Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Addictive little adult pong game.


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And today's winner of the Nick Nolte award for scariest mug shot goes to the hardest working con in show business.


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Pingvin - the most souped-up version yet. I hit the penguin 3287 feet on this one. It was in the air so long I thought the game was broken.


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There is a new trailer up for King Arthur, with Keira Knightley and Clive Owen.


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Documents from Saddam Hussein's oil ministry reveal he used oil to bribe top French officials into opposing the imminent U.S.-led invasion of Iraq. Oil minister Louis Renaud said he was "shocked, shocked" to hear of corruption influencing French foreign policy, just before he retired on his share of the Iraqi bribes.


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Simpsons lists // Prank calls to Moe's


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The Weekend Warrior - this weekend's movies and box office predictions.


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LORD OF THE RINGS’ WINS DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION. Party Chooses Aragorn over Kerry


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Soul singer James Brown arrested for domestic violence. Mr Brown made a statement to police, but nobody could understand it.


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R. Kelly's judge orders him to stay away from Jacko. It is not known if they can hang with Roman Polanski.


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Teens charged with Criminal Sexual Conduct, after they molest girls, photograph the actions, and post the photos on the internet. Smart lads.


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Weird idea of the day. Pink Floyd wrote The Dark Side of the Moon so that it can act as a background score for The Wizard of Oz


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Casting rumors: Beyonce as Lois Lane, Johnny Depp as Lex Luthor. Oh, that Johnny Depp. He make-a me cry.


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BUGS IS OUTED IN RADIO POLL: "BUGS Bunny has been outed by a gay radio station. Gaydar has named Bugs, famed for his battle of wits with hunter Elmer Fudd, at number five in their Top 10 gay cartoon characters. But the smart-alec Warner Bros favourite was beaten to the top spot by Waylon Smithers, Monty Burns' assistant in The Simpsons." What about Jimmy Olsen? Tell me he didn't smoke the kielbasa.


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The government actually does something of the people, by the people and for the people! Starting Thursday, if you have Caller ID you'll know when a telemarketer is trying to reach you. That's when Federal Trade Commission regulations kick in requiring telemarketing firms to identify themselves. Such calls had shown up on Caller ID as 'out of area.' Now the name displayed by Caller ID must either be the company trying to make a sale or the firm making the call. The display must also include a phone number that consumers can call during regular business hours and ask that the company no longer call them.


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THE leader of a prostitution ring that ran a two-page advertisement in the yellow pages was sentenced to nine years in prison. The article doesn't say which category they were listed under. Do they have a listing for "hookers"?


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Star Magazine: Bush Girls Gone Wild!: "From barhopping to smoking and ditching their Secret Service security, Star reports on the first daughters' eyebrow-raising antics! "


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Astronomers using the Gemini telescope on Mauna Kea and the Hubble Space Telescope have obtained rare 'before' and 'after' images of a giant star blowing apart. And after they threw away those Kathy Bates pictures, they got back to that boring old astronomy.


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AMERICAN CURVES magazine


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"Name that Candybar" - from the Science Museum of Minnesota. They have an odd concept of science up there in Minnesota. Apparently this was a lot easier for Jesse Ventura to understand than all those crazy formulas and equations.


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Utah man sentenced for taking his 15-year-old aunt as his fourth wife. According to his family, he now has at least 17 children, and he is only 32 years old.


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The Romp is back online, in partnership with National Lampoon


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Wicked Weasel Bikinis - new for January 2004 Links on the left lead to other naughty stuff.


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True or false. There is a so called "lost episode" of Married with Children, never aired in the USA, in which Al and Peg go to a sleazy motel and watch a porn film - which turns out to star their neighbors, Steve and Marcy.


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Rick Salomon, Paris Hilton's former boyfriend and co-star in that grainy green video, has offered to settle a lawsuit he's brought against the Hilton family--if only Paris's papa would just agree to allow Salomon to distribute the sex tape on a 'pay-per-view basis.' The Smoking Gun is there.


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Movie Title Screens Page A great collection, but they have to figure out a better way to organize it. The pages take forever to load.


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Court Date Set for Madonna, Ritchie Case. Director and actor Vincent D'Onofrio alleges that Madonna and Ritchie stole his idea to remake Swept Away, then cut him out of the credits and compensation. So - they stole his idea to steal somebody else's idea and re-make it? Well, by God, I believe the court should award him 100% of the profit from that film. But it is a little hard to believe that somebody would WANT their name on the credits for Swept Away. If I were Guy Richie, I would change the entire credit section to read "Vincent D'Onofrio is solely responsible for this film. That is all."


