Sunday, October 05, 2003

X-Entertainment's Halloween Contest! Name The Quotes, Win Some Prizes!


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Vice President Cheney's Warm Remarks at the Formal Unveiling of Danforth J. Quayle's Capitol Rotunda Marble Bust


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The (apocryphal) origin of the middle finger salute


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California in Crisis - proof the state is falling apart


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PORN star Mary Carey, running for governor of Califiornia, stripped in front of an Arnie lookalike in a mock-up of the governor's office for an election advert. Her policies include legalising ferrets and lap dancers. Ferrets? Well, she can count on Richard Gere's vote.


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The world's most useless research? - A study of gay necrophiliac ducks


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BRITISH actor Jude Law is being lined up for his most divine role yet - playing Pope John Paul II in an Italian TV movie. Apparently Colin Farrell turned the part down.


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You have to love Australians - Prince Harry attends rodeo - rodeo president calls him a "useless pommy jackeroo "


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Dave Barry's follow-up column about the national do-not-call list


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Sox win - will start Pedro in Game 5! They are now favored to win this series. Of course - this is the way it has to end for the Sox. You know they wouldn't go down 3 games to 0. It is an important part of Red Sox tradition to get right to the edge of victory before disappointing everyone. I figure Pedro will leave with a 4-0 lead, and the bullpen will blow it with two out in the ninth, preferably by having a fielder miss a routine play. Is it too late to trade for Jose Cruz?


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A dictionary of slang - English slang of the UK


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Rush Limbaugh is dominating the headlines in a Florida pill-popping probe, but he was never a major target of the investigation, sources said yesterday. The latest is that Rush was just an especially pathetic and voracious junkie who was being watched only to uncover his sources. Amazingly enough, the lawyer for Rush's maid is a guy I know from college debating days. He was a top debater at the University of Miami.


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Four people under arrest for printing fake (m) million dollar bills. They actually managed to pass 500 of them in South Korea. Five hundred million dollars? Wow! Counterfeiting is underrated. How do you get someone to accept a million dollar bill? "Um, I'll take a Slurpee, and the new Playboy, and can you change a million? It's not nine o'clock yet."


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Oh my Lord - Courtney Love on the night of her arrest/OD Some nudity, not that you'd really get turned on.


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