Friday, January 23, 2004

The Daily Show looks at New Hampshire and Mess o' Potamia


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Final Destination Scribe Turns His Attention to Tamara: "Jeffrey Reddick, the writer and creator of Final Destination, is at work on his next project, a sexy, supernatural thriller called Tamara, directed by first-time feature director David Sporn."


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Fine Art Nudes


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Legendary international glamour and fashion photographer Helmut Newton was killed in a car crash in Hollywood today. Newton, who fled Nazi Germany and settled in Australia, was 83.


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Here's the trailer for Touching The Void, about a climbing expedition.


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Here are the trailers for Zatoichi , a Japanese samurai epic.


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Here's thge trailer for Valentin, foreign family fare about an 8 year old looking for a family.


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Here's the trailer for the Italian import, I'm not Scared (Io non ho paura)


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AOL Presidential Match - which candidate do you agree with most nearly?


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JoBlo.com's Sundance report: Day 6


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One of the members of Jethro Tull is now a woman. In fact, he's a specific woman - Martina Navratilova


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Some crazy guy has collected about a gazillion of those Howard Dean dance mixes and placed them in a domain called Dean Goes Nuts.


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Gallup Poll Analyses - Kerry Continues to Surge in New Hampshire Kerry 34, Dean 22, Clark 17, Edwards 12


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Van Peebles Weaves Tale of 'Sweetback' Success: "Actor/director Mario Van Peebles' premieres 'Baadasssss!,' which chronicles his father's making the legendary 'Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song'


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The Chicago Film Critics Association honored the final chapter of Peter Jackson's Rings trilogy with three awards Wednesday, including those for Best Picture and Best Director.


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Todays' quote of the day is from Reverend Al to Dr Dean: 'Don't be hard on yourself about hooting and hollering,' Al Sharpton advised the former Vermont governor. 'If I had spent the money you did and got 18 percent, I'd still be in Iowa hooting and hollering.'"


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Captain Kangaroo is dead at 76.


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Pope Sleeps Through Yet Another Christ Film. "a high Vatican official reported that Pope John Paul had slept right through the exclusive screening of Mel Gibson's latest film. The pope nodded off sometime between the trailer for Hellboy and that commercial about helping people find their umbrellas"


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Pete Rose Reportedly Heads To Casino For Book Signing. The casino has nothing to do with the book. He could have held the signing at Barnes and Noble. He just likes casinos.


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Public cleavage from Jolie


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If you love cars and use to love Transformers, then this is for you.


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"bubble wrap bra and thong panty"


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Next 'Bachelor' to be NFL Quarterback


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Star Wars - the TV series ???


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KILL BILL VOLUME 2 new teaser


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The mouse odometer


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The tralier for Carandiru is now online. "Film based on real life experiences of doctor Drauzio Varella inside dreadful State penitentiary Carandiru, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, while he was doing a social work of Aids prevention. There he found hundreds of convicts living under degrading conditions. The situation came to a climax in 1992, when in order to smother a rebellion, police force killed 111 men."


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Feds propose new law: mandatory masks for the ugly. (Weekly World News)


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Prosecutors say they think they have evidence that Rush Limbaugh committed at least 10 felonies. If Rush thinks he has back pain now, wait until he spends a few days in stir.


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FBI makes arrest in Oscar screener piracy. Working through actor Carmine Caridi, the FBI found one of the main players in the film duplication/distribution scene. Mr Caridi admitted to sending about 200 "screener" films to his acquaintance.


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USA Today is shocked, shocked to discover Halliburton corruption in Iraq.


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Zeta-Jones spends two million dollars in legal fees to win $27,000 in court-awarded damages! They plan to appeal, which will probably cost them several million more.


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San Mateo to ban karaoke. Police say private booths are a popular home for drugs, prostitution. The capper on the story is that advocacy groups oppose the ban because it discriminates against Asian-Americans, who presumably have as much right to drugs and prostitutes as anyone else.


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Water found at Martian pole. This may indicate the presence of life, particularly since it is bottled water.


