Wednesday, November 19, 2003

The Sun's latest, in-depth coverage of the Jacko story


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Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat - the synopsis at Metacritic. It is currently standing at 10/100. Gigli scored 19, Boat Trip 14, Kangaroo Jack 13, From Justin to Kelly 12. Last year's most appalling wide releases, Pinocchio, Pluto Nash, and Slackers, scored 8,9,8. The record for the worst reviews EVER, according to Metacritic, is a score of 1, earned by Pauly Shore's career capper, Bio-Dome.


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Rotten Tomatoes. Reviews for Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat with Mike Myers It looks like this movie will give Boat Trip and Gigli some competition for the year's worst reviews. So far, 0% at RT.


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Halle Berry and Penelope Cruz did NOT get naked in the naked shower scene in Gothica."


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Russian Vodka-drinking contest results. Loser finishes dead last. Winner finishes dead.


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True Stella Awards: the 2002 Winners for the most frivolous lawsuits


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The Smoking Gun: Arrest Warrant for Michael Jackson, 3 million bail


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Are you a successful exec with a great sense of humor and an extra $40,000? You need the Space Ghost Desk and Chair. Now, for a limited time only, on sale for $39,995. Please - one to a customer.


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Great commercial for tobasco sauce


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Instant voodoo - online


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the home page for the CBS Victoria's Secret shows


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Ken Brett is dead at 55. He was the youngest man ever to pitch in the World Series, the only pitcher to homer in four consecutive starts, and the brother of Hall of Famer George Brett.


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The eight finalists in the design contest for the World Trade Center memorial


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Texas Woman Arrested For Selling Dildos: A distributor for Passion Parties, a "Schtupperware" home party company, was arrested last week. Her crime: selling dildos sexual devices rather than as novelties. She organizes invitation-only home parties in her area. Ms. Webb made no secret about her activities – she was even a member of the city's Chamber of Commerce. But someone filed a complaint. And the law is the law.


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Who will play The Scarecrow in Batman 5. This film is being directed by Christoper Nolan, and will be dark and edgy.


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Playstation 2 recreates Intellivision - 60 games from the 80s in one package


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Bucci-Twins.com - Free Gallery


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RitzCamera.com - Meade Capture View Digital Camera Binocular - NEW! Eight power binoculars with a built-in digital camera. The perfect Christmas gift for the peeping tom in your list.


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Hilarious parody of Candid Camera-type shows: "Kicked in the Nuts"


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Dead man's phone rings inside coffin. You'd think death would put those telemarketers off, but no-o-o-o-o.


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The Ladder Theory: The ladder theory is a funny, scientific explanation of how men and women are attracted to each other. It also covers such topics as why women sometimes just want to be friends but men always want sex.


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Stockingirl Stockings, Pantyhose, Corsetry and Lingerie Boutique


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The Indiana Pacers Dancers...The Pacemates. Scroll down and click on the Photo Galleries for the best pics.


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Weekly World News: "IN A BOLD and daring initiative that he firmly believes will put America back on an even keel, President George W. Bush is moving quickly to make square dancing mandatory. Dance 'callers' are now being trained at secret locations around the nation.


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The bad casting hall of fame A good list, but they missed my favorite: Mickey Rourke as Francis of Assisi.


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Hef offers Britney seven figures to bare all.


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History Channel airs a documentary about a theory that LBJ helped plan the JFK killing. I doubt it. On the other hand, if Kennedy's death had been investigated like a police procedure, LBJ would have been the #1 suspect. Means, motive, opportunity. MOTIVE: he had the most to gain from Kennedy's death - the most powerful position in the world. He was a ruthless, egomaniacal, power-crazed and amoral man. MEANS and OPPORTUNITY: The murder took place in Texas, where LBJ pulled every string there was to pull, and he knew exactly how the President's visit was mapped out. And Jack Valenti says it could not possibly be true, which is about equivalent in "testimony weight" to God declaring that it IS true. Every other wacky conspiracy theory has massive logical flaws, but this one does make sense. By the way, the channel is not claiming that this is the solution. This is one part of a series about many different theories.


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The former Mrs Rodman will turn her next wedding into a reality show


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British reporter gets Buckingham Palace job with false references, gets close enough to see the Bushes meet the Windsors.


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Music experts have named U2's love song One as the greatest song ever recorded. Terry Jacks was screwed again. "Season in the Sun" didn't get jack(s). Sing along with me. "Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees ..."


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Selective Service System: Publications. Is the draft coming back? According to this official plan, one of the 2004 goals of the Selective Service is to ensure that a mobilization infrastructure of 56 State Headquarters, 442 Area Offices and 1,980 Local Boards will be operational within 75 days of an authorized return to conscription.


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