is no data from the 1844 era when A Christmas Carol would have poisoned the Ebenezer name, and he cites no evidence to demonstrate the rate of decline of Adolph or Ebenezer), but the rapid decline of the popularity of "Hillary" and "Hilary" from 1992-2002 is very real, as shown by his chart of the comparable names in 1992 popularity. Hillary and Hilary were number 136 and 251 in 1992. They are both out of the top 1000 now. Equally interesting is the fact that the names had been increasing in popularity for years prior to 1992, then suddenly reversed.


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The TV series box set is becoming the fastest-growing segment of the booming DVD industry


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GERI Halliwell's new curves have sparked rumours the ex-Spice Girl has boosted her bust.


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STING is admitting that his tales of superhuman tantric sex were mostly a lot of drunken boasts He's also denying that he looks like Malcolm MacDowell.


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Macaulay Culkin's First 'Adult' Role finds him in drag.


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The British prepare for the President's visit with an internet-based "Bare Your Bum at Bush!" campaign.


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The frightening world of 1980s make-up


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Here's The Smoking Gun's archive link to the dirt on the new crop of Survivor competitors.


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The October issue of FHM features Lisa Guerrero, the new sideline reporter joining John Madden and Al Michaels on ABC's Monday Night Football.


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Lisa Guerrero #2


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