Thursday, January 29, 2004

Shocking Revelations in the Vanity Fair report on Michael Jackson. Turns out that he's a black guy!


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New penis grown on boy's arm: "Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident."


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Escape! How long can you dodge the blocks?


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Intercepted chatter that the Central Intelligence Agency thought was about Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein was actually about hairstyling wizard Vidal Sassoon. David Kay told his Senate inquisitors, "Once you realize that they are talking about a hair-salon pioneer and not a Middle Eastern madman, it really changes everything."


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Casting now complete for Hitchhiker's guide.


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So ... Beyonce will NOT be Lois Lane, after all. Maybe.


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Some scientists think all the energy we need for the next millennium can be found on the moon. I hope these aren't the same scientists who think their parrot has a sense of humor.


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Very amusing trailer for Good bye, Lenin!, an offbeat German film about an East German man who can't let his mother know that Communism fell (she was in a coma when it happened). Nominated for many awards.


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Great trailer now online for Taking Lives, a new Warner thriller with Jolie, Kiefer and Ethan Hawke.


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U.S. military 'sure' of catching bin Laden this year. They're going to catch him with their new faster-than-light technology, their perpetual motion machines, and their newly discovered methods to turn lead into gold.


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Tightly controlled Singapore was to allow the controversial French film 'Irreversible' to open on Thursday without censors' cuts.. Irreversible has a brutal ten minute anal rape filmed in real time. In past years, the censors in Singapore cut the innocent nude scene from Titanic!


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The Daily Show looks at the New Hampshire results in detail.


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ieSpell - Spell Checker add-on for Internet Explorer


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Pudge, Tigers reportedly close to agreement. Pudge, genuinely one of the greatest catchers in history, hopes to finish his career with a steady stream of shameful last place finishes.


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How big is Pixar? Big enough to dump Disney. That's pretty goddamned big.


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The trailer is online for Confidences Trop Intimes: "Because she picked the wrong door, Anna ends up confessing her marriage problems to a financial adviser named William Faber. Touched by her distress, somewhat excited as well, Faber does not have the courage to tell her that he is not a psychiatrist. From appointment to appointment, a strange ritual is created between them. William is moved by the young woman and fascinated to hear the secrets that no man ever heard."


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Trailers ar enow online for The Code (La Mentale) - . Drama about guy who comes back from prison and tries to go straight, but is forced back into the criminal life as a matter of honor. Not to be confused with Carlito's Way.


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Belichick backs foe: owns Carolina season tickets.


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NapkinNights - Las Vegas Nightlife Pictures


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Masturbate for Peace - Super Sunday Masturbation Party Planner. If masturbation could end war, Bill Maher would get the Nobel Peace Prize every year.


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This guy is the Rembrandt of Etch-a-sketch, and seems to be another guy who rarely managed to make it until noon with his lunch money. On the average, he spends 60-70 hours making an etch-a-sketch drawing.


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Quiz for the day - Programming Language Inventors or Serial Killers? How many can you guess?


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Great beer commercial from Australia.


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Lopez discusses split - maybe. The Star ran a long interview. Lopez says she never gave an interview. (???)


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Dean goes bust. He's out of money, and his campaign manager is gone.


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Two reviews of the screenplay for Mike Judge's "3001".


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Surfin' Slang for you hodads


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Actress Robin Givens struck and critically injured an 89-year-old pedestrian in a crosswalk, police said Thursday.


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Man evicted for playing Bing Crosby records. Who could blame the landlord?


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Mariah Carey to shun skimpy attire for Indonesian concert


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Here are four more free movies from SPICE UNCENSORED!, the videos they couldn't put on Spice TV.


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Here are four more free movies from Spice TV


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'Vanity Fair' weighs in on Michael Jackson: "Michael Jackson, who is charged with child molestation, allegedly seduced boys by giving them Coke cans filled with white wine he called 'Jesus juice' and red wine he nicknamed 'Jesus blood,' according to an article in the March issue of Vanity Fair. "


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Anyone That Funny Is Entitled to Cry. A tribute to the unique Jack Paar, written by Dick Cavett.


