Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Gwyneth Paltrow gets a buzz out of shopping - after buying five vibrators at a store called The Pleasure Chest. Being a celebrity is pretty cool, but I can see why they get annoyed by the lack of privacy. Would you want all your purchases published on the internet?


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"Metro police are looking for a man who was in custody on escape charges" He escaped from custody. Who could have guessed?


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So which political figure won the vote for "looks the most like Skeletor?"


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Is it free speech or disturbing the peace? That's the question promoters of a new energy drink are asking after being arrested for simply saying the product's name this weekend. '(Seth Garrett) says in a megaphone, 'Come get Sum Poosie, the nation's hottest new energy drink,''


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Pre-chubby Anna Nicole Smith in some serious lesbian action


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The American Film Institute awards the Charlton Heston Award to ... Charlton Heston. The award is given every year to the performer who is most faithful to the image and ideals of Charlton Heston. When Heston dies, he will also be eligible for the coveted Charlton Heston MEMORIAL Award.


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Billy Crystal to Host Academy Awards. Why did they change? I thought Steve Martin did a good job. Oh, well.


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The Governator to be joined by Senator Frasier?: "Top-rated TV star Kelsey Grammer announced Monday night that he would like to quit show business and enter politics - perhaps as senator from California."


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Weekly World News: "A LIKENESS of President George W. Bush, dressed as the god Anubis, was carved into the wall of an Egyptian mortuary temple 4,000 years ago. And an inscription under the carving names the president Khenty-Imentiu -- chief of the Westerners." Yeah, it looks just like him. (cough) Blowjob (cough)


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Proof that wealth can't buy class: the top four ugliest cars on the road.


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The six ugliest American cars since WW2


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Hannibal Lecter Gets Hollywood Walk of Fame Star. I was shocked to realize that Tony didn't already have one, so I started looking up some info. Robert Redford, Mel Gibson, and Clint Eastwood do NOT have stars. David Spade DOES.


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Here's the complete list of all the stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame


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Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms. Some of it totally disgusting. (See The Mung, for example.)


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Blowjob Planet - The only blowjob counter in the World


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Cousin Mammy's World of Breast Euphemisms!


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New England Patriots Cheerleaders


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Japanese technology rules!


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Ananova - Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea. Or maybe he just thought he did.


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A map of Springfield, the home of The Simpsons


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A federal court in Oklahoma has blocked the national 'do not call' list that would allow consumers to stop most unwanted telephone sales calls, one week before it was due to take effect.


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Taking stock of the IgNobel Prizes


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The California recall is on again. Arnold SAID he'd be back, dammit.


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Weekly World News: U.N. weapons inspectors searching for nuclear weapons have uncovered something they never expected to find: A hidden rock quarry, dubbed 'The Arena of Death,' where helpless Christian prisoners are fed to hungry lions!


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Yahoo! News - Jon Bon Jovi Starting Arena Football Team


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The Onion: Church, State Joyfully Reunite After 230-Year Trial Separation


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Barbra Streisand Says She's Bored by Her Own Songs And let he without sin cast the first stone.


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Hoppy Hopkins gave up Babe Ruth's 59th homer in 1927, and he's still alive


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Best Album ever?? - Zagat's new 332-page guide lists the top 1,000 albums of all time, according to ratings from more than 10,500 music aficionados. Topping the guide's most popular list is Springsteen's 'Born to Run,' with the Beatles' 'Abbey Road' and 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' taking second and third places, respectively


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