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Nude Photography


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The great Joe Willie checks into rehab.


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Totally Busted: Sign My Petition. Marey Carey and Janelle Perry catfight over who will get passersby to sign a petition.


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The future Queen of Spain in the buff. "Nuff said


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I have a theory: no matter how absurd an idea is, there are people who will agree with it. If you argue that President Bush personally ordered 9/11, there will be people who will agree with you. Applying that theory one sub-level deeper, it follows that no matter how untalented and unappealing a movie actor is, he or she will have a fan club. It is in that spirit that we present The Jeff Fahey Fan Club Home Page, which looks like it was designed by the same people who've made his recent movies.


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Jennifer Lopez dumps Affleck because she can't understand him when he speaks Spanish. That isn't why they broke up, but I'm not kidding - Affleck speaks fluent Spanish and Lopez really struggles with the language! The big questions now - (1) they've been split up for a couple of hours, and Affleck is wondering if he will ever love again (2) he's also wondering if he can legally change his name to Bennifer.


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This review is supposed to be about Gigli, but it's really about how Affleck should celebrate his liberation from Bennifer hell, and get back to being a regular guy.


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Jimmy Buffett headlining in Vegas. His show is called "A pirate looks at selling out".


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Boo-hoo. That mean old Drudge made Margaret Cho cry and Margaret never said a mean word about anyone. Oh, wait. She did. Oops. "Drudge shot back: 'Those E-mails are mild compared to what I receive on a daily basis. That is the nature of the Internet. Moby and his friends just have to 'butch up.''"


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retroCRUSH pays tribute to Liz Taylor, as she looked pre-Snickers.


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Jordan's enormous assets


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Major studio FILM PRODUCTION CHART


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Scientists have devised a mathematical formula to help people overcome the fear of using chopsticks. Unfortunately, laymen can't read the formula, because all the r's were transcribed as l's.


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In Gay-Marriage Ruling, Boom for Provincetown, Mass. Meanwhile, the President clarified his prior position, by saying, "Ok, gay people can technically get married, but not to people of the same sex."


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Darque Dungeon - why you shouldn't be a Goth.


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Some songs played backwards. Amazingly enough, here it is about 35 years later, and Paul STILL isn't dead.


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A few free movies from Playboy's Twins & Sisters!


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Here are some free movies from Playboy's Cheerleaders & College Girls!


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According to Rotten Tomatoes, critics generally panned The Butterfly Effect. The film received only 32% positive reviews overall, and only 18% from their inner circle. A few people did write good reviews, including James Berardinelli and JoBlo. Well, they tried to write good reviews of Ashton Kutcher, but then the sun became black as sackcloth, the full moon became like blood, and the stars of the sky fell to the earth as the fig tree sheds its winter fruit when shaken by a gale. So they took that as a sign and toned down a few passages.


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So far, Butterfly Effect scores a weak 23 at Metacritic.


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Here is JoBlo's positive review of The Butterfly Effect. The Pope, in keeping with his tradition of reviewing films with one syllable words, said, "it is as it might have been if it were not"


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Speaking of the Pope, otherwise known as the Roger Ebert of L'Osservatore Romano, did someone in the Vatican bear false witness? Mel Gibson's producer said: "We received written permission to publicize the Pope's comment on the film, 'It is as it was'. Unless we receive an official indication to the contrary, we will continue to stand by the statement." The Pope himself said, in one syllable words: "Yeah, it was good, but not as cool as Hud."


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FilmJerk.com - Film Based on French Comic Book Duo Blake and Mortimer Searches for Leads. The budget is a pretty hefty $33 million.


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The trailer for AGAINST THE ROPES is now online (Paramount's boxing movie with Meg Ryan and Omar Epps).


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Martin Scorsese will develop a movie from Graham Greene's The Heart of the Matter. Good project. It was already made into a very good movie with Trevor Howard, but that was 50 years ago, so ...


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Man seeks top half of Ringo Starr. He's not half the man he used to be. Oh, he believes in yesterday.


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