Saturday, January 31, 2004

JAMES BROWN TO RUN DEAN CAMPAIGN. Mr. Dean told reporters that the campaign under Mr. Brown’s management would become “lean and mean,” to which Mr. Brown added, “like a sex machine.”


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Lego porn. What else is there to say?


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Dreamzotic Movie Trailers - 10 Pages of Free Trailers from XXX Big Breast Movies


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A northern New York man is accused of exposing himself repeatedly to the Amish. And then, when he's alone in his room, you hear the churnin' in there, but you don't see no butter. "Authorities say Thomas likely targeted the Amish because they don't have telephones and couldn't immediately report the incidents." Hey, that was some good thinkin'! Don't let anyone in Hollywood read that sentence, or we'll have two dozen Amish-related crime thrillers next year.


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The New York Times takes a long look at Colin Powell's Case to the U.N., as evaluated a year later, with hard evidence. Turns out we didn't know jack, which isn't so bad in itself, except that we claimed we did.


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Glorious Noise - That "Freebird" Joke Isn't Funny Anymore


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Kansas Court Backs Harsher Sodomy Sentence for Gays. Judge Henry W. Green Jr. wrote in the 2-1 decision that legislators could justify differing penalties for homosexual versus heterosexual sodomy in an attempt to "encourage and preserve the traditional sexual mores of society."


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ESPN reviews the Big Game tomorrow. I'm speaking of the Lingerie Bowl, what else?


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A San Francisco legislator has introduced a resolution that urges public building officials to accommodate feng shui, the ancient Chinese art of designing structures and arranging objects to create harmonious energy flow. He also reminded the legislature that Tinker Bell will disappear if you stop believing in her.


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The Director that Time Forgot - The Films and Career of Hal Ashby


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Military budget plan accidentally ends up on Internet: "Flubbing Pentagon efforts to maintain strict secrecy, someone accidentally posted next year's military budget plan on the Internet. "


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The Memory Hole > The Bush-Hitler Ads Removed by MoveOn.org


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Dude - John Kerry is Screech.


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Alex Trebek's experience with Extreme Sports! He took his pick-up truck airborne for nearly 40 feet. Of course he was asleep at the time.


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One Amazon.com visitor has assembled a list called "So you'd like to... see all the nipples that amazon has to offer", which speaks for itself.


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Some stills and a 15 second teaser for Starship Troopers 2, which will premiere on STARZ!


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Here's a trailer and several clips from Catch That Kid , a PG film about a gang of kids who have to rob a bank to save an ailing dad. They were just going to go to Walgreens and get his medicine, but then they remembered they were in a movie, so they had to rob Fort Knox, defeat terrorism, and free some Willies first.


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Pensioner told she's too old to buy a jigsaw puzzle. I haven't done one since I was a kid, but they must be cutting those puzzles with much sharper edges than I remember.


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Mystery Act to Perform at Super Bowl. Please, God, let it be David Hasselhoff singing "Hooked on a Feeling". Ooga-chucka, ooga-ooga-ooga-chucka. Or maybe Shatner singing Mr. Tambourine man. How cool would that be? Mr Tambourine Man. MR TAMBOURINE MAN!!!!


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