Monday, December 08, 2003

MUM-TO-BE Gwyneth Paltrow and rocker Chris Martin are married. The article (British tabloid) says they had a ten minute quickie in front of a judge. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that doesn't mean the same thing in England that it would mean in the USA. Either that, or I wanna be a British judge real bad.


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In-depth review of A Family Circus Christmas!


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Rush Limbaugh's prescriptions, from The Smoking Gun


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Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms


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Hungry Thai elephants hijack sugarcane trucks. The leader of the herd stands in the road to block the vehicle while the others unload the produce with their trunks.


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Erotic Photography - free gallery of China Hamilton


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British soap opera star Laila Morse fell off her chair at a charity bash, probably the result of five hours of non-stop boozing.


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After Friday's ruling that studios can send out 'screener' copies of their movies for awards consideration, the scramble was on to produce them in time.


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Jackson Jokesters Told to Beat It. amazon.com disables "customer's related recommendations" section for Michael Jackson's products.


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'Rings' Director Wants to Bring 'Hobbit' to the Screen as well


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Weekend Box Office Report - Last Samurai is #1, although with worst Cruise opening since Eyes Wide Shut


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With the Jennicam shutting down, let's look back on some of the better memories.


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The Passion Of The Christ - A Mel Gibson Film - The Official Movie Website is now online


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Clive Barker will return to the director's chair for the first time in eight years, to direct "Tortured Souls"


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The Making of Tim Burton's new movie, "Big Fish"


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The Last Words of Real People


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The Smoking Gun: Dr Funkenstein arrested. Best mugshot ever.


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Just in case you didn't already know it, The Golden Globe Awards are a complete sham.


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The Surviving Doors Pay Homage to Jim Morrison on what would have been Jim's 60th birthday


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Harvard students accused of choking their chickens.


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Was Wild Bill Hickok really holding the "dead man's hand" when he was slain? What was his fifth card?


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MS Office Assistant 2003: The Evil Edition


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Sex education website launched in Hong Kong


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Here's the monitor you need for Christmas


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Dial An Orgasm - Adult Cell Phone Accessory


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All-time best movie mistakes


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Worst video game ever!


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Space Invaders returns to the arcades


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MrHappyCrack.com It's not what you think, but I just love the domain name, and the picture of Mr Happy Crack is great!


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I don't know if this stunt is real or not, but it's impressive either way.


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Scientists spot world's oldest penis. Abe Vigoda seeking new zipper.


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Nude Asian Celebrities


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Earth and Moon Viewer. This is incredible. Tremendous site. View any part of the earth or moon from the distance you choose, with various options.


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Have you ordered your AC/DC personal checks yet?


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THE NEW NUDE magazine - lots of free nekkid stuff, pretty girls.


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The twenty dumbest things of 2003 - #4, Jessica Simpson


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The twenty dumbest things of 2003 - #6. The George Bush action figure.


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The twenty dumbest things of 2003, #17 Ashton and Demi


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Ever wonder where to find the world's most phallic building? The voting is closed. Rest your troubled mind, and get your ticket to Ypsilanti, Michigan. Many other nominees are pictured on the site.


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The 12 Days of Kitschmas. From the Jesus Fairy Christmas tree topper to the Lord of the Kings jigsaw puzzle... from the glowing crucifix phone cover to the Virgin Mary Bobblehead. This stuff is awesome!


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Doctors in Romania say they are baffled after examining a woman who claims she has not slept a wink for eight years. Hell, just give her the special boxed edition of Chariots of Fire, and she'll be snoozing in minutes. It never fails for me.


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Bad publicity sends Hitler wine sales soaring for the holiday season. The vintner also has Mussolini, Stalin, Che, and others. No Streisand yet.


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No popular new Christmas songs have been written since 1979. And poorer are we for that.


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DESPITE denying that he left his pregnant girlfriend Mary-Louise Parker for Claire Danes, Billy Crudup spent Thanksgiving with his new love.


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Weekly World News: Forcing kids to eat veggies can traumatize them for life.


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If you fancy yourself REALLY a master of trivia, then you'll find a challenge in the Retail Alphabet Game: 4th Edition To get to earlier editions, simply change the number in the URL - ver4 to ver3, for example. I got some right in the earlier editions, but I was lost on Version 4,


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