Wednesday, October 01, 2003

Elle Macpherson has checked into a rehab clinic. With picture.


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Movie Criticism for the Retarded - the Top 10 Scariest Movie Clowns


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Citing the results of an unrestricted online poll, Gov. Jim Doyle Tuesday overruled an advisory panel and told the U.S. Mint to put a cow, wheel of cheese and ear of corn on Wisconsin's commemorative quarter. The Governor apparently didn't realize that many, perhaps most, of the votes for that design were from non-Wisconsinites who were making fun of Wisconsin. My vote, for example. (The poll allowed anyone, from any state or country, to vote as many times as he liked.)


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Actress Halle Berry announced Wednesday she has separated from her husband, R&B singer Eric Benet, after less than three years of marriage


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Zeta's lookin' good in Intolerable Cruelty premiere


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DRUDGE REPORT 2003: "BLITZ ON RUSH LIMBAUGH TO INTENSIFY ON THURSDAY WITH CHARGES OF DRUG ABUSE... AFTER DAY OF INTENSE MEDIA BASHING ON LIMBAUGH SPORTS QUOTES /// NATIONAL ENQUIRER TO ALLEGE IN BOMBSHELL REPORT: 'RUSH LIMBAUGH IN DRUG RING'... HOUSEKEEPER WORE WIRE IN SET-UP, ... ENQUIRER ALLEGES ABUSE OF TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PILLS... NEW YORK DAILY NEWS SET TO SPLASH PAGE ONE THURSDAY, NEWSROOM SOURCES TELL DRUDGE. "


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Rumor has it that the Mouseketeer Queen is on the cover of Esquire, wearing no pants, duplicating a famous Angie Dickinson pose!


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Minnesota woman still can't believe what the postal carrier brought her last week -- a postcard mailed 34 years ago. I can understand her surprise. That's pretty damned quick delivery by Minnesota standards.


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People assume Tarantino is drunk because he babbles incoherently on Leno. In reality, babbling incoherently is a tradition among film directors. He's just the new Antonioni.


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Weekly World News: Elvis spotted at Graceland


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Mouseketeer in Green Top with Very Nice Pokies


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Bustamante's Campaign Implodes: "She (Bustamante's sister) strapped on a burrito to her loins and called for white men to come up on stage, take a bite out of the burrito and absolve themselves of 500 years of the white man's guilt." Hey, he has my vote!


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The poverty level for a family of 4 in the Bay Area is more than $70,000!


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Colin Farrell details his former drug use. "I ended up on a shrink's couch, and he told me to write down how much I did in a week - 20 [tabs of Ecstasy], 4 grams of coke, 6 of speed, half an ounce of hash, three bottles of Jack Daniel's, 12 bottles of red wine, 60 pints," he tells Radio Times magazine. "And 40 [cigarettes] a day."


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URL says it all: InvestInMyChest.com.


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BS - How To Build An Atom Bomb at home with just ordinary household ingredients and 50 pounds of weapons-grade Plutonium


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Tom Mabe telephones the telemarketers at their convention


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Pentagon to order a blimp 25 times size of Goodyear's.


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"Max" Tops List Of Most Popular Dog Names In NYC


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Houston Texans - Cheerleaders


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Sam Raimi gearing up for Spiderman 2


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Is Madonna's new video a blatant rip-off? Guy Bourdin's estate seems to think so, and The Smoking Gun has the dope.


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Wow! Frodo could have saved a lot of time with Mapquest!


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Authorities were trying to determine whether a man actually was bitten by a rattlesnake in a Wal-Mart, as he claimed.


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The Pimp N Ho Costume Ball 2003


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Teri Harrison didn't get naked in the Boat Trip DVD, but her is her Playmate Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Here are some more pictures of Natalia Sokolova (Boat Trip)- Playmate Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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2003 Rock Paper Scissors International Championships


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Hobos elect a new king. Arnold Schwarzenegger lost in a close election.


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"Hollywood's major film studios announced on Tuesday they are ending their long-held practice of sending videotapes and DVDs of Oscar contending movies to Academy Award voters.


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The Farrelly Brothers, the men behind There's Something About Mary and Dumb and Dumber, are set to develop a new film based on The Three Stooges. Didn't Ingmar Bergman already do that?


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The Colossal Colon Tour - and you thought your boss was a big asshole!


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Ozzy Osbourne Writing Broadway Musical about Rasputin


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Save Balki! Perfect Strangers Renewal Headquarters. This is some weird shit. Front page looks normal (except that they actually seem to like Balki), but some of the internal pages are completely demented.


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