Wednesday, January 07, 2004

A rather odd, and strangely erotic use of Shockwave.


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A FORMER Singapore talk show host has been sentenced to four strokes of the cane and 16 months in prison for 'outraging the modesty of a woman,' a newspaper reported. I don't think Jerry Springer should plan to spend his next vacation in Singapore. Ouch!


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Goofy Sues Disney. When contacted by our reporter, the lanky anthropomorphic canine replied, "ahyoock"


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Playboy.com picks the ten best movie nude scenes


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The Making of the Money Shot Did you wonder how diminutive Howard Dean, who could play the lead in The Station Agent 2, seemed to be the same height as former roundballer Bill Bradley? Answer for you movie buffs: he pulled an Alan Ladd. Others: see details at the link.


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Britain's medicines' agency announced on Tuesday a new study to find out if people taking antidepressant drugs are at increased risk of suicide. A coincidence that this is timed with Mr Bean's period of depression? I think not. This could result in some excellent new episodes of Mr Fookin' Bean.


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Scientists develop a mouse smarter than President Bush. Oh, wait a minute. That was the regular mouse. The genetically-enhanced mouse is smarter than Mozart. (Very authentic-looking hoax site, obviously designed to see how many people fall for it.)


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URL say it all: PENISCHEEK.COM


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Must-see picture of Halle Berry as Catwoman


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Great nostalgia: The Barracks Wall: The WW II Pinup Gallery


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The trailer for Miracle is now online. This is the story of the 1980 "do you believe in miracles?" US Olympic hockey team, starring Snake Plisskin as Herb Brooks. Fast site, but the deluxe Quick Time trailer is 54 meg, so choose that option only if you're a collector or something.


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The trailer for Secret Things is now online. This French film is the story of two gorgeous young women who discover the power of sex as a tool to climb the social ladder. (Slow site and god-awful trailer - but it does have a topless woman in it!)


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The trailer for Tokyo Godfathers (animated) is now online.


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// Dark Project Studios This is a free resource to customize your windows desktop, wallpapers, etc.


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Court to FBI: No spying on in-car computers: The 9th court of appeals ruled: "The FBI and other police agencies may not eavesdrop on conversations inside automobiles equipped with OnStar or similar dashboard computing systems."


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Big-budget movies take a hit at the box office: "Of the big holiday movies, only The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King is a clear-cut financial success. "


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JoBlo's Warner Review for 2004


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FilmJerk.com - New Details Emerge on “Stargate: Atlantis”: Two New Regulars Join the Mix


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Flatulence Deodorizer ™ products. You'll fart just as much, but they'll smell like honeysuckle.


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Bad news: Climate Change May Threaten More Than One Million Species With Extinction The good news: they include none of the tasty ones.


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Paltrow's Career Choices Come Under Scrutiny. Gwyn says, "(I) don't care if I'm not No. 1 or No. 5 or No. 10. I'm really (expletive) good at my job"


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America's 5 worst freeways: Well, technically, four freeways and a tollway.


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Manny-for-A-Rod, Nomar-for-Ordonez may be on again.


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It turns out that Mr Fookin' Bean will NOT be Voldemort: "Rowan Atkinson will not be taking the role of evil Voldemort in the Harry Potter films despite press speculation, the actor's agent has confirmed. "


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Ron Howard to cast Russell Crowe in The DaVinci Code?


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Jacko's passport has been confiscated. I don't know why he wanted it anyway. I don't even think it was really his. There was a picture of some black guy on it.


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Loved Ones Worried About Britney: "Friends, loved ones and colleagues are worried about pop tart Britney Spears (search), questioning why the singer's behavior has gotten wackier throughout the year."


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The trailer for Modligiani is now online. I figured it would be kind of an intellectual movie, but I guess it ain't all that smart, because the announcer mispronounces "Modigliani" in the voice-over!!! (It is pronounced correctly by the actors in the clip.)


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New trailers up for Kill Bill


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The trailer for Ichi The Killer is now online. This is one seriously demented film.


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Goldie Hawn is a grandma. Does that make her a GILF?


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An Argentine artist is taking his clothes off in front of all churches, temples and mosques in his country to test their tolerance. Their tolerance for weiners?


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A picture of the Saddam capture


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Just as PAGE SIX predicted in October, Bill Clinton's former flame, Gennifer Flowers, is coming to off-Broadway to star in, 'Boobs! The World According to Ruth Wallis.' "


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Averaging the records from all four major sports, which U.S. city had the winningest sports teams in 2003?


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Celine Dion, set for a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. It will be on a completely new side street set aside for extremely popular people who completely suck. Dion and David Schwimmer will be the first stars on that street.


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Former British royal coroner insists Diana was NOT pregnant at death. "I have seen into her womb," he told the Times.


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Rolling Stone weighs in on The Recording Industry vs File Swappers


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Us Magazine snaps up Britney's wedding photo


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MR. FOOKIN' BEAN is to play evil Lord Voldemort in the next Harry Potter movie. Man, if he thinks he's depressed now, wait until he sees these reviews!


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Pete Rose still lying? "Pete Rose's former sidekick said yesterday the all-time Hit King is continuing to lie in his gambling confession by claiming he never bet on games from the Cincinnati Reds' clubhouse."


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True or False? Marilyn Monroe provided the inspiration for Disney's Tinker Bell.


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Clark Comes on Strong in New Poll, Dean's lead among Dems cut to four points.


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The TOP TEN LOSERS OF 2003. From the Comedy Wire.


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