Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Madonna enters the political world by endorsing Wesley Clark. Why? "He's interested in spirituality". Works for me. I endorse the Dalai Lama - interested in spirituality, and a big hitter, to boot.


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This is fuckin' hilarious - the dildo song, sung to the tune of "Slinky". They did a great job on this faux commercial.


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Yulia Nova may have the largest natural breasts since Chesty Morgan. (Video- wmv format)


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Dame Helen Mirren discusses knockers.


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California prosecutors plan to file charges against Michael Jackson in his molestation case Thursday or Friday.


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Hunter S. Thompson Breaks Leg in bathroom. He says he was running away from a large, melting dragon at the time.


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Heidi Klum Expecting a Baby


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The tentative position of Universal is that The Bourne Supremacy will be released in July of next year.


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The trailer is now online for Vin Diesel's The Chronicles of Riddick. This is the sequel to Pitch Black.


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Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Renewed for another season.


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Transcript: President Bush Interview with Diane Sawyer: SAWYER: What would it take to convince you he didn't have weapons of mass destruction? BUSH: Saddam Hussein was a threat and the fact that he is gone means America is a safer country. (That was his answer to thatr specific question.)


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Viggo says, "It's good to be 'King'"


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Nullsoft announces Winamp 5.0. They say it's "more fun than a fresh pair of Wonder Woman Underoos".


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John Cleese may run for mayor of Santa Barbara, hinging on whether he gets a replacement polly from the local pet shop.


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The Anne Heche watch: This week: chicks. Stay tuned.


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U.S. Appeals Court OKs Some Medical Pot: The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Tuesday that a federal law outlawing marijuana does not apply to sick people who are allowed to smoke pot with a doctor's recommendation. Or to surfers.


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FDA Panel backs over-the-counter 'morning-after' pill. "The makers of Plan B contraception say that when it is taken within 72 hours of unprotected sex, it can reduce the risk of pregnancy by about 89 percent."


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Current NFL power rankings Eagles and Rams appear to be NFC's only hope.


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Disney adds motion sickness bags to Mission: Space ride


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Hollywood actor Ben Affleck insisted that he was still with pop star-actress Jennifer Lopez, but said they had gone through ups and downs since they called off their wedding. Y'know, in the words of Senator Kerry, this guy should just shut the fuck up.


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Here's the complete list of nominees for the Ninth Annual Broadcast Critics' Choice Awards.


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Robbie Williams' fans complain about his fake penis


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style.org > What IS the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.


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Mystery surrounds an Internet auction site which claims to have proof that THE BEATLES reunited in 1976 for a recording session in LOS ANGELES.


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A WOMAN with multiple personalities is to become a saint or saints. The Church will canonize three of her ten identities. (Weekly World News)


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Saddam Hussein Released From Custody - Ruthless Dictator Not Read His Rights, Say Activists


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Kerry Vows to Be Strong Leader. Drawing on his experience in combat and foreign policy, as well as his colorful vocabulary, Sen. John Kerry says America needs a president who will not be such a 'bad ass motherfucker".


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Heidi Fleiss, the Hollywood madam, opens a boutique. She offers a discount if you are willing to try on clothes in front of a live webcam!


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Films Selected to Film Registry: "The 25 films selected in 2003 to the Library of Congress' National Film Registry and the year in which they premiered." I'm sorry that I missed the immortal classic: "Princess Nicotine; or The Smoke Fairy"


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What do you get when you cross a talking dictionary and karaoke? Why the singing dictionary, of course.


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PoopReport.com, your source for poop, presents Crappy Gifts for 2004.


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Enter the nicotini: Smoking ban leads to tobacco-infused drink


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Stereotypes of the World Dolls


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.:: Gyroball ::.


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Vagina Dentata


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Discovery Channel :: Dinosaur Viewer Interactive. Tres cool!


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BecauseYouAreACunt.com. Pretty cool - generates insults and sends insults by anonymous email! Custom or random.


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Baghdad Jim McDermott in hot water again for latest Saddam quip.


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Most New Yorkers say Saddam should die. Oh, wait a minute, they thought we were asking about Darryl Strawberry.


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6,000 years of sex at Chinese museum. That covers nearly the entire second half of Joan Collins's life.


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Hooters holds Sunrise Bikini Contest


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The Boston Red Sox Nation site says the Red Sox have obtained A-Rod for Manny.


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The strangest internet scam yet. It's like the Nigerian thing - except they really give you the money.


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Pitt's injury delays the filming of Ocean's 12


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The 2004 Dog Poop Calendar. A true artistic treasure. The Currier and Ives of dog shit. Probably the most beautiful pictures of dog doody ever made.


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The Stupid Store: I pity the foo' who doesn't get a Chia version of Mr. T for Christmas.


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American Pie Incident - Pie-Fucking kid doesn't realize that he has to wait for the pie to cool, burns Mr Happy.


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Keanu talks about the upcoming Constantine


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