Tuesday, October 28, 2003

The new edition of MAXIM ONLINE has a pictorial on the incredible Jessica Alba. No nudity, but she is a living work of art. What a babe she is. I think that the last time we did those polls to determine the most beautiful woman and the sub-polls for the best legs and so forth, Laetitia Casta won "best face" and "hottest all-around babe", and I probably cast the same votes myself. I would now seriously consider changing my own vote to Alba in both categories.


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Pamela Anderson, woman of letters. Q: 'If a guy really wants to impress you, Pamela, what should he do?'
A: 'Besides penetration? It's the little things.'


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'Jackass' star found drunk, naked on hood of car. Why are they reporting this? I think it comes under the heading of "dog bites man".


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Kylie has revealed that she will not bare her backside any more, fearing that she is too old.


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Tragically, Dutch teens will now have to learn about sex the old fashioned way. The popular sex ed TV show 'This Is How You Screw' is off the air. I know how they feel. I still can't believe Howdy Doody is gone forever. Of course, Howdy didn't do much fuckin' with Buffalo Bob. Good thing, too, because that could have given Bob some very painful splinters.


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Did you ever wonder where strippers get their outfits? From an online stripper boutique, of course. Your one-stop shop for acrylic platform shoes, thigh-high boots, and more.


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NASA satellite photos of the fires in California. Incredible photographs.


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The Absolute Bottom 50 Worst Names for Horror Movies


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Watch teh VW Beetle Morph from the original until the latest. Cool!


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vote for MAXIM HOMETOWN HOTTIES


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free Miki Sawaguchi gallery



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Dr. Fart speaks: "Everything you want to know about flatulence, and some things you don't." The author would be surprised by how little I really want to know about farts.


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need a Pulsed Plasma Mobile Hydrogen Generator? Got 95 million bucks? Get it now on e-bay!


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Said Mel Gibson to the Lord, "Lord, just give me a sign if you disapprove of my Jesus movie. Any sign, no matter how small."


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Rod Stewart goes all Mr Blackwell bitchy on his contemporaries


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Elvis Presley is Top-Earning Dead Celebrity


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The ancient art of Trouser Semaphore


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Play: "strip that girl"


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WayTooPersonals.com Personal ads that cross the line


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Get Rid Of Telemarketers By Being Silly


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RIAA Sues Amish Man for Illegally Whistling Copyrighted Material


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Page3.com ::: Page 3 Idol 2003 voting


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Headline in the Twin Cities: "ARE THEY FUNNING WITH US?" Survey says Minneapolis is most fun city in U.S. Yup, I agree. Fuck Vegas and N'Awlins and Miami and New York. Give me a summer cold, nasal accents and a top-notch mall every time!


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What is Chicago's #1 Halloween costume this year? The scariest thing in Chicago history - Steve Bartman.


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A monstrous amount of Resident Evil: Apocalypse film set pictures/videos/script tidbits


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Approaching 60 and coming off a second prison term, baseball's last 30 game winner, Denny McLain, hopes to bounce back one more time.


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The Brooksville Police Department is looking for an unidentified man who pointed a handgun at an Arby's employee and made off with his dinner - $4 worth of chicken fingers. The suspect apparently thought that the bag the victim was carrying contained the night's deposit.


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How to pick any Master Lock


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Disposable DVDs a Slow, Slow Sale


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Disposable DVDs a Slow, Slow Sale


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To help meet the budget, Bush Lays Off Congress; will Outsource Lawmaking to India


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I can't even guess what Bjork is doing here


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Weekly World News: "Bulb-headed space aliens suffer terribly from migraines because their brains are the size of basketballs. And it's the desperate search for new and better painkillers that brings these creatures to Earth.


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Kutcher's Punk'd Show Goes Too Far Pranks on people like Mrs Rodman and Mr Pam have turned sour.


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Feds bust "designer supplement" chemist. Insiders say the trail will lead to Barry Bonds.


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Spiderman actress Kirsten Dunst is set to wed her boyfriend Donnie Darko star Jake Gyllenhall, according to reports from London


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Demi Moore has dismissed reports she is planning to marry toyboy lover Ashton Kutcher on Valentine's Day in Vegas, being given away by Bruce Willis. She says every detail of the story was fabricated. Too bad. It was a pretty cool story.


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Still no peace in Middle East, despite the tireless efforts of Pitt and Aniston.


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The Hollywood Walk of Fame is mysteriously buckling The Department of the Interior has been sent to do an environmental study, since celebrities are America's most precious natural resource.


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