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R&B Singer Faith Evans Arrested for Drug Possession in Georgia.


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Naoto Hattori is one weird artist. .. Hieronymus Bosch on acid. Click on "Gallery" to get the first of four.


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The United Nations probably will allow director Sydney Pollack to make a feature film on its premises. The movie is to star Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn.


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Hunter Thompson finds Super Bowl inspiration in the Book of Revelations, then takes the Panthers plus seven, predicting that the Pats will win, but not cover.


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Sperm whale explodes in Taiwan: A dead sperm whale being transported through a city on its way to a research station suddenly exploded yesterday, splattering cars and shops with blood and guts and sperm of a quality not seen since Ron Jeremy's last visit.


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John Stewart interviews Senator John McCain


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The Daily Show looks at the mood in New Hampshire


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Courtney Love in court again- and lookin' as good as ever.


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If you just have to see that new Pepsi ad with Beyonce, Pink, and the Mouseketeer, here's a site with links to several mirrors.


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How far can you bat a penguin? I tried 10 times and my best was 308 feet. One reader sent in a screen cap of his 323.5, another sent in 421.5. (421.5 is freakin' awesome!)


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President Bush comes up with one of his greatest Bushisms ever : "the illiteracy level of our children are appalling" Yes, it are, aren't it? And the press secretary left this - in writing - on the official site at whitehouse.gov! This second link goes to a book based on the President's most famous Bushism, "Is our children learning".


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'Crazy Legs' Hirsch Dies at 80


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I guess this is the so-called "Donna D'Errico sex tape". I reached this brilliant conclusion from the fact that the URL is DonnaDerricoSexTape.com. It is not a sex tape at all, by the usual definition, but rather a scripted parody of the Paris Hilton tape.


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The trailers for Harry Potter and the whatever the hell it is this time.


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Will Dubya dump Dick?


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The Pope fears George Bush is the antichrist: I'm confused. So the actual Antichrist just turns out to be a puppet of Dick Cheney? I just expected the Antichrist to be so much more ... authoritative and sinister and diabolically brilliant, and not somebody who reminds me of my dim-witted uncle. You know, an Antichrist more like General Zod and less like Ted Bessell. I have to go back and read Revelations. Maybe the dim-witted uncle thing was mentioned in there.


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WARNING: Latest Explorer hole could be devastating


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Four more free movies from Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!


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Four more free movies from Playboy Plus!


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How well did the polls do? The actual results: Kerry 39-26. Re-apportioning the undecideds, Gallup had it Kerry 37-26, Zogby had it Kerry 38-25, the RCP average of all major polls called it 38-26-13-12-8, which was just about perfect (actual: 39-26-12-12-9). As you can see from these tables, Real Clear Politics is an excellent site to bookmark if you are interested in thorough factual summaries with minimal spin.


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Quote Quiz. Who said, of the Oscars, "My first reaction was to ask whether the Academy had suddenly gone mad". Hint - he was nominated as Best Director.


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True or false? The Super Bowl has been a good predictor of stock market results.


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Urban Legends Reference Pages takes on Super Bowl Legends.


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Global warming could plunge Europe into new ice age within many of our lifetimes. Huh? The logic sounds twisted on the surface, but is not if you look at a map and ask yourself, "Why is Hudson's Bay freezing cold while Northern Europe has moderate temperatures?" The answer: the Gulf Stream. Now what if the Gulf Stream were re-routed or eliminated?


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Patrick Stewart isn't a science-fiction buff, and has no idea what phrases such as 'space- time continuum' mean. He told a Sarasota Film Festival audience this week that he loved playing Picard, but 'couldn't understand half of what he was saying.'


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Kucinich To VH1: I'm Down With Hip-Hop. Howard Dean countered by calling it "the shiznit", and John Kerry said that he was "a bad-ass mofo".


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Safe sex is for losers and Republicans.


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Letterman's top ten best things about having a stripper as news anchor.


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Letterman's Top Ten Al Roker explanations for the intense cold.


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The Smoking Gun reports: "Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife reported income of $36 million on their just-filed 2000 income tax return"


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Good news for hoops fans. After his health scare, Rudy T is rebounding nicely. No drinkin', no cigarettes, no bad foods, no cancer.


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TONY Blair is today sensationally cleared of any dishonourable or underhand conduct leading to the suicide of tragic scientist David Kelly. The BBC, however, has been a naughty little network.


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FRENCH MARS PROBE SURRENDERS Robotic Arm Extends White Flag. At a press conference in Paris, French President Jacques Chirac denied that the probe had surrendered, arguing, “This mission was always intended to be eight seconds long. The probe has performed courageously and superbly.”


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