Sunday, November 09, 2003

Matrix Revolutions deconstructed. Don't read this if you haven't seen the flick and plan to. Major spoilers.


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Halliburton to take advantage of advertising space on soldiers' coffins. Nobody can say these guys have no edge in their comedy. Back in the early days of SNL, before that show turned all Bob Hope, they would have done this kind of tasteless, highly pointed material.


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Barbara Bush says: "I’m so thankful that George turned out as vacuous as I am" We can only hope this is satire.


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Former wrestling icons try to adjust to life outside the ring after the collapse of the WCW. Ted Dibiase is now running a Christian ministry. Abdullah the Butcher is really a butcher - selling Abdullah's Ribs.


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Why hasn't Paul Verhoeven made a film in three years? Here's what he's up to. He has four works in progress, but nothing in the late stages of development.


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After The Nwews of the World asked, "Is Charles Bisexual?", Prince Charles may go on the air to tell the world he doesn't smoke the White Owl. Rumor has it that he will also deny intercourse with barnyard animals. (According to legend, Lyndon Johnson once told his campaigners to spread the rumor that his opponent liked to have sex with sows. "I know he ain't a pigfucker. I just wanna hear the sumbitch deny it.")


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Britney Spears is furious after cheeky Colin Farrell sent her a T-shirt saying: 'I slept with Colin Farrell and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.'


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Among the duties of a Saudi Arabia government censor is scribbling out the faces of western models on hair-care products, like these in a Riyadh Safeway.


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Matrix Revolutions just set the all-time record for the best opening overseas. It has also grossed $85 million domestically. Although some people were disappointed by the receipts in the USA, it was the fourth best weekend ever for an R-rated film.


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High Grant given an acting award. So you know that one had a lot of deep thought behind it. Let's see, of all the actors in the world, which one can we honor? I know, Hugh Grant! The award was said to have a street value of six hookers.


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Dave Barry weighs in on the space elevator


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Rock 'n roll defeated communism. Well, to be technical, "roll" didn't do much. When rock 'n roll split, I was pretty much the only one who went with roll.


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The Straight Dope: What does the G in G-string stand for?


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The Matrix Redubbed


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Female tattoo gallery. Some of them in very intimate areas.


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An American Legend is dead - Al Goldstein stops publishing Screw magazine after 35 years


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Mouseketeer Masturbation tips. Odd interview.


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Make a space in your closet for your VCR - maybe next to your 8-tracks.


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Christopher Lee cut from Return of the King


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‘The Simpsons,’ back from the pit


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The Matrix: Resolutions. Interesting stuff. Looking back on the fan speculation about the final chapter, and comparing it to what really happened in the film.


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