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Bush campaign shifts gears to oppose Kerry


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President Bush, stand-up comedian. (Middle section - "he's a regular cutup")


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Scientist says South Pole Warmer Than his North Dakota home


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A good collection of internet favorites in the audio and video department


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Pam Anderson's breasts to become national landmark(s). Curvy Pamela Anderson's spectacular 36DD breasts could soon be joining the company of Mount Rushmore, Old Faithful and the Alamo. A foundation has formally asked the Interior Department to designate her huge, perky hooters as a national landmark!


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The longtime editor of Weekly World News is dead at 56 , having been killed by Elvis's ghost and then anally probed by space aliens looking for Krispy Kremes.


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TRIVIA: who is the number one female downloaded as a screensaver at screensavers.com? Would you believe Larissa Meek? Trivia question number two: who the hell is Larissa Meek?


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Oprah really rules the book scene. Online bookseller Amazon.com reports that immediately after Winfrey's Book Club selection, Marquez's One Hundred Years of Solitude jumped from No. 3,116 to No. 1. Amazing! This is an obscure, highly literary book written two decades ago in Spanish, which has never cracked the top 150 since its publication.


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President Bush will seek a big increase in the budget of the National Endowment for the Arts. Yup, more spending on inessential projects. That's what we need while we run a mammoth deficit. I thought the Prez was supposed to be an arch-conservative. All of a sudden he's George McGovern?


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Bettany, Connelly Experience 'Pastoral' Life: The duo, along with 'thirteen' actress Evan Rachel Wood, are in discussions to star in 'American Pastoral' for director Phillip Noyce.


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Some interesting and amusing stuff. Screencap City: Episode 1 - The Phantom Screencaps


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JoBlo's movie review of The Big Bounce. Bad news. He says it sucks not because it is incompetent, but because it is safe and boring.


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After Tuesday's Oscar nominations were announced, much chatter has been about whether those types demonstrated their loathing of Miramax Films' Harvey Weinstein in the most painful, noticeable way: by ignoring the studio's Cold Mountain in the best picture category Or it could be that Cold Mountain sucks. Nah, that didn't stop them from nominating The Cider House Rules. This is an extraordinary demonstration of Hollywood's cluelessness - they have to come up with paranoid explanations for why sucky, artificial films were not nominated, because well, suckiness and artificiality should be nominated, dammit!


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The single best tourism video EVER! I have my ticket to Toronto in hand! The Dutch are kind of embarrassed over legalized drugs, but the Canadians take pride in their weed.


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If you are into little symbolic computer icons for your desktop or web sites, you are about to go to icon heaven.


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Weirdness. A nude gallery of the "alive or dead" surrogate woman thingies


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Studios sue Sprague and Caridi in screener case.


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Mike Judge comedy to star Luke Wilson. The premise is similar to Woody Allen's Sleeper, although what Wilson finds in the future will be quite different from Woody's experiences.


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Scarlett Johansson will star in The Black Dahlia, opposite Josh Hartnett and Mark Wahlberg for director Brian De Palma


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BBC chairman Gavyn Davies has resigned in the wake of Lord Hutton's criticisms of the corporation's reports. In his resignation, Davies assured the public that all of BBC's blatant lies and misrpresentation were all made in the cause of jolly fun and well-founded partisanship, and that people should not have assumed that BBC is a legitimate news operation. Lord Hutton also "deplored" the leak of some his papers to the Sun newspaper, most particularly the pictures of topless chicks typing his final draft.


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David Hasselhoff has complained to museum curators after finding his photo absent in a collection of memorabilia about the fall of the Berlin Wall. "In Germany children have brought me thousands of flowers", many of them non-poisonous.


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This is some strange stuff from SomethingAwful.com"


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