Thursday, January 15, 2004

Gallup Poll Analyses - Bush Averages 60% Job Approval in Year Three: "For that third year, Bush averaged a 59.7% job approval rating, which is average by historical standards, but considerably lower than Bush's first two yearly averages. "


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If you are in Bonita Beach, Florida, don't miss a chance to visit - Master Bait and Tackle. "Jeez, Jim, how do ya catch so fuckin' many fish." "A simple tip, Manny - Master Bait. I recommend Master Bait in the morning on your way to the ol' fishin' hole, and then Master Bait again after lunch, to keep your tackle fresh."


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Quizno's defends "vulgar" billboard It doesn't seem that vulgar to me, but then again I think The Diceman could be a member of the European Royal Families.


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Jessica Simpson's nipple creeping out in public.


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Celebrity Justice' has learned that one of the allegations is that Michael Jackson ejaculated in the presence of his accuser. Black singers are always changing their names. Puff Daddy to P. Diddy, etc. So Jacko is now E. Jacko. Oh, wait, that only applies to black guys. Never mind.


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Local Weather Page - Mt Washington, New Hampshire At the time I wrote this link, the temperature was -41 degrees, the humidity 100%, the winds were 76 miles an hour (gusting to 86), resulting in a wind chill of -91 degrees Farenheit. Did I mention the fog? The good news: no ultraviolet rays, so sun bathing is perfectly safe.


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The 10 LEAST powerful people in sports


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Great new commercial from Priceline.com -- . Starring our hero, Captain Kirk, and a surprise visitor.


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Captain Kirk, 72 and overweight, tries to go surfing. The waves proved tougher than the Klingons.


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Photograph shows Marines in Iraq spelling out the phrase "9-11 We Remember."


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Jon Stewart. Daily Show. Paul O'Neill. Donald Rumsfeld. 'nuff said.


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CBS says Super Bowl ads are for fun stuff only. The Network nukes PETA and MoveOn.


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Innocent Kids Use Jar Jar Dolls As Pleasure Tools!: "Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For America's Youth "


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The trailer for Starsky & Hutch is online. I did laugh a couple of times, especially at the very last scene.


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The Brooklyn Nets? Sale reportedly imminent


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Surreal moments serving a mythological president: Great "meeting anecdote" from O'Neill. Ashcroft on the piano, Condi singin' , Dubya nappin'. Hey, Reagan really is his mentor!


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The Entire Bible in 50 Words


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JoePornstar.com. "Welcome to JoePornstar.com where you will have the chance to win your way onto the most controversial reality site on the net and become a real life Pornstar! Not only will the winner get to bang 25 hot chicks on cam, they will even get paid to do it!"


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The new video for the cover of the Airplane's Somebody to Love comes quite close to nudity and obscenity. It is kinda cute, though. This chick can sing, but I hate the arrangement.


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Silicon Or Real? Can you tell?


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Star Wars - Chewbacca actor Peter Mayhew said that when he signed his contract to work in EPISODE III, there was a clause that he would be 'required' to work in EPISODES VII, XIII and IX.


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Paris Hilton out on the town without her underwear, yet again.


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Chris P Carrot for President -Carrot2004.com. Chris would be the only President to be a vegetable while in office. Possibly excepting Gerald Ford.


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U.K. DVD seizures quintuple: "Authorities in the U.K. seized 1.75 million pirate DVDs in 2003, five times more than the previous year. "


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First Film Review: "Carandiru" (Premiere at Sundance)


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AP Poll: Fame Not a Factor in Trials: "Most Americans believe Michael Jackson, Kobe Bryant and Martha Stewart will get fair trials." Of course, most Americans probably believe pro wrestling is real.


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What could be better than "The Best of William Shatner"? Spaced Out: The Best of Leonard Nimoy AND William Shatner . Mr Tambourine Man? MR TAMBOURINE MAN!!!!!


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Handy NFL QB Rating Calculator. Calculate any rating for a day, season, or lifetime, with or without the theoretical floors and ceilings. With the limits, it ranges from 0 to 158.3. If unrestricted, it would range from -415 (interception every attempt) to +835 (100 yard touchdown every attempt)


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Dennis Miller to host talk show on CNBC


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Al Gore is schedulaed to give a speech on 'global warming' at the Beacon Theater today. Unfortunately, the speech may be called off because of the record cold temperatures, snow, and high winds.


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The top lingerie models


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Tiger Woods's income was $83.7 million last year. The second highest income among athletes belonged to long-retired Arnold Palmer.


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Sexy British TV star Abi Titmuss has a mountain or two of cleavage.


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Britney believes in the sanctity of marriage. The sanctity part she's OK with. That was two of the most sacred fuckin' days of her life. It's the longevity part she needs work on.


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DJ Portia Surreal - the fetish DJ. Fetish DJ's are in now? Wow. I still go through the channels looking for Wolfman Jack and Cousin Brucie. Of course, Cousin Brucie rarely got naked on his gigs.


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Screen Actor's Guild announces annual nominations. The biggest surprise was a number of nominations for The Station Agent (which it deserved, by the way). Patricia Clarkson was nominated for both best actress (Station Agent) and best supporting actress (Pieces of April).


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Do you have $1300 lying around? Want to get into some DVDA with a porn star? I think we've found your girl ... adult jobs i want & my rates - porn star Selena Silver.


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The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project Scientific experiments with Hostess Twinkies.


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Entrance to vulvology


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Super Quiz! Learn about Dutch Renaissance Art the fun way - with Sandy Duncan!


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Coming Soon! has some exclusive clips from The Cooler


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The trailer for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen is now online. Skip this one unless you are less than 14 years old and possess a minimum of one vagina.


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Canucks hate icy twats and merry snow-dicks. This story breathes new life to the old expression "colder than a witch's tit".


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Review to consider reusing graves in England. The United Kingdom is running out of burial space.


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The Anti-Hippie Action League


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Scientists create female attractiveness formula. Take her breast size and multiply, no divide, no wait ... just take her breast size.


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Say What? Take a pic (or upload one) and make it talk. Mail it to friends and/or store it. Awesome time-waster from Hanes.


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Here's an example of some of the time I wasted with that Hanes thingy.


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According to the defense, Kobe Bryant's alleged victim may have had sex with another man after she left the Los Angeles Laker star's hotel room but before a rape exam 18 hours later. In fact, she may have had unprotected sex with Ron Jeremy and the entire defensive unit of the Denver Broncos, then sparred a few rounds with Mike Tyson before going to the doctor. The prosecution argues that has no bearing on the case.


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Why is the 3-disk deluxe edition of Blade Runner, complete with scenes never seen before, on hold? (And what can you do about it?)


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Daily Mouseketeer update - the Toxic video.


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Democrats see shot at Sundance money: "Democratic National Committee, Howard Dean supporters and organizers of MoveOn.org have scheduled screenings and fund-raisers in Park City next week."


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inSCRIPTions Screenplay Review: "I, Robot"


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Cameron Diaz has booked her own travel series with MTV


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Bob Hoskins to play Odin in The Son of the Mask, Alan Cumming to play Loki. Those guys are terrific, but this project has all the potential for extreme suckitude.


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NBC, Defying Tradition, Plans to Start New Season in August, thus assuring their shows will all be cancelled before the other networks even begin.


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Nostalgia: Candy Cigarettes: THE BIG CANDY SMOKIN' THUMB


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Brazilians protest the fingerprinting of American tourists by getting almost naked, greasing themselves up, and doing the samba. This is my kind of protest.


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Turns out President Bush was planning the Iraq invasion when he was in kindergarten.


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