Saturday, November 08, 2003

Defense lawyers tried to convince jurors Friday that Walter Alexander Sorto should not be executed for raping and killing two women because he fell on his head from a coconut tree. Wow - he saw my favorite episode of Gilligan, the one where Gilligan fell from the coconut tree, hit his head, and then went on a murder spree against Ginger and Maryanne. What a bloody mess! The rest of them held a cute little trial and found him guilty. Then the professor was able to synthesize a lethal injection from the juices of mangos. But when they found out about the fall from the tree, they took Gilligan back up the tree, pushed him off again, and the second blow to his head cured him. Meanwhile the professor figured out how to bring Ginger and Maryanne back to life with a special chemical found in pineapples. Hey, maybe the same would work for this guy. Let's push him out of a second tree.


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McDonald's Corporation isn't amused with Merriam-Webster's decision to include ''McJob'' as a word in its dictionary.
According to Webster's, a McJob is a low-paying, dead-end job.


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what are your dumbest state laws? -- DumbLaws.com has the answers


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The Big Cartoon DataBase


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Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics. How well do movies follow the natural laws of the universe?


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A little-known government agency: FVZA (The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency).


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Julia Schultz was the Playmate in February 1998. Here is her free, nude Playmate Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Ozzfest 98 - The Crowd


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Random Insult Generator


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This is scary. This week, the Defense Department placed a notice on its Web site asking for 'men and women in the community who might be willing to serve as members of a local draft board. "If a military draft becomes necessary, approximately 2,000 Local and Appeal Boards throughout America would decide which young men, who submit a claim, receive deferments, postponements or exemptions from military service, based on Federal guidelines. Positions are available in many communities across the Nation." When asked, the Pentagon wouldn't comment on the notice, and by yesterday it had been pulled from the Web site without explanation.


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How Maxim alters photographs


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Jessica Simpson tapped to develop a series for ABC. She asked if she could just work with her brother and sister, Bart and Lisa.


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Saturday Night Live Transcripts. This site has 2072 verbatim transcripts of skits from 1975 until last week.


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The World's Worst Websites


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Here is the full 213 page script for the cancelled CBS miniseries, "The Reagans" (use the free day pass, wait for the commercial to end, and you can download the entire screenplay in .pdf format)


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The Sect of Homokaasu - The Gematriculator. I don't know what the hell this is, but it says that our site is 32% evil, 68% good. My full name is 99% good!


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Videogame Music Midi Challenge: Guess the correct game by listening to the midi music!


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The Partridge Family is coming back to television in a new, updated series.


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A spokesman for Prince Charles has scotched rumours that the heir to the British throne is the real author of a series of mysterious Amazon.com reader reviews that have perplexed and entertained Internet users over the past eighteen months.


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Here is the first trailer for Troy - and it isn't a very good one. Well, they have six months to fix it.


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