Monday, October 13, 2003

Great movie reviewer!Talk about politically incorrect! "'My favorite moment of Kill Bill did not occur until the very end. It was just as the credits began to roll, when the gentleman in front of me hurled a large cup of Pepsi at the screen and shouted, 'That movie ate a dick sandwich with a side of balls! Fucking fuck you, Tarantino!' ' 'After stepping out of the theater, I immediately drove to the ASPCA and adopted a puppy - a gorgeous, playful Black Labrador mix. I named him Here's What I Think of Kill Bill, and then murdered him with a salad fork out in the parking lot.'" I may be wrong, but I don't think he liked Kill Bill.


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Halle Berry: " I recently had to clean the dingleberries off my dog's ass"


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Live Sheep Camera, Cam Updated Every 5 Minutes. "I love ewe, ewe love me, we're a ..."


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Forbes weighs in on the richest fictional characters. Who is richest? Bruce Wayne, Richie Rich, Mr Howell, Monty Burns, or Scrooge McDuck?


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Sex jokes for all of us


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The photoshop wizards at Fark.com weigh in on "campaigns for other celebrity candidates" (This one requires broadband)


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Pop quiz - according to AmIAnnoying.com, who is the most annoying celebrity? Can you guess? Link goes to the answer.


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Paparazzi pic of Yvette Mimieux


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10 Worst Cartoon Characters Of All Time


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Kill Bill's Killer Bodies


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Weekly World News: "The Mafia has muscled its way into new territory -- it's landed a manned spacecraft on Mars and begun colonization. "


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Colin Farrell update


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Best picture yet of Mariah in that Versace dress


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You know Larry Schonbrun must be OK, because all sleazebag lawyers hate him. Class action suits, under the hypocritical guise of helping the little guy against powerful corporations, are usually just scams to enrich lawyers, often ending up with the lawyers getting millions while consumers get a miniscule discount on their next purchase, or something like that. Schonbrun keeps reminding people of the problem. In court.


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Was Jessica Simpson raised by a pack of French poodles?


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Brilliant column, in which the columnist parodies the style of Rush Limbaugh to show what the jaunty junkie would have said if Bill Clinton had admitted to the exact same drug addiction as Rush. And you know what? He is 100% on the money.


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