Monday, January 05, 2004

DVD captures of Christina Ricci in Prozac Nation


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He'brew: The Chosen Beer. Brewed for 40 days and 40 nights, HE'BREW could bring a whole new meaning to the term "High" Holidays.


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Box Office Mojo > All Time Box Office Champions adjusted for ticket price inflation. The #1 of all time? Still Gone With The Wind.


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Gallup Poll Analyses - History Shows January Front-runner Often Does Not Win Democratic Nomination


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Tug McGraw, the zany relief pitcher who coined the phrase 'You Gotta Believe', died Monday, aged 59.


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The Populist Manifesto: Bestseller Stephen King Raises High The Banner of Middlebrow Fiction He has a point. Middlebrow works win the awards in other media, film in particular, but middlebrow books are treated as if you should hide the fact that you're reading them instead of something important.


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DisneyTattooGuy.com - Disney's #1 Fan - builds his Disney dream house.


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7 Films in Competition for Sound Editing Oscar


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Disney rules the year. Buoyed by Finding Nemo and Pirates, the MouseHouse led all studios with $1.8 billion, a studio record.


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'Producers' Sets Another Broadway Record They had a full house on New Year's Eve, at $600 a pop! The show grossed $1.6 million in one week, for eight performances.


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SEX And The City chiefs have filmed three different endings in a bid to keep the finale top secret. I like the one where Carrie is drawn and quartered in Paris while Samantha dies while attempting to be sodomized by a rare White Rhino. But I guess that's just me.


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The ten greatest collapses in sports history. Amazingly, Greg Norman only made one of the ten.


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Rightwing nutburgers upset because leftwing nutburgers compare Bush to Hitler. Why, that comparison is absurd. Hitler was an effective speaker.


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Amish Tech Support -the top picks in their 2004 Death Pool


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Online Film Critics hand out their awards.


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Producers' Guild Best Pic nominees announced: "RETURN OF THE KING, THE LAST SAMURAI, MASTER AND COMMANDER, MYSTIC RIVER, SEABISCUIT and COLD MOUNTAIN"


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Pontillism for the computer age - using ASCII symbols and color.


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Directors Guild of America to honor Mike Nichols with Lifetime Achievement Award, obviously indicating that he's much nearer death than previously thought.


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MovieJuice reviews Cold Mountain


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How Britney the bride stacks up against Lisa Marie, Drew Barrymore and Helen Hunt: "Married in Las Vegas in the wee hours Saturday, then having their union officially annulled Monday, Britney Spears and her 'joke' husband, childhood buddy Jason Allen Alexander, may have set a record for celebrity quickie marriages. "


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Weekly World News: A leading musicologist claims Britney Spears is a genius in his field!" Or was it a proctologist? I always get those mixed up. One of their funniest articles ever, "To the three Bs -- Bach, Brahms and Beethoven -- you can add a fourth: Britney."


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Fresh from promoting his latest film The Last Samurai, Tom Cruise has revealed he'd like to play the lead in a Hollywood version of Marvel comic superhero Iron Man.


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Parody trailer for RockyVI


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Cartoon-character cremation urns: that's gramma and gramps there, inside Nancy and Sluggo.


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Film nudity making a major comeback "The fig leaves are falling -- in films, TV and seemingly everywhere -- challenging our blushing views of nudity." Reversing a recent decline in film nudity, virtually every important end-of-year release had some nudity: The Human Stain, Cold Mountain, 21 Grams, The Cooler, Something's Gotta Give, In the Cut, Calendar Girls, House of Sand and Fog, etc.


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ThreepennyReview: David Mamet, Secret Names


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More jabs for Tonya Harding, professional boxer. Nancy Kerrigan wishes there had been "no hitting below the belt" a decade ago.


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Will the French Indict Cheney?: "Yet another sordid chapter in the murky annals of Halliburton might well lead to the indictment of Dick Cheney by a French court on charges of bribery, money-laundering and misuse of corporate assets. " I'd like to see them serve that subpoena.


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Accused child molester Michael Jackson sleeps with children, his lawyer said last night "The King of Pop grew up in a large, tight-knit family that shared everything - including beds". I think Michael's next family also feels the same way.


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The voice of terror kingpin Osama Bin Laden surfaced again yesterday, this time dissing the toppled Saddam Hussein as a 'hireling of America.' Whatever we were payin' that guy, it was worth it! One thing, though, I don't think his employment contract had a golden parachute.


