Sunday, September 07, 2003

Don't know what to get your fisherman dad for Christmas - how about a 6" stiff boner?


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Comedian David Spade was the top draw at the weekend box office in North America, albeit with the lowest grossing new No. 1 film since early 2000 as overall ticket sales suffered a seasonal slide.


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Jim Carrey blows a quick hundred grand flying to Copenhagen for the weekend.


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here is a picture of Jim Carrey's new Danish girlfriend


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the mouseketeer pants-removal team hard at work


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MovieJuice! reviews: Dickie Roberts Former Child Star. "This is the kind of comedy that doesn't demand those distracting laughs from an audience intent on relaxing long stretches of meditation and quiet reflection ... a forensics team couldn't find laughs here". In other words, it's not that bad for a David Spade movie.


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In case you got censored locally, here is the Doonesbury strip you weren't allowed to see


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The million youth march went off without a hitch, and presented absolutely no crowd control problems. Of course, that might be because there was no crowd. 999,700 of the youth didn't actually make it, and 70% of the people that did show up were so old they don't remember being there.


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Rolling Stone picks the 100 Greatest Guitarists of all time. Somehow, the name of Andres Segovia seems to have eluded them, but Dave Davies of the Kinks made the list! I guess they meant rock or folk-rock or electric guitarists, or something, but even so, Eddie Van Halen fans will be surprised to see him rated down at #70 (Guitar Magazine picked him #6 on their similar list)


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every Esquire Cover since the beginning of time


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How to tell a lousy movie without having to see it or read a review


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Exclusive Trailer: Alien: Director's Cut. Ridley Scott's horror masterpiece has been cleaned up, and additional footage has been inserted. It will come to theaters Oct 31. No news about a DVD release.


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"A new action figure of a frumpy-looking librarian who moves her index finger to her lips with 'amazing push-button shushing action!' is prompting librarians around the world to raise their voices in protest."


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Dennis Miller weighs in on America's border problems. "any given night in South Texas, a pair of night vision goggles reveals a spectacle resembling the start of the Boston Marathon in ponchos"


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Cindy Adams compiles all the great "yo mamma so fat" jokes. They say a man gains 1.3 pounds per year after age 30. Marlon Brando just turned 832 years old.


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The short list to play Batman in the latest sequel. Jake Gyllenhaal?


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Back to December, 1970 today for Playmate Carol Imhof's free nude gallery, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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