Sunday, October 12, 2003

Paris Hilton in public


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The Netherworld News: "Just in time for holiday gift giving, Dr. Seuss has finally completed his assigned purgatory sentence of writing a series of books designed especially for the many gays spending eternity in Hell after being damned by the Revs. Jerry Falwell and Jimmy Swaggart. "


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Britain wishes to conker the rest of the world.


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Helen Mirren tells of naked romp with Kylie's man


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Enquirer publishes Rush Limbaugh's e-mails


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Family campaigners last night called on Channel 4 to pull this week's teenage version of Big Brother featuring the first scene of real-life sex ever shown on British television.


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Actress Pamela Anderson is turning to a new career by writing novels. I think James Joyce started the same way. Step One: Breast Implants . Step Two: Beach jiggle show. Step Three: Ulysses.


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"Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica" exposes the fraud of celebrity marriage. The article compares the show to an Ingmar Bergman movie. "The emotions are easily read on Nick's face. First, puzzlement, then amusement. And, finally, the sinking horror that comes with this realization: I have married the stupidest woman on Earth."


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Physicists and mathematicans use their most advanced theoretical constructs to explain why the Red Sox suck.


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GIRLS Aloud babe Sarah Harding persuaded a hunky mechanic to service her in a string of outrageous places. Includes pictures which are small but feature a completely naked Sarah.


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You have to love women's beach volleyball


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Britney kisses Madonna, as seen through the wishful eyes of the young male audience


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Esquire chooses the five best articles in their history. (Well, actually five of the best six, but they are classics, reprinted online in their entirety.)


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Flash in Public - just what it says .... Click on the girls' faces, then click on their preview pics. Lots of free content.


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THE Who’s John Entwistle left £5million in his will, it was revealed yesterday — but deliberately cut his wife out of it. Entwistle, 57 — who died in a hotel with a hooker — had inserted a special clause.


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