Thursday, January 01, 2004

Very funny and remarkably well done home comedy video. (Only about 15 seconds long)


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Mr. Cranky Rates The Worst Movies of 2003, with links to his reviews.


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The Poincare Conjecture may have been solved. The Poincare Conjecture is not a Robert Ludlam novel, but a century-old mathematical problem. Interestingly enough, it was solved by Spanish actor Antonio Banderas with intense smoldering looks at the problem. OK, I'm just kidding. It wasn't Banderas, it was Jessica Simpson.


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Frightweb presents: Cool Goth Babes


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The Top Twenty Speeches in cinema history


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A tenth of the stars in the Milky Way may have planets that support advanced life, Australian scientists have said. 20 years ago I supported Carl Sagan's argument about the profusion of life in the universe, because of the mathematics involved. But some scientists now think that the argument was incomplete. Although life is undoubtedly nature's mandate, technological life may be the result of massive accidents which distort the natural evolutionary scramble. Non-mammalian life ruled our own planet for more than 200 million years, and developed no technology of any kind. Our own planet would still be completely non-technological if not for some massive and apparently accidental cataclysm which wiped out the 'saurs and eventually allowed mammals to flourish. In other words, Carl Sagan was surely right about the quantity of life in the universe, but may have been wrong to assume that technological societies are the inevitable result of that life. Perhaps there are billions of inhabitable planets, but perhaps an Alvarez Incident is a one in a trillion phenomenon, and we are more alone than we think. Oh, well, enough serious shit. Back to the jokes.


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Enjoy your movie - after the strip-search!


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The covers from Lynne Cheney's novel, SISTERS. Whitehouse.org has tracked down a copy of the Second Lady's out-of-print pseudo-softcore novel. Awesome! One reviewer said, "It is rare that such a public figure as Ms. Cheney should dare to write a book so explicit in its depiction of female sexuality. Clearly, spending large amounts of time in a secure and undisclosed location can lead to forbidden thoughts manifesting themselves on paper."


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Quickly, identify the subject of this quote: 'I consider the act absolutely brutal, threatening human rights, violating human dignity, xenophobic and worthy of the worst horrors committed by the Nazis'. Was the Brazilian judge talking about political torture, or about the previews for "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance"? Nope, he was talking about the fact that the USA now requires fingerprints and photographs for Visa entry into the country. But the best part of the story is that he ordered Brazil to do the same! It seems to escape him that he has personally ordered action which he has already admitted to be "worthy of the worst horrors committed by the Nazis"!


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Yahoo! reveals the most-searched-for word or phrase. Surprisingly, it isn't "Judy Tenuta"


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Pete Rose autobiography to tell all?: "Speculation that Rose will admit he bet on baseball while managing the Cincinnati Reds arises from the enormous first-print order of 500,000 copies, an embargo date on the book and an unnamed baseball official telling the New York Times that Rose already admitted his guilt in a November 2002 conversation with Commissioner Bud Selig. "


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Say Happy New Year in many languages, and especially a "Szczesliwego Nowego roku" to our Polish readers and anyone else who can pronounce "Szczesliwego". Now that Poland is becoming a military power, it is time for them to invade Hawaii and steal some vowels.


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Meet the woman who invented a bra that doubles as a liquor flask.


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Weird and Wacky Reigned Supreme in 2003. Regular readers of Other Crap will recognize most of these.


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To hell with those 2003 quizzes. Here's a 2004 quiz. Jeez, I'm sick of 2004 already.


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BBC NEWS - E-cyclopedia's glossary of new English terms in 2003. Bennifer, the axis of weasel, and more.


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The Arrow's Top 10 Horror/Fantasy Movies of 2003. I agree with him that Equilibrium was the best forgotten film of 2003 in this category.


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JoBlo's 2004 Hollywood wish list. Along with Movie Juice and The Movie House, JoBlo's is one of the most readable and entertaining movie sites.


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The Early Report for this week (from filmjerk.com)


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Classic Musicals at Reel Classics. Seventeen HIGHLY detailed looks at the great musicals 1933-1965, with pics, clips, summaries, links - you name it.


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Sploodge - a pretty cool blog dedicated to cynicism and naked chicks.


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Bad Taste Ads - Who Invents This Crap?


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My Hairy Ass "This is the first web site devoted entirely to the worship of my hairy ass." Well, except for the Ed Asner home page.


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Stop clown porn now.


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The Petting Zoo's Stick Figure Hardcore Porn page!


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Monobrow.com - Celebrating the Unity of Your Eyebrows


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Fashions of the Fifties - Retro Hairstyles and Makeup


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BallTrimmer.com - Pubic Hair shaving removal for males Cuz "Chicks dig it"


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Mouseketeer shows plumbers' crack in Blender magazine


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The mosty popular baby names in the UK Surprisingly, Nigel did not make the list.


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Marky Mark spotted dirty dancing in Miami with former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton.


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South African police will crack down hard on anybody throwing old fridges from high-rise buildings during the New Year's holiday Yeah, they've been a little lax on refrigerator tossing in the past, especially in the apartheid days when the refrigerators were filled with black people. But, what the hell, if that's their tradition, who are we to question the wisdom of their ancient culture?


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NĂșcleo de Arte- Arms into Art


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Satellite Laser Hair Removal "NASA Hair control specialists deploy NairSat Seven, one of thirteen new state-of-the-art orbital laser depilatory platforms"


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Jacko could face new charges over abuse accusations.


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