Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Help Save Steven Seagal's Soul from Satan. Or vice-versa.


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10 technologies to watch in 2004.


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The teaser/trailer for Strange Bedfellows is now online.


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Will Portman do The Professional 2?


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Judge selected for Michael Jackson molestation case


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Retiree pays $320,000 to Nigerian money scammers. Sad.


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The Specs of the Century. Loud, but fun game in which you match the specs with their owners.


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A truly fucked-up Christmas game.


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"Seinfeld" stars in feud over DVDs. Jerry doesn't want to rush out cheapies. He wants a classy project with commentaries. The other stars have previously said they don't want to participate because they aren't getting paid. Kramer has now broken ranks and has said he'll participate without compensation, because he just wants the damned DVDs on the street.


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Jesse Ventura's brief career as a television host is on the mat and possibly down for the count.


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More new Episode III Pictures online!


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America's top television personality of 2003 was ....???


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Letterman does a Top 10 in Baghdad


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Alicia's 'Diary' returns to #1


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Hostess Holiday Cakes of the past.


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Posh and David plan XXX-mas : Actual quote from Posh: "People think he hasn't got much upstairs but in fact he is very intelligent when it comes to computers - much more so than me." Wow, he's even smarter than she is. That doesn't even seem possible, given recent speculation about the finite capacity of human intelligence.


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.con domain approved for exclusive use of scam sites. largerpenis.con and nigerianfunds.con were not available for comment.


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Al Qaeda telling Muslims to leave New York. Thus making it even harder to get a taxi.


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Celebrity Knuckleheads 2003: Their stupidity knows no bounds


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The World's Funniest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms. "Fishing for zipper trout"


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What does an Italian do if he really loves fast cars, but he lives in Venice? He makes a Wooden Ferrari F50


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Play4Traffic.com Adult Game You won, she strips.


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Mobsters have shoot-out over woman singing Streisand song. It was a sad night for Louis Lump Lump, who is apparently either a mobster or an Italian Panda.


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What is Mort Sahl doing these days? For one thing, he says Al Haig is a funny guy.


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What would some of our favorite TV characters want (or need) for Christmas?" These are funny - written by the writers of The Simpsons


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Scarlett Johansson to Receive 'Rising Star Award'.


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Actress Jennifer Connelly Wants to Laugh. "Jesus, I think I need a comedy"


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Judge Reseals Limbaugh Medical Records for 15 days


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Serial robber uses pencil-drawn moustache as disguise


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What could be more Christmassy than Shopper Rage


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Saddam, Economy Boost Bush Standing


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David Blunkett has come last of four contestants in a special Celebrity Mastermind.


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Barry Zito checks out Leeann Tweeden during Nutcracker rehearsal.


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Testicle Theater presents an all-testicle adaptation of The Empire Strikes Back.


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ABC NEWS picks the weird stories of the year.


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JoBlo's Paramount Preview for 2004.


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Simply Scripts has added the final production draft to Big Fish.


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