Friday, January 16, 2004

FreakingNews.com - New Photoshop Contests: "Photoshop Baghdad Bob in other jobs that he could have chosen to start his career over with."


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The internet is an amazing thing! Here's a big collection of unauthorized pictures of Saddam's capture, which have not made it to mainstream media.


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The trailer for Ella Enchanted is now online. PG rated film apparently aimed at children and young teen girls.


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Corporate fraud makes us miss old-fashioned independent fraud. (The Daily Show)


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Jackson pleads not guilty to molestation charges amid circus atmosphere: "As he departed the Santa Maria courthouse after the hearing, Jackson held up his right hand in a victory sign and threw kisses to the crowd. He then stood atop a sport utility vehicle, did a few dance moves, and waved to a cheering throng from beneath a big umbrella while a supporter videotaped the crowd"


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A mysterious network called 'Internet' - actual CBC report from October, 1993.


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Sidewalk Art - this guy is good. I mean REALLY good.


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The .wmv trailer for Perfect Opposites is now online. Seems to be a lame romantic comedy with Piper Perabo. As I posted this, the link for the QuickTime trailer was not yet active, but the Windows Media worked fine.


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Popeye turns 75 today. Celebrate with the Absolute Popeye Trivia Game.


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Check out the tiny sign that the old lady is carrying.


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My favorite headline of the day comes from Reuters: "Happy penis song doesn't annoy Canadian regulator". He is, however, a bit perturbed about the sad clitoris ballad.


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Scientists accidentally develop two-headed fish. Monty Burns was unavailable for the seafood platter.


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The Bush administration is officially in favor of naked British breasts.


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Uncle Melon picks "Top 10 Babes I Banged in 2003"


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The photography of D A V I D * L A C H A P E L L E


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ESPN.com will pick the top 25 athletes of its lifetime (25 years) You do the voting.


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The Laws of Cartoon Physics.


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Boy born to Billy Crudup and Mary-Louise Parker. They are no longer together.


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Malaysian police crack hamster theft ring. Insert Richard Gere joke here.


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Hank Aaron says Pete Rose doesn't belong in the Hall of Fame.


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Model Rachel Hunter has posed topless for Playboy magazine, after accepting a staggering $1.8 million to strip. $1.8 million to strip? How did she fit $1.8 million in her garter?


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According to that somber bastion of scientific study, Weekly World News, a child psychologist has launched a search for America's Top Schoolyard Bully. Results will be measured by, among other things, the total amount of lunch money extorted.


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Tony Blair has been called 'a complete dickhead' by a leading Spanish politician live on television. Oh, sorry senores, I was talking about Tony Danza. I always confuse them. Tony Blair is a - how you say - "herk off"


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Page3.com does a tribute to one of their most popular topless girls of all time - Gail McKenna.


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This is London reports that Mr Britney was paid half a million dollars to sign the annulment.


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The President celebrates MLK day by appointing an alleged segregationist judge during a congressional recess. In a three-page article published by the University of Mississippi Law Review, Pickering, then a law student, described how the legislature could pass a law against racial intermarriage that might withstand judicial scrutiny. Pickering also made a speech in a 1984 convention saying that the Christian Bible should be "recognized as the absolute authority by which all conduct of man is judged."


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Mouseketeer "naked" in Toxic video


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Bendability Gallery - Contortionists and generally bendable women.


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Famous women in slips.


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Dave Barry explains the Iowa Caucuses.


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Nic Cage is hard at work on the Jerry Bruckheimer mega-budget actioner 'National Treasure' about a hidden treasure which can be found from clues hidden within the original U.S. Constitution.


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Thank God the United Nations exists, and spends its time in meaningful pursuits.. The august international body ruled that Carmen Electra has the right to www.carmenelectra.com.


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Don't think face lifts are risk-free: " Olivia Goldsmith, author of the best-selling 'The First Wives Club,' died last night after suffering a heart attack and lapsing into a coma during her cosmetic surgery. She was 54. "


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Dutch Princess Maxima wants to be the European Paris Hilton, forgets her panties in public.


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Letterman's Top Ten Reasons George W. Bush Wants To Put A Man On Mars


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Mardi Gras nudity.


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Wayans brothers change sex for 'White Chicks'


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ABC yields early start to NBC shows. ABC likely won't try to counter NBC's decision to launch most of its fall season early,


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Utah's other film festival. SATURDAY, the 10th annual Slamdance Film Festival will get under way in Park City, Utah


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'NYPD Blue' Character to Expose Rear: Sorry, guys. It's a dude. "Police Detective Greg Medavoy, Gordon Clapp's character on the television drama 'NYPD Blue,' will soon get his rear end exposed. "


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Mariah faces Malaysia ban: "Muslims in Malaysia are calling for Mariah Carey to be banned from performing in the country because she's 'vulgar'." They do have a point.


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Nostalgia: Junk food from the 90s.


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MP wants to stop Page Three Girls.


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The youth of Britain is starting to turn its back on ecstasy.


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Coming soon now has the full screen trailer for The Passion of the Christ.


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The trailer for The Perfect Score is now online. Teensploitation film about stealing the SAT answers.


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The long-awaited trailer for Van Helsing is now online.


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Media Horde Arrives for E. Jacko hearing


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What if Chris Walken had a kiddie show? SPECIAL TV- "Uncle Chris's Funhouse"


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The top 10 movie sing-a-longs. Hilariously missing the scene that is not only the best sing-along, but probably the single most stirring movie scene of any kind, ever, a scene which reduces tough guys to tears. Here's a good tip for you youngsters. Don't try to write a "best of" movie list if you have never seen any good movies. (In this case, Casablanca.)


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Academy Award winner Jane Fonda will return to the screen after a 14-year hiatus to star opposite Jennifer Lopez in New Line Cinema's comedy Monster-in-Law. Fonda and J-Lo? Warning: Pete Rose is betting heavily that this movie won't suck.


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