Thursday, December 18, 2003

The Boob Cursor. Very cool. Experiment with it. It's more sophisticated than you think at first.


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The incredible hardship of a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader


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The Village Voice awards for the craziest behavior of the year.


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Check out the trailer for Monster.


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Winona snubbed by her own defense attorney. Geragos is trying to distance himself from Winona, even as he defends Jacko. Weird.


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Lord of the Right Wing


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Saddam's daughter doubts he can get a fair trial in Iraq. Gee, do you think it's because they've been measuring his neck size so carefully?


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Martha Stewart is behind by nearly $40,000 in monthly maintenance charges on her swanky Manhattan condominium. The Smoking Gun has the goods, as usual.


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A wacky Abel Ferrara comedy?: "'Marking a radical departure from his customary dark dramas, Abel Ferrara ('Bad Lieutenant') will shoot 'Go Go Tales,' a screwball comedy about a Manhattan lap dance club starring Harvey Keitel and Asia Argento."


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Coming Soon opens a stills gallery for Cold Mountain


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Computerman. Starring Jack Black. Some odd stuff.


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Happy Woman Magazine. (It's a goof)


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False Advertising - A Gallery of Advertising Parody


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On days after the airing of a 'Queer Eye' episode, men were five times more likely than women to go shopping. You want to hear something weirder than that? 19% of the people interviewed could name all five stars of Queer Eye.


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The world of stockings- Vintage Stockings Page


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How to sell newspapers in Baghdad? Plenty of pics of Saddam in the Slammer. Or maybe it was the Page Three girls.


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HoTlooK - for those of you who love butts in thongs.


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Vanessa Ribeiro gallery. Lotsa prime flesh.


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Saddam - this is your life!


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Entertaining Interview with Tiffany Shepis, up-and-coming actress in Grade B films.


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Red Sox Declare A-Rod Talks 'Dead'


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NASA Releases Dazzling Images from New Spitzer Space Telescope. A must-see.


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Gaffes: Fellowship of the Nitpickers. Peter Jackson discusses errors in the Rings trilogy.


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The Smoking Gun: charges against Jacko.


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Scientists find an example of artwork created by Neanderthals. Surprisingly, it isn't a painting of Joan Collins. It looks like one of those "I see the stoning of St Stephen in the clouds" moments to me. My dogs have chewed their bones into shapes that look more like faces.


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Paris Hilton's reality show drew more viewers than the interview with the President.


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Check out the trailer for The Mask 2. This looks like it has the potential to suck big-time. We're talkin' Yoko levels of suckitude here.


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Detainees being held by the US military at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba should have access to lawyers and the US court system, a federal appeals court has ruled. The decision was made by the notorious 9th Court of Appeals. This is today's second major blow to the administration. The earlier decision, on detaining US citizens as military enemies, was made by the 2nd Court of Appeals.


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Review: 'Mona Lisa Smile' nominated as best picture of 1953. As of this writing, it is unclear whether the nomination for biggest, roundest head from this picture will go to Julia Stiles or Kirsten Dunst. Pundits feel that if they are both nominated, they will split the vote and lose to Christina Ricci.


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The Last Action Hero Declares Fiscal Crisis: something about tax cuts and lamentations of women.


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Dodgers baseball prospect found guilty in sex case involving girls under 14. I sure got a wake-up call by reading this article about seventh grade girls who regularly and routinely perform oral sex on high school athletes - and this is not in the Bronx, but in a sleepy Canadian hamlet. I guess I'm sort of sheltered, eh?


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Toronto Critics Name 'Lost in Translation' Best of 2003


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Kidnappers free Miss Universe finalist after getting her autograph She had done some nude photos for her calendar. They had copies from her car. She signed them. They let her go.


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Great picture of Charlize in Monster. She was nominated for a Golden Globe, and is considered the favorite for the Oscar.


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Kidman tells Diane Sawyer to 'Shove Off'. I've never been a great Kidman fan, but I'm coming around to her way of thinking.


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Losing Democrats Turn On Dean. Lieberman said that if Dean were president Saddam would still be in power. Once again, John Kerry had the best comment: "that little cocksucker can fuckin' blow me".


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Would Ansel Adams Have Gone Digital?


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Final Lord of the Rings film sets records at box office. It did the all-time best Wednesday, and the all-time best single day in December.


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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Assholes. They missed an important one. Always address your written comments to "people", as in, "Now listen, people, it doesn't take a lot of ...."


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Hard-core pornography will take to the airwaves in Germany by the end of the year.


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Saddam Hussein claims his government never surrendered - and that he would win by a landslide in new elections. President Bush responded - "well, so did Al Gore, and look what good it did him, tough guy. Besides, I don't think you could beat me in a landslide. I could win a lotta states. Oh, you mean Iraqi elections? Never mind."


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President overruled on US terror law: In a 2-1 decision, the appeals court ruled that the US President does not have the power to detain an American citizen seized on US soil as an 'enemy combatant" without authorization from Congress. President Bush immediately ordered the detention of the two judges who voted against him, and expects to get a unanimous 1-0 decision in his favor upon appeal.


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Tortilla Flat, Arizona is for sale. If you have $5.5 million on hand, you got youself a town, pardner.


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A celebrity photographer, the former Mrs. Rodman, directs Carmella DeCesare in a video.


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Here is the newest trailer for PETER PAN. I looked at "Trailer 2 - Large", and it was quite impressive in quality.


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The trailer is now out for Garfield the Movie. Yeah, I know, but it was better than I expected.


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Police in Japan say a man's dead body was ignored by crowds on a busy street corner for two months.


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Harry Potter Three will come out in IMAX format.


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The teaser website for I Robot is now on line.


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Jim Carrey is going to be the Six Million Dollar Man in the movie version.


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CBS News Poll: Dean Pulls Away In Dem Race. Kerry's response: "That little bitch?"


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Spaniards strip down for Flamenco nudist cruise


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The complete list of Golden Globe nominations. The best comedy of the year, A Mighty Wind, also happened to be the best musical - and was not nominated for best musical or comedy. {cough} blowjob {cough}


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Matt Drudge vs Bill O'Reilly. This is like a wrestling match between two bad guys.


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Silliest stories of 2003


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Quimby 2000. Diamond Joe Quimby is running for President.


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Ben Stiller needed a rabies shot after being bitten by a ferret on the set of Along Came Polly. Richard Gere carries his own loaded syringe for that very reason.


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Britney Spears's sister gets her own comedy show.


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Tom Arnold developing two new bad comedies. No news on The Stupids 2.


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IDENTIFY THESE CLASSIC ARCADE GAMES, win a mega-joystick


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Jodi Ann Paterson was the playmate of the year in 2000. Here is her free, nekkid Playmate Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Burbank Calif. Airport Renamed Bob Hope Airport.


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American Idol's Ruben Studdard Tops U.S. Music Charts


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Hate mimes? Now this is using mummery for good instead of evil.


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