Tuesday, January 06, 2004

URL says it all: DeadheadsForDean.org . And you know they are really deadheads, because they were so stoned, they didn't realize .com was still available.


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Swearsaurus: Swearing, Cursing, Cussing, Insulting and more Swear Words in 133 languages! Or, as they say in Estonia, "Peksa pihku"


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One member of "Ocean’s Eleven" will not return for the sequel. Is it Dino or Sammy? I hope they get rid of Joey Bishop.


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Singapore government may repeal law banning oral sex. That law sucks .... er ... doesn't suck. I'm headed into Mudd's Robots land.


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Britney's Momentary Husband Speaks


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Spaghetti-Os Discontinued As Franco-American Relations Break Down


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The Last Action Governor starts a speech with: "I changed my mind. I want to go back to acting." Wait a minute - that was ACTING?


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Dennis Kucinich uses a Pie Chart on a Radio Debate. Dan Quayle says , "I don't 'see' any problem."


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Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton apologized for joking that Mahatma Gandhi used to run a gas station in St. Louis. "I meant to say a 7-Eleven. And he was an excellent employee. Because he was always on a hunger strike, he could be trusted never to steal any food, although sometimes they came up short in their Depends inventory, for some unknown reason."


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The Smoking Gun looks at: the woman who claims to have lost the winning lottery ticket.


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Aussies flip the bird to the politically correct world, nominate Croc Guy as Aussie of the Year. I like their style.


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FreakingNews.com - contest: "Photoshop what other formalities foreigners may/will have to go through at U.S. airports from now on"


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Apparently, one can buy just about anything in Japanese vending machines. I liked the lobster one, but I have to give the nod to the one with custom porno.


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Note to self: Helicopters are not designed to pull boats


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Mary-Kate or Ashley? Decide which Olsen Twin is for you.


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The trailer for Robot Stories is now online.


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The trailer is now online for Ginger Snaps II: Unleashed The international version is rated R.


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American Splendor star Paul Giamatti has joined Russell Crowe, Renée Zellweger, and Craig Bierko in director Ron Howard's "Cinderella Man"


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'Friends' Star Courteney Cox Expecting First Child. Doctors immediately consulted their science books to see if it is possible for a baby to weigh more than its mother. Courteney is 39, and has had many miscarriages. Our best wishes to her.


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Pirate Museum Planned for Key West Well, they have the parrot-heads ...


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Conservatives launch TV attack ad on Dean. I don't get it. If you believe what conservatives say, they want Dean to get the nomination. So why are they spending money in Iowa trying to prevent it? In the ad, a farmer says he thinks that "Howard Dean should take his tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York Times-reading, Hollywood-loving, left-wing freak show back to Vermont, where it belongs."


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Army to delay soldiers' exits: Hey, shut the window. I feel a draft in here.


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Long-Term Coffee Consumption Significantly Reduces Type 2 Diabetes Risk press release of Monday, January 05, 2004, Harvard School of Public Health.


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Yahoo to dump Google search technology.


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Man seeks to start Christian nudist colony. It features the three things necessary to every Christian: the way, the truth, and the gazongas! I've heard that people want to bring organs back into the churches, but I didn't know this is what they meant. I think I'll take a pass on kneeling down and sticking out my tongue for Communion.


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Hourly employees at Dan River started receiving part of their severance packages this month - starting with three red-headed Barbie dolls.


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Judges uphold phony-baloney redrawn Texas districts. Our voting district is now a narrow east-west snake stretching from North Austin to Houston. The one below ours is a narrow north-south snake stretching from South Austin to the Rio Grande. The judges apparently made a correct legal ruling, however. There is nothing in the law that says one road stretching from El Paso to Brownsville can't be a congressional district, and the various arguments presented by opponents may have had some moral weight, but no legal weight.


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Google has chosen an underwriter for its IPO. The sale may raise as much as $4 billion. This may be good, but going public may also kill Google. How long before the pressure forces them to start censoring links, eliminating naughty language and dirty pictures?


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The fifteen finalists have been announced in the Bush in 30 Seconds contest. I looked at all 15. Most of them are unoriginal and/or whiny. If you want to look at three with some imagination, try Hood Robbin', Desktop, and Leave No Billionaire Behind.


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The great photographer Francesco Scavullo is dead at 81.


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Businessman jailed for selling 'low fat' doughtnuts. Didn't this happen on Seinfeld?


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The trailer for Michael Moore Hates America is now online.


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Monty Python and the Lego Grail. A lot of work went into this!


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The best commercials of the 80s.


