Monday, October 27, 2003

Succinct review of Radio: "I've got three reasons to skip this one: Cuba, Gooding, and Junior. Four reasons if you count his goofy fake teeth. Five if you just enjoy counting."


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Wow, my mistake. It turns out Ronald Reagan WAS (is?)the antichrist? Helluva disguise. I always thought Anti would be scarier and ... well ... less amiable.


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Sylvia Plath Stuck Her Head in an Oven . . . & Other Disturbing Deaths in the Literary World


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Stop the Presses - it looks like there's a new world record for underwater pumpkin carving!


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Rod Roddy, the flamboyantly dressed announcer on 'The Price is Right' whose booming, jovial voice invited lucky audience members to 'Come on down!' for nearly 20 years, died Monday He went to the gates of heaven and received .... A NEW CAR!!! ..... For the rest of the jokes, please refer back to the material I used when Johnny Olsen died in 1985.


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The "new look" Meg Ryan


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Download the virtual theremin for Halloween.


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Mouseketeer only removed her pants because she was drinking Red Bull. If their company can't use that to sell product, they ain't never gonna sell nothin'. OK, maybe a Schlitz is OK for you, tough guy, but for your date - Red Bull - the drawer dropper. Why not make it Red Bull and Vodka, a "Raging Bull". As Homer Simpson might say - Alcohol and Red Bull - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems


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April 1996 playmate, Gillian Bonner. Free nude gallery.Playmate Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Now anyone can breeze through congested intersections just like the police, thanks to a $300 dashboard device that changes traffic lights from red to green, making nasty commutes a thing of the past and leaving other drivers open-mouthed at your ability to manipulate traffic.


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Wolverine, James Wolverine. Is Hugh Jackman the Next Bond? Clive Owen, the previous front-runner, is now thought to lack the requisite light touch, and the producers just can't afford Carrot Top.


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The scariest screen moment of all time? - Here's Johnny


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X-TINA got down and dirrty as she kicked off the UK leg of her Stripped European tour.


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Red Sox officials told Grady Little late this morning that they will not renew his contract for next season. This was done presumably because he got the Red Sox the closest they have gotten to a world series in 85 years, and they want to go back to being the total losers their fans are used to. Seriously, Little was a "gut feel" kind of guy, and he's working in an environment in which his bosses prefer "statistical analysis". I'm sure the suits would not have supported his decision to leave Pedro in. On the other hand, the same suits would have disapproved of every move Jack McKeon ever made, so there you are. Sometimes even a round ball bounces funny.


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All About Romance: all-time worst Cover Contest


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TIME.com: Is Rumsfeld Losing His Mojo?


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she's one bitter mouseketeer after Timberwolf blabbed about her


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Page Three Idol - final round


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