Sunday, September 28, 2003

A current interview with the most entertaining wrestling manager/announcer of them all - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. My favorite Heenan line? He's announcing at the Garden, and it's a midget match. Heenan says, "Look at him out there. First match in the Garden. Home town crowd. Chance at the title. Must make him feel like he's five feet tall."


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The Asian theatrical trailer for Return of the King. Impressive. Should be a helluva movie. Even the trailer is an emotional experience.


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Todd Helton came to bat in the eighth swingin' away. The game was meaningless in the standings, and he had to get a hit to win the NL batting title. A hit, he wins the batting title, a walk - he loses, an out - he loses. He lost it the hardest way you can imagine - on an intentional walk. (cough) blowjob (cough)


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Quentin Tarantino reviews The Matrix movies: "If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have gone home and stuck my dick in my Nintendo"


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The 15 worst athletes-turned-actors


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Director-Writer Elia Kazan Dies at 94: "Director Elia Kazan, whose triumphs included the original Broadway productions of 'Death of a Salesman' and 'A Streetcar Named Desire,' and the Academy Award-winning film 'On the Waterfront,' died Sunday. He was 94. "


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The triumphant career and deep personal sadness of Keanu Reeves. Lord knows we've made fun of him enough, but he's one of the good guys, and deserves to be much happier than he actually is.


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More about Bubba Ho-Tep, the Citizen Kane of Elvis vs The Mummy movies


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Very impressive trailer for The Matrix Revolutions


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According to polls conducted by CNN.com , it looks like he's to be The Governator


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Tigers win five of last six, avoid 120 losses with season-ending win over Twins


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Cincinnati Bengals - Cheerleaders. The Bengals have a web site worthy of their record on the field.


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URL says it all: AwfulPlasticSurgery.com


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"How do I swear in foreign languages?" from insults.net


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URL says it all: www.cameltoe.org


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Corinna Ungureanu - this should get some interest in the gymnastics events in the next Olympics


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The ultimate bikini. The ultimate camel toe.


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Homer Simpson's funny quotes: Funny quotes on love, death, gays, women, donuts, beer. "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."


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unexpected accident while the hostess of a shopping channel tries to sell a ladder


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When Office Supplies Attack


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50 CENT buys cozy 61 room Tyson mansion. The purchase price was about four million dollars for a house once valued at $25 million.


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usnews.com: The People's Vote: 100 Documents that shaped America


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Dude, Where's My Country?


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Practicing journalism, Dave Barry style


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Measuring the speed of light with chocolate and a microwave


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Oh, no! Rumors are swirling in the tiny, tony California seaside hamlet of Carmel that the supposedly split-up Bennifer have patched things up and will marry in a private ceremony today.


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Leisure Time Entertainment Presents...Ron Jeremy.com ... Ron's list of famous women he wishes he had sex with!


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The Complete Bushisms - Updated frequently. By Jacob Weisberg, The latest entry: "I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news " PROBABLY?


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North Korea calls Rumsfeld an illiterate psychopath. It's good to know that even among the bitterest of enemies, we can all agree on certain things. Everybody sing along with me: "It's a small world after all ..."


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Vey cool font utility!: "Ever wanted to have a font just like the one used by certain publications, corporations, or ad campaigns? Well now you can, using the WhatTheFont font recognition system. Upload a scanned image of the font and we'll show you the closest matches in our database! "


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a fantastic opportunity - have you thought about selling your soul?


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How To Draw The Nipples Back On Victoria's Secret Catalogue Models Using Adobe Photoshop


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