Thursday, November 06, 2003

Matrix Revolutions opening day: $43 million worldwide, including $24 million in the USA.


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Hunter Thompson came back, so Johnny Depp taunted him a second time. Depp plays Hunter again in The Rum Diary


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Paris Hilton's lawyers seek to halt the spread of her sex video. OK, maybe "spread" wasn't the right word to use here.


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What the fuck is wrong with John Cusack? Didn't he used to be cool? First America's Sweethearts, then Serendipity, now he's dating our favorite mouseketeer?


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Buckling under pressure from loyalists of former President Ronald Reagan, CBS announced today that it would shelve its controversial Reagan miniseries starring actor James Brolin and would instead air a new miniseries, Everybody Loves Reagan, starring David Hasselhoff. You have to read this article. Funny stuff, as usual, from Borowitz.


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Top ten reasons Letterman's excited to be a father for the first time


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The Rutgers Scarlet Knights are the nation's best football team - at beating the Vegas line


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BBC Radio - Name that national anthem


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"Dernell Stenson, promising young Cincinnati Reds outfielder, was found slain in a residential neighborhood in Phoenix.


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The bra and panties are designed to help give up cigarettes.


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Pixar Studios has an excellent website, as you might expect.


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90s music nostalgia could be the next big format on Seattle dials. Wow, 1999 - deep in the past. Actually, this trend is not that weird, and had happened before. When I was a high school sophomore in 1963, we considered music from the middle 50s to be oldies, and we considered music from the early 50's (pre-rock) not to be music at all.


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Abandon Ware - URL says it all: Oldgames.org


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Continuing our NBA tour: The Utah Jazz Dancers


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John & Rebecca's Steamy Sex Life


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Lemon Sound, le site de la culture clubbing - DJ avec beaucoup gazongas


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Beloved golfing legend Arnold Palmer announced his plans to remarry at age 74.


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The United States Mint unveils new designs for the obverse of the nickel. Interestingly, one of them shows the US Senate shaking hands with Hallibrton.


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Apparently Anna Nicole is no longer obese.


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San Diego Padres get rid of sucky orange uniforms. Looks like they drove up the coast a bit and raided the Dodgers' locker room.


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VICTORIA BECKHAM will ask YOU to decide which music she does best by releasing a dance tune and a hip-hop number on the same day. The two tracks will make up a double A-side. Posh will then listen to reaction and see which gets more radio and TV plays before deciding which style of music to follow. I vote for naked Native American rain dances. If there is no such thing, invent it.


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Commerce Minister says "Minnie Driver can be harmful to Cambodia". Only Cambodia? I guess she's OK for the rest of Southeast Asia. Apparently "Beautiful" has finally made it to Cambodian theaters.


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Her authorized biography says that former prisoner of war Jessica Lynch was raped by her Iraqi captors.


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How the Gipper became Saint Ronald. I still can't figure out why Paul is a saint and Minneapolis isn't? Minneapolis was every bit as holy. I mean, they're twins, right? How would you like it if your twin made saint and you didn't?


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WiggerDressUp.com Now you can have a Betsy McCall you can relate to. Dress up Eminem. Why would anyone want to do this?


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THE PICTURE OF EVERYTHING by Howard Hallis There is nothing lacking in this man's ambition. It's like the world's hardest "Where's Waldo"


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In case you don't have the time to look, here is Waldo


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"A Hard-on for Numbers" is an actual headline in The Houston Press.


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Danny DeVito will guest star on "Friends" as a male stripper


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Next week sees the launch of the so-called 'Miss Digital World' competition - a chance for designers and programmers to win a virtual beauty contest by sending their computer-generated e-Babes down the online catwalk.


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Kelly Burke was the Playmate of the Month in June of 1966, the month I graduated from high school. Here is a free nude Playmate Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Here's another gift possibility for the difficult-to-please name on your Christmas list - a four hundred year old wax vagina It is not known how they separated it from Cher.


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Boston's mayor, Mr Ebeneezer Grinch, has cut the traditional Enchanted New England Village from Christmas because of budgetary constraints. Bostonians, just drive down to Newark and catch the Enchanted New Jersey Village instead. Ya want yer fuckin' Chris'mas? We got yer Chris'mas right here. Ya need a little extra imagination to pretend dose rats are reindeer, but we t'ink you'll enjoy da Enchanted Syringes.


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Pondering the mysterious and most heinous Keanu Reeves


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Righteous Brother Bobby Hatfield has lost that livin' feeling. Now singin' duets with Jim Morrison in rock 'n roll heaven.


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