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The Smoking Gun has the Mouseketeer Annulment


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Jim Carrey tops 2003 movie money makers.


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A picture of the man who wed Britney Spears


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Ninjas step aside - the Nunja is here. Sister Dirty Mary. "I know what you're thinking. Did she say ten Hail Marys or only nine? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a "throwing crucifix", the most powerful religious symbol in the world, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"


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Can you guess the Motor Trend 2004 Car of the Year?


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The Iowa Debate - Highlights and lowlights from Slate Magazine. Dean on why he won't unseal all his gubernatorial records: "If somebody is gay and they write me that, and they don't care to have that information disclosed to the public, that's their right." Yup - same reason why Cheney won't discuss the energy meeting - they're all gay.


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Chef sues hotel over cut finger: "A chef who cut his finger is suing a hotel for £25,000 compensation by claiming no-one warned him about the danger posed by an avocado. "


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Latino Review of the script for Be Cool. (That's the sequel to Get Shorty.)


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FreakingNews.com - New Photoshop Contests - "Photoshop the next mouseketeer marriage which won't last."


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FilmJerk.com - The Early Report for this week


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Aileen - Life and Death of a Serial Killer. On the heels of Charlize Theron's Monster, documentarian Nick Broomfield will release his second film about convicted serial killer Aileen Wuornos.


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Warner Bros. Pictures-based John Wells Prods. has optioned the graphic novel 'Grendel' from its creator, Matt Wagner


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Hugh Jackman discusses Van Helsing


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Natalie Portman Calls 'Episode III' Showdown 'Pretty Sick'. And that was just Hayden Christensen delivering his lines. The fighting was really cool.


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7-year-old gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine. Police and firefighters struggled for an hour to him out, spending nearly $32.00 in quarters. (With picture)


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Pete Rose Admits He Bet On Baseball. My story has always been this: after he broke the all-time hits record, Pete was a shoo-in for the hall of fame. The odds were like 50-1 in his favor. So he bet against himself, and cleaned up. The flaw in my theory is that if he cleaned up he shouldn't now be autographing baseballs on street corners.


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Commemorative stamps you will never see.


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Kinks star shot in New Orleans. Davies was recovering nicely, and The Kinks plan to use the recuperation time to learn a fifth guitar chord.


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Rush Limbaugh's medical records will remain off-limits to prosecutors for at least 15 days more while his attorneys pursue an appeal, or a mysterious fire.


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It's time to look back on last year's State of the Union address to see how well the country performed. This has been around for a while, but this satirical re-cut of the President's speech is quite funny, not so much for what he says, as for the facial expressions and reactions from the crowd.


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The current administration and its policy of "free speech zones." This is currently a cause celebre among activists. These protestors must be seriously dumb, because all they have to do is to paste a pro-Bush sign on top of their anti-Bush sign, and they can go anywhere they want, then switch the signs at an opportune time. In fact, with pro-Bush signs, they will be given official escorts to highly visible locations! How dumb are these people if they are outsmarted by Dubya?


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Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2! Eternal salvation and top-notch gaming - the ultimate combination.


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BRAD Pitt made his wife Jennifer Aniston's ultimate '80s fantasy come true last week when he dressed up like Duran Duran singer Simon Le Bon for a costume party, and warbled a karaoke version of the band's hit, 'Wild Boys.' "


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AmIAnnoying.com: their experts pick the 100 most annoying people or groups of 2003. Their top four: al-Qaeda, Jacko, Limbaugh, Saddam. Top four females: Martha Stewart, Jillian Barberie, Courtney Love, J-Lo


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AmIAnnoying.com: 100 Most Annoying people as ranked by their voters.


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Report Shows Americans Are Getting Away From The Net For Music. Music downloading has been cut in half since its peak.


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You can actually watch the first six minutes of In America online at the official site.


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DeVito and Travolta to return for the sequel to Get Shorty, Be Cool (2004)


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Dean's Favorite New Testament Book is Bhagavad-Gita. Is Dean a secret Republican plant, or have the Democrats actually managed to find the one guy in America denser than President Bush?


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Howard Dean Now Willing to Discuss His Faith. John Kerry also mentioned that he, too is a "holy-ass motherfucker".


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A wave of 'bisexual chic' is sweeping the United States.


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JoBlo's 10 LEAST favourite films of 2003


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