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Need a gift for the man who has everything? Try an eighth century French Merovingian style toilet.


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The Stupid Store: Colorforms presents the Michael Jackson Rub N' Play. This is not a parody. This product really existed, using this advertising.


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No butt double for Scarlett Johannson "I ask Johansson about the opening shot of Coppola’s film: a close-up of a bottom encased in a pair of pink, slightly see-through knickers, it elicited a huge cheer when the film premiered at the Venice film festival. “The pink underwear?” she says, laughing. “Yep, that was me.” She lies back on the sofa, stretches out with a yawn and grins: “Oh, yes, I take full credit for my ass.” "


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Brian's Page of Antique Weirdness Artifacts from the past show that the human race has always been deluded, racist, ignorant, and horny. Not necessarily in that order.


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Art Crimes: The Writing on the Wall. Graffiti from around the world.


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Jury Selection Begins in Stewart Case. Typical defense question in the voir dire search for Martha's peers: "do you make your collard greens briskly sautéed in olive oil, or boiled with the customary pork fat."


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A newspaper reported Tuesday, quoting from a letter Diana allegedly wrote to her butler, that Princess Diana believed ex-husband Prince Charles was plotting to kill her by staging a fatal car accident. Of course, she also believed that the Cocoa Puffs bird was real - and perfectly sensible.


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Kelly dazed and confused after losing World Idol to one of the Royal Ugly Dudes from that Bill and Ted movie.


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Paul Molitor and Dennis Eckersley were elected to baseball's Hall of Fame on Tuesday in their first year of eligibility. Pete Rose emerged as the day's big winner by placing a large bet against himself.


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Here's a picture of the label for Governator Ale. "It's not for girly men". He'll be Bock.


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NBC talking with Maria Shriver about extended leave. Apparently everyone thinks her objectivity can't be maintained while she's married to The Last Action Governor.


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Hefner would like Britney Spears as a Playmate and as his girlfriend. He mentioned that he's also like to be the hero of feminism, to dance lead with the Bolshoi, and to repeal the law of gravity.


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Directors Guild of America Announces annual nominees. Peter Jackson, Sofia Coppola, Peter Weir, Gary Ross, Clint Eastwood. It was the third consecutive nomination for Jackson, marking the only time that has ever happened. The big surprise: Gary Ross (Seabiscuit) instead of Anthony Minghella (Cold Mountain).


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Artist uses 100s of naked beach-goers to create "artistic" compositions.


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Page3.com 2001 girl of the year to retire.. She left behind a farewell pictorial,.


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Fourth Annual Weblog Awards Nominate your favorite weblogs for the Bloggie awards to be presented at SXSW Interactive. You could nominate, for example, Other Crap, or you could nominate one that actually deserves to win.


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Some more looks at the paparazzi pictures of Rebecca Gayheart sunbathing topless on St Bart's.


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Can a losing movie be called a "blockbuster"?


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Uma Thurman's rumpus - caught by paparazzi


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Jimmy Carter asks 'Compassion for Mordor'


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Eugene Volokh on First Amendment. This is an excellent, properly nuanced discussion of what the First Amendment really means to Free Speech, the most misunderstood concept in America.


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What can I say? Some very innovative porno.


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McFarlane's Monsters Series 2: The Twisted Land of Oz


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Toni Collette will star opposite Cameron Diaz in In Her Shoes, which begins shooting next month. Collette will play a straitlaced attorney who is forced to house her underemployed party girl of a sister (Diaz). Curtis Hanson (L.A. Condidential) will direct.


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It had to happen. Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane have reached deals to bring The Producers, Mel Brooks' hit Broadway show, to the big screen for the second time.


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Ashanti Gets 'Carter' for First Film Grammy-nominated songstress Ashanti is headed to the big screen for the first time, scoring a supporting role in "Coach Carter," a fact-based basketball drama starring Samuel L. Jackson


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Zoo serves brandy to bears


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Tom Cruise promises autographs to everyone The sawed-off star has promised to sign autographs for every fan who turns up in London's Leicester Square for the premiere of his latest film, The Last Samurai.


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Our heroine Mia Kirshner requested more nudity for her character in "L Word".


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The Daily Star (U.K. tab) swipes article from RetroCrush, without attribution, foists it off as their own thinking. It seems they even made up results from a fictitious poll and quotes from a non-existent magazine. It would have been so much simpler just to attribute RetroCrush properly! Why bother with all the deception?


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Shaggy Snake Story. Turns out the 49 foot snake is only 22 feet long, and weighs about 220 pounds, not 1000!


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