Monday, November 17, 2003

The singing prime minister. OK, Americans, our president is a schmuck in a lot of ways, but at least he doesn't sit down at the White House piano and sing You Make Me Feel So Young. Rumsfeld - that's another story. Don't get me started on his singing. And who would have thought he could play those heavy metal guitar riffs?


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President Bush was called a chicken for scrapping his speech to Parliament because he feared being heckled by anti-war MPs. Sometimes, you really have to love the British system. Maybe Bush could let Dennis Miller make his speech.


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29 Weeks To Oscar: The Rankings so far.


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Retro Toys -- The G.I. Joe Electric Train & Battle Set!


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Rock Music - the average age of death of Rock Stars is 36.9 - complete list. To be honest, this is partially explained by the fact that rock came along in the the 1950s. When some older guys die of natural causes, the average will increase. Still, it makes ya think.


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Vulva Puppet Gallery


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National Lampoon.com - True Photos Archive


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the National Lampoon's version of the Paris Hilton sex video


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Britney Spears Gets Star on Walk of Fame. The article mentions that she's the youngest ever to accept a star, but she won't hold that honor long. She'll be usurped later this year by the Olsen Twins, whose star has been declared but not yet installed.


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Hollywood Chamber of Commerce - complete list of all the stars on the Walk of Fame The most: Gene Autry, with five.


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Melissa George's Authorised Website includes her nude scene from Dark City


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Puppet Terrors - Puppets With Problems


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URL does NOT say it all: www.cummingfirst.com. Well it does, but you don't have the right idea.


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URL says it all: StupidVideos.com


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Ain't It Cool News seems to think that the new Battlestar Galactica series has some problems.


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WendyJune.com, home of a fitness model, has some pretty nudes in the tour pages


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Back to the NBA for the Chicago Luvabulls


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Home sex-toy parties are the new trend in a post-Tupperware world


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It is commonly believed that Chevy made a mistake naming its car a "Nova" in Mexico and Venezuela. Turns out that is just urban legend, and has no basis in fact.


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Bugs Battles The Axis: WWII in Cartoons


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100 Artists create The Greatest Album Covers That Never Were


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P.J. O'Rourke on the war in Iraq (and other things).


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The Barry Manilow musical, about a group of singers popular during the last days of Germany's Weimar Republic, won't open in Philadelphia next month. It's hard to believe there's no market for that. What kind of world are we living in?


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$40,000 diamond-encrusted G-string up for grabs


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Dancing Nude Has Unseen Advantages?


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Mouseketeer performs 'Me Against The Music' at the opening of the 31st annual American Music Awards in Los Angeles "


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A review of the cinema classic - Frankenhooker!


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Well, I guess this removes all doubt about where the Paris Hilton tape came from. The Smoking Gun has the actual contractal agreement between Rick Salomon's friend who sold it and the Seattle-based internet company that bought it. How do they get this stuff?


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Norm MacDonald can't understand how Nicole Richie could be black. Nicole re-assures him she is.


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A-Rod finally wins the MVP!. He should have between five and seven of those now, but at least he has one officially.


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This is an actual quote from Rush Limbaugh this mornin': "Just because I may have been doing something that appeared to be contradictory to what I was suggested others do doesn't mean that what I was suggesting others do was wrong. Critics want to harp on all this hypocrisy, there is no hypocrisy in this".


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The modern dance and/or performance art of Maureen Fleming


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You think Americans are shallow? 87 percent of French men and women belive that lingerie is an important part of life.


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The Legislative Assembly of Ontario proposes a bill to outlaw dwarf-tossing. Interestingly, it does not define a dwarf, so I wonder how tall a guy has to be before tossing him is legal? Is it legal to toss Danny DeVito? Tom Cruise? The Olsen twins?


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Tasteful Nudes of Beautiful Women


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The long-forgotten Schilovski gyrocar. Miraculously, Schilovski survived the test drive.


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Does it bother you that it's so difficult to do fishin' and jackin' the beanstalk at the same time? Now you can combine Pocket Pool with the Pocket Fisherman.


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URL says it all: go-go-boots.com


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Computer-generated Dear John Letter


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World War II Poster Collection from Northwestern University Library. Tremendous collection, lots of nostalgia.


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Great, economical holiday gift idea, a pair of slippers made from four Maxipads


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Paris Hilton asked Fox producers to cut a scene from her new reality show because she didn't want to embarrass her parents. Yeah, I guess they must be pretty proud of her efforts to shelter them from embarrassment


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Hilarious Jack Nicholson interview


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Gillian Bonner, centerfold in April 1996. Free Nude Playmate Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Palestinian militants are sending 'very positive' signals that they are ready for a cease-fire with Israel. Man, I was skeptical at first, but Pitt and Aniston really have that Middle East under control.


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Inside London's Erotica convention


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Harlem Globetrotters lose after 288 consecutive wins. Bookies scramble to pay Krusty.


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Scientists prove that it is not possible to snort cocaine from a prostitute's breasts.


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