Thursday, February 05, 2004

Here are four more free sample videos from SPICE UNCENSORED! - the videos too naughty for Spice TV.


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Here are four more free videos from SPICE TV RAW!


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Snowboarder hurt during stunt for Letterman


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Lapdance club boots out drunken John Hurt.


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The Berlin film festival kicks off - will feature 400 films screened over 11 days.


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Sharpen your pissing skills. If you're someplace where the sound matters, set phasers on "mute". This sucker has a loud bass line.


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OK, I've heard of the Dirty Sanchez and the Cleveland Steamer, but the Pink Sock is a new one to me.


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COMEDY CENTRAL measures the Vegas reaction to the Mouseketeer wedding


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The Daily Show: everyone declares victory, even Kucinich.


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One of Beretta's lawyers takes a hike.


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The trailers are now online for Soul Plane. "A black man humiliated by the crew on an airplane gets a huge financial settlement and founds his own airline--flying out of the new Terminal X in L.A. On this airship, the flight attendants are sexpots, Snoop Dogg provides the tunes and the passengers are gittin' jiggy."


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The first trailers are up for Around the World in 80 Days, the Disney remake starring Jackie Chan and Steve Coogan - also featuring The Governator.


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There is now a clip online from The United States of Leland : "15-year-old Leland murders an autistic child and claims that he committed the act out of sadness. The boy is sent to a juvenile facility, where a male teacher named Pearl must unravel the mystery behind Leland's murderous act and sadness while dealing with how the tragic killing affects the families of both the victim and the perpetrator."


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Check out The Rock with a fro in scenes from Be Cool. (Sequel to Get Shorty)


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Nathaniel Hawthorne swiped a lot of material. Can you imagine how lame that guy was? He stole other guys' ideas and the best thing he could come up with was The Scarlet Letter. Talk about petty theft. He was like his generation's version of a convenience store robber.


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Tom Green says he's not dating Farrah Fawcett. Of course not. For one thing, she's not a horse, and for another, she doesn't have a penis.


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PortaViewer HotLists Lists From Pool.com These guys keep track of expired domains, if you are looking for something.


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THE ASTOUNDING B MONSTER "The internet's coolest cult-movie resource"


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OxymoronList.com - claims to be the longest list of oxymorons.


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The Slip-Up Archive: Movie and TV Bloopers and Mistakes and More


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Judge rules Clarett eligible for NFL draft. Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett was ruled eligible for the NFL draft Thursday by a federal judge who concluded that the league's rule violates antitrust laws.


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Frank Darabont's script for INDIANA JONES 4 has been discarded by producer and scriptwriting genius George Lucas. Needs more cowbell. I gotta have more cowbell. And some Jar-Jar.


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Texas woman strikes oil in her house. Her toilet is acting as the oil well.


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Charisma Carpenter would like to be Wonder Woman.


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The inventor of 'CtrlAltDelete' - retires. "I may have invented it, but Bill Gates made it famous"


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Arena Football Cheerleaders - The Carolina Cobras - Snake Charmers


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Scalia Was Cheney's Guest; Ethics Concern Grows "If the vice president is the source of generosity, it means Scalia is accepting a gift of some value from a litigant in a case before him," said New York University law professor Stephen Gillers. "These are not the droids you are looking for", said Darth Cheney.


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Minghella rejected U.S. criticism for making the film about a sacred piece of American history in Romania. . What they don't understand is that this film is actually about the little-known Romanian civil war, in which the Southern Vampires and Gymnasts fought to maintain their independent way of life. Of course, the Southern Romanian Vampires were pretty much like the Northern Dark Ones except that instead of tuxedos they wore those Colonel Sanders suits. Slavery wasn't an issue. Vampires have to have slaves.


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Here's the trailer for Bon Voyage. Warnings: (1) contains Gerard Depardieu with slicked-down hair (2) contains Peter Coyote speaking French (3) is entirely in French without sub-titles. The official summary: "In June 1940, as politicians, journalists, society figures, demi-mondaines and spies from all sides all meet up at the Hotel Splendide in Bordeaux, a young man has to choose between a famous actress and an impassioned student, between politicians and hoodlums, between insouciance and adulthood." It appears to be a slapstick farce with some serious underlying points. The Pianist meets Police Squad. Hey, it's French, what can I say? If they had made Gilligan's Island, the show would have had just as much tripping and head-bopping, but also would have had horrifying dream sequences probing deep into Gilligan's psyche.


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Here's the trailer for Beauty Shop, which is basically Barbershop 3, spinning Barbershop 2's Queen Latifah character off into a separate business. Get your tickets now. Lines are already forming for this sucker. The offshore bookies are already taking bets on how many times the characters will use "girl" or "girlfriend" as forms of direct address.


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Here's the first look at the trailer for Raising Helen, the latest lame Kate Hudson movie. This one is about a swinging career woman who ends up with custody of three small kids. Contain your excitement. It features an appearance by Paris Hilton. Fully dressed, presumably (PG-13).


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William Safire calls the underworld, asks Tricky Dick about the primaries.


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Leonardo Da Vinci's family had only one word for him at his graduation party: "Plastics"


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'Rings' Rules Over Empire Film Awards. "Pirates of the Caribbean" star and Oscar nominee Johnny Depp was named best actor, while "Kill Bill" actress Uma Thurman picked up the best actress gong.


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Remember that story about how Spalding Gray was missing? No, you don't. And you didn't care at the time. Well, neither did anyone else.


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A record $81.2 million was wagered on Super Bowl XXXVIII, and the state's 152 sports books won a record $12.4 million, according to numbers released Wednesday by the Nevada Gaming Control Board. "


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Nicole Kidman has made a pay-or-play deal to star with Will Ferrell in Bewitched for Columbia Pictures. Nora Ephron will direct from her own script based on the classic TV series about a mortal man married to a fetching witch."


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Kurt Warner sucks now because he reads the bible. "Coach. I'm Goliath. I'm not supposed to win against David."


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I swear I didn't make up one word of this: Ohio livestock exhibitors accused of putting toupees on their cows.


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Sam Rockwell cast as Zaphod Beeblebrox. Great choice. The talented Rockwell is the star of CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND and played Guy the security guy in GALAXY QUEST


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Forget Bennifer and Pittiston and Demiton. HERE is the true celebrity power couple 57 year old ditz Farrah Fawcett, and 32 year old goofball Tom Green. As you might imagine, Farrah's children are not thrilled with having Tom Green as a stepdad.


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Spaz Out New York finds "the kookiest Christian websites"


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Urban Legends Reference Pages: Hubble photographs The Eye of God.


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Dean says he will exit race if he does not win Wisconsin


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Oh, brother, here we go! NBC Excises 'ER' Breast Scene. Days after Janet Jackson (news) shocked the nation by baring her breast during the Super Bowl, NBC has agreed to edit out a brief shot of an 80-year-old woman's breast from Thursday night's episode of medical drama "ER"


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The trailer is now online for The Return, a serious Russian drama.


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Cory Doctorow makes his novel, Eastern Standard Tribe, available for free.


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Thousands of Bulgarian boys skipped school this week to audition for a part in the next Harry Potter film.


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Former Sex Pistol walks out of reality show, brings anarchy to British television. It seems that he quit when the producers told him to watch his language after he said "fucking cunts" on live TV. He will work next as a speechwriter for John Kerry.


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Four more free vids from Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!


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