Thursday, October 30, 2003

A new STAR TREK film with Captain Kirk?


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URL says it all BringBackKirk.com


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::Differences:: Identify subtle differences between two images


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The Metrosexual Quiz - How Metrosexual are you?


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George Steinbrenner arrived at the Yankees' minor-league complex in Tampa yesterday at 9 a.m. and fired the first low-level staffer who came in the door


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The Sun catches chicks with large busts and small blouses


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LIZ HURLEY was snubbed at a charity auction when NO ONE bid for lunch with her. Liz had hoped to raise money for New York firemen. One guest said: "There was not a peep. It was embarrassing. "


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I'm not sure what the set-up is, but the punch line is "44 dwarves and an elephant" (Carnac says: "Name the complete cast of an Ingmar Bergman dream sequence")


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Gator is changing their name, and suing anyone who calls them spyware. They insist that the correct term is "crapware".


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Where is the third best nude beach in the world? How about Wisconsin? Interestingly, numbers one and two are in Uzbekistan.


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Will J.Lo strip off for her next flick? Frankly, I doubt it. I would not, if I were J-Lo. What does she have to gain?


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Red Sox place Manny Ramirez on waivers. Nobody is expected to claim his $100 million contract.


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This play may or may not be legal. The location of the theater is a secret. In order to attend, people have to hang out on a Brooklyn street corner, where they are met by volunteers who walk them to another street corner, where they are met by another volunteer and escorted blindfolded to the theater.


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Centenarian Couple Celebrates 82nd anniversary, have 260 descendants.


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Funniest line of the day comes from Utah law enforcement - "The sheriff's office is asking restaurant workers to keep in mind that police would never ask fellow employees to search one another, and also would not call collect from pay phones. They wouldn't? Geez. I could save a lot of money by living in Utah. The Texas police are always calling collect, and those charges really mount up.


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French police are investigating fridge-loads of moldy duck, rotting seafood and mite-infested fish Apparently, someone was planning to market those as air-fresheners.


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World Series Champ Florida Marlins May Become Miami Marlins


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The art of cachongas, bazongas, kajoobies, babaloos, blouse bunnies and shirt puppies. Amazingly, that is the actual headline - more amazingly, it's in a Japanese newspaper.


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A supermarket tabloid is outing the 19-year-old woman who has accused NBA superstar Kobe Bryant of rape, splashing her name and a provocative photo on its front page - and sparking outrage from rape victims and advocates. The Globe has her name in gigantic type on the front cover.


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The Darwin Awards - honoring those who improve our gene pool... by removing themselves from it.


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Introduction to Shapes : Liberator Bedroom Adventure Gear


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Have you picked out your casket yet? If not, I think you may want to see this: The Kiss Kasket. "This is the ultimate KISS® collectible, " said Gene Simmons. "I love livin', but this makes the alternative look pretty damn good." Hell, I don't want a casket from someone who loves livin'. That's like buying a Walter Payton autographed baseball bat. Caskets are about death. I want one from someone who loves dyin'. Give me the Jim Morrison model.


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Build a Honda Element out of Legos. Beautiful little commercial directed by Sophie Coppola's brother Roman. Come to think of it, I think his dad may be a filmmaker as well.


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What's Special About This Number?


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As colorful new $20 bills circulate around the nation, more consumers are finding out that the notes do not work on automated payment machines.


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The lamest, most obvious costumes your lamest friends will wear for Halloween this year


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Tricycle-riding gunman tries to hijack car. I wondered what had happened to Pauly Shore.


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Not everyone is warming up to Bikini Cuts, the newest salon in Sandy, Utah, where bikini-and-sarong clad women cut, clip and coif the hair of a mostly male clientele.


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It's good to be a Tyco juror: "Jurors were shown an expurgated videotape Tuesday of women in gauzy gowns, half-naked male models and 'Margaritaville' singer Jimmy Buffett at a $2 million party that former Tyco chief Dennis Kozlowski threw for his wife on a Mediterranean island."


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CNN pussies sue the student who made fun of them!


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A FAMILY were trapped in their home for nearly three hours — besieged by a crazed BADGER


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