Saturday, November 15, 2003

Celebrity-Lookalikes


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Shadow of the Wolf (Agaguk) - probably the best film in which Jennifer Tilly plays a naked singing Eskimo. Well OK, "probably" was a little strong. I should have said "possibly".


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The (un) official Paris Hilton video action figure. Kinda pricey. Unsurprisingly, there have not been any bids.


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Actress Natalie Portman showed up Friday in a see-through top to introduce a film clip at the 18th Annual American Cinematheque Awards


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An ancient play is to be staged for the first time in more than 2,050 years after fragments of the text were found stuffed in an Egyptian mummy. It will be a modern-day world premiere of Aeschylus's Trojan War story, Achilles. Aeschylus is not expected to attend the premiere, but Paris Hilton will be there in honor of another important character in the Trojan Wars, and also because a camera will be there.


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Uglyfootballers.com - the soccer streakers


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Jessica Simpson Performs At Strip Club


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Halle Berry denied admission to her own premiere (Punk'd)


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Tremendous reviews for Russell Crowe's new pic Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003).


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Prez in Topless Tabloid: The Washington Post says, "After coming to office with a vow to restore dignity to the White House, the president yesterday took a brief sabbatical from that effort". The President granted an exclusive interview to our favorite newspaper, the Sun tabloid, a paper which represents perhaps the greatest use of the English language since Shakespeare died. Rumor has it that Weekly World News is insanely jealous.


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The U.S. government's secret memo detailing cooperation between Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden. Pretty interesting stuff.


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WARNING: New virus disguised as PayPal e-mail


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'Victoria's Secret' Fashion Slideshow


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7% of Britons regard President Bush as a good world leader. Not bad. He's really gaining in popularity there. 33% said he was incoherent, so I guess they'd like him more if they knew what he was saying.


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Britons under 30 are sick of royals. Kansas City fans agree.


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Relationship gurus have "totally worthless degrees". Apparently John Gray got his Ph.D. degree from either Mars or Venus. Geez, next you'll be telling me that I shouldn't have let Doctor Hunter Thompson remove my gallstones. Here's the story on Columbia Pacific University.


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Baylor beats the spread. There was rejoicing in the streets of Waco yesterday, when Baylor held mighty Oklahoma to 41 points, and lost by a mere 38, thus winning by two touchdowns against the spread. Of course, Oklahoma was up 24-0 in the first quarter, then put in some cheerleaders and fans to play the rest of the game. (Seriously, Baylor sacked Oklahoma's starting QB five times!)


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Paris thinks her sex tape will help her career! "If I look on the bright side, Madonna was just another pop star until naked pictures broke," Paris told a source close to her. "That was the turning point in her career -- maybe this will be mine." It is kind of suspicious that Paris became a household name just in time to publicize the opening of her new TV show on December 2. Kinda supports the theory that she leaked it herself.


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The Secret Sexual Diaries of the characters in Lord of the Rings


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The Scout Walker Kama Sutra


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Tom Cruise was almost beheaded on the set of his new movie, ``The Last Samurai.''


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Angry white boy polka-rap. This isn't really any good, but it is weird enough to take a look at.


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Jerry Lewis has been hospitalized for several weeks.


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