Monday, February 09, 2004

Here are four more free videos from Playboy's Cheerleaders & College Girls!


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You knew these two had to get together sooner or later: Courtney Love and Paris Hilton.


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Worldwide box office: Return of the King is now sitting at just about a billion dollars in worldwide gross - and it hasn't opened in Japan yet! That makes it #5 of all time so far. The Two Towers is #3.


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Weekly World News: Woman suddenly able to speak Chinese after eating Chinese food. Similar thing happened to me. Ate some Canadian food, then suddenly started to act polite.


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'Tupperware!' the Movie I have only one word for you, Benjamin - Plastics!


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Now Terror's at Sea. Open Water created a lot of buzz at Sundance '04 Here's an article and a film clip.


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Tittygate fallout: MTV consigns racy videos exclusively to late-night rotation.


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Here are five new clips from Welcome to Mooseport


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Great cigar commercial from some country that still allows them.


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Want to be a spy? Uncover top secret classified documents? Put away the trenchcoat, the luger, and the night vision glasses and just use Google.


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Dean now says he will stay in the race even if he loses in Wisconsin, as he originally promised in the "I have a scream" speech. Or maybe he won't. 'Tis a mystery.


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The extra scenes you'll see on the Return of the King DVD.


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Mens Journal picks The 25 Toughest Guys in America. #1, interestingly enough, is Justin "Oh, boo-hoo, I'm so sorry" Timberlake. No, just kidding. It's Ethan Hawke. OK, maybe not. You just better see for yourself. Be sure to see who is #25.


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Dedication Ceremony for the George Bush Center for Intelligence. Because nothing conveys "intelligence" more powerfully than the words "George Bush". I'll bet you think it's a satire site, or that I made that up, but it is all completely legit.


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New Hellboy poster offered to the public.


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The Photoshop wizards at FreakingNews.com weigh in on more RIAA ads directed at illegal music downloaders.


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Here's the trailer for The Green Butchers, a Danish film about ... well, about butchers. I swear this is a real quote from the publicity package: "After dismal beginnings, an unfortunate accident happens which coincides with a large order of meat." Jeez, I can't wait. I wish that was already playing. I wonder if I can get them to send me my own advance print. Maybe if I make a really big order of sausages.


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The Confessions of Chairman Pooh, in which all reactionaries are shown to be paper Tiggers.


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Over the past two years. Many people have sent me pictures purporting to be Elin Nordegren, the beautiful woman who is to marry Tiger Woods. For the record, Miss Nordegren and Tiger both say that she has never posed naked. To the best of my knowledge, this is true. The pictures circulating around the internet (see the link) are of the similarly beautiful Kim Hiott. As far as I know, Kim is not planning to marry any famous golfers, although she probably has helped many to straighten out their one iron.


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New York flips over gay penguins in Central Park. Penguins are gay? No wonder they always look so well dressed.


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Joan Collins says fifth time's a charm for marriage. Her husband is 37, and she is ... um ... 70 ... yeah, 70, that's the ticket.


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Diana Ross is going to jail.


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This site went through 514 year end film summaries and concluded that Lost in Translation appeared on the most Top 10 lists. Very handy reference site. Other facts:
  • 237 critics did not think that Return of the King was one of the top ten films of the year (!!)
  • 92 critics picked ROTK as number one, far more than any other film (second was 53 for Lost in Translation)
  • The top three were nominated for Oscars, but numbers four and five were not (American Splendor and Finding Nemo).
  • Seabiscuit, which was nominated, placed 16th.


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An attorney has launched a campaign to stop c-stores from selling small glass tubes containing plastic roses. He claims the tubes are crack pipes in disguise. He also wants to prevent them from selling Slurpees and their dreaded oriental throwing straws.


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White House for KIDS!!! Totally kewl stuff for patriotic youth. "Are Your Mommy & Daddy Liberal America Haters? President Bush needs your help to find out! So be an Eagle Eyes snitch - and get rich!"


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The stuff Guinness rarely mentions. World Sexual Records.


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British teenagers using potato chip bags as condoms, often after removing the crisps. "Jimmy, what is that crunching noise in there? Are you eating in your room again?""


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Arrow in the Head reviews Ginger Snaps 2. "Should’ve called this one Ginger Snoozes!"


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Some Official "Batman" Details - and a 150 million dollar budget.


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The Farrelly Brothers want Russell Crowe to play Moe in their Three Stooges film.


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Li'l G n'R. First ever Guns 'n' Roses Kids Tribute Band. "Really...I'm not a stage Dad, pushing my little kid's band".


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STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION. An excerpt from a Mormon missionary guide, circa 1970.


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"In the most conclusive evidence of a Supreme Being ever discovered, a Google search of God has proved once and for all that He exists, theologians agreed today." Google returns 60 million hits for "god". Satan gets only three million, compared to three and a half for Paris Hilton.


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The private residences of the presidential candidates. I found this fascinating. Some of the guys, like Dean, Edwards, Sharpton, and Clark live in typical middle class suburbia, albeit more comfortably than most of us, in homes ranging from $200,000-$900,000. Kerry lives in an urban 10000 square foot townhouse with an elevator, worth seven million dollars. And ol' Dennis Kucinich? If he claims to be a man of the people, he's not kidding. He lives in an old working class area of Cleveland. His house is assessed at $26,000.


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Weird Movie Trivia: Warped Tales from the Bottom of the Barrel


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Mozilla Firebird is renamed Firefox, upgraded and released today in version 0.8.


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Prisoner escapes using toilet-paper gun: " ... escaped from a hospital after using toilet paper to make a fake gun."


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The Tampa Bay Storm Cheerleaders. Some of their insightful bio info:
  • Yvonne Payton lists her future goal as: nothing.

  • Jill Pruden lists her special talents as: tumbling.

  • What does Alison Dobbs hope to gain by being a cheerleader: nothing.

  • Vaneeda Trukowski lists "something special about her": she was in the 1999 February issue of Playboy!


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PROJECT GREENLIGHT 3 is looking for a horror or thriller screenplay and director Get your script out of that drawer.


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Original Star Wars Trilogy to DVD?: "We've received information from a reliable source that an official announcement regarding the much rumored Trilogy DVD is expected soon"


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EA and Marvel to partner on superheroes. Marvel characters to appear in EA games, and newly created EA super