Monday, February 02, 2004

Why were Betty and Veronica captivated? Archie Had A Huge Cock


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Enough is enough, says Greg Norman. Let the women play on their golf tour and stay away from men's events. Because, you know, they might fold up under pressure in the final round of a major, like little girly men.


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Bobby Knight tosses the salad.


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EARL DITTMAN EXPOSED Film Criticism's Greatest Shame


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Avert Your Eyes! - High-definition porn has arrived. That's bad news for HDTV.


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There are now several clips and trailers online for Hidalgo


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The high quality trailer for The Alamo is now online.


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BUSH ACCUSES SADDAM OF TELLING TRUTH. “After years of lying about his weapons, Saddam Hussein willfully decided to tell the truth about them,” Mr. Bush said. “His treachery knows no bounds.”


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Howard Dean dismissed as 'silly' a government inquiry into whether indecency rules were broken during the broadcast of the Super Bowl halftime show when pop diva Janet Jackson's bodice was ripped to expose her right breast."


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Wikipedia - the free online Encyclopedia project - has now passed 200,000 articles.


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Janet didn't show Bush. He fell asleep during the first half.


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The Top 11 S/F Movie Gadgets


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FANTASY: if Justin had managed to snag both


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Janet apologizes, says Super Bowl stunt went too far. She says that MTV and CBS were NOT in on it, and that she made the decision after final dress rehearsal. She did not mention whether Timberwolf was aware of exactly what he'd expose.


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Slow day at work? Learn to do Tricks with your Pen.


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Super Bowl Commercials atSuperBowl-Ads.com - all the ads since 1998


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Kerry leads Bush in new poll, 53 to 46 head-to-head. Of course, at this moment, Bush also loses 53-46 when matched head-to-head against a pop-up toaster.


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Gorbachev to Trademark His Forehead. This is not a satire site. It is a legitimate headline.


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The trailer and five clips from The Girl Next Door. Innocent "girl next door" is a former porn star.


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The Honky Tonk Man Website - "Greatest Intercontinental Champion"... takes on Vince McMahon


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The Bill O'Reilly Iraq WMD Apology Countdown Clock


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At least seven U.S. congressmen are boot-licking zombies controlled by Haiti's supersecret AIH intelligence agency (Weekly World News)


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FilmJerk.com - The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past: "The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past was set to begin principal photography with Ben Affleck in the lead role and Betty Thomas behind the camera before Disney suddenly and unexpectedly shut the film down. Rumor had it that the bad press from Affleck's stinker Gigli was the cause. Disney, red-faced, immediately denied the charge and set Affleck up with another film. So why did Ghosts get so close to only fall apart at the last minute? I think I know: because the script is an abomination."


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FilmJerk.com's Early Report for February 2


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Selma Blair and Ahmet Zappa capped their six-month whirlwind romance with a wedding last week.


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FCC to investigate Super Bowl breast-baring. The best comment so far: Timberwolf's comments that it was a wardrobe malfunction. Right. Janet didn't expect that giant nipple-pinching contraption to be exposed. She was just wearing it under her clothing for the sheer comfort of it.


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It took some convincing before police would respond to reports of a camel on a Swedish road in the middle of a snowstorm.


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Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has become governor, Gray Davis has taken up ... acting. "I'll be hack". I already have my tickets for "Grey Davis's Othello". Ok, in that case it would be, "I'll be black". Chris Klein is tentatively on board as Iago. Hey, he's trying to overcome typecasting. As for Davis, he pointed out that this was nothing new, since before becoming a politician, he was known for years as character actor Clu Gulager


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Lots of online clips from Adam Sandler's 50 First Dates. (His girlfriend - Drew Barrymore - has that same memory disease from Memento, and can't remember anything that happened on previous days.)


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JoBlo interviews Kurt Russell about Miracle. (Disney film about the American hockey team defeating the Soviets at Lake Placid.)


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Harvey Weinstein, head of Miramax, doesn't really want to be a studio exec churning out phony-baloney films and bullying Oscar voters. Instead, his real dream is to DIRECT phony-baloney films and bully Oscar voters. Unfortunately, that may not be covered by his contract with Satan.


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Dark Horizons summarizes the Trades for Monday, February 2nd


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Here's a trailer and a clip from Danny the Dog, a strange film written by Luc Besson of "Leon" fame.


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A Jan. 28 story on MTV's Web site promised 'shocking moments' during her performance in Houston, and her choreographer made similar comments in a recent interview.


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Hairy little rat calls for six more weeks of winter. The 'hog was booed by the Pennsylvanians. Of course, these are the same people who boo the kids who don't find any Easter Eggs. Talk about celebrity nudity. This story includes plenty of pictures of Phil in the buff.


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Complete ranking of the popularity of all Super Bowl ads. Bud Light wins the Ad Bowl, Mike Ditka's soft Dicka finishes last.


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Here are four more free videos from Playboy's Twins & Sisters!


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Quote of the day from writer Wayne Davis, "TALKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S HALFTIME SHOW, HE SAYS "EVEN JANET'S BROTHER MICHAEL WAS OFFENDED. HE SENT CBS AN E-MAIL SAYING IT WAS 'INAPPROPRIATE VIEWING' FOR THE 12-YEAR-OLD BOY HE WAS IN BED WITH"


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CBS sorry for Jackson's breast in show. They claim that it was NOT approved in advance, and swore that MTV would not produce another show for them. Unless you thought it was cool. Then it was their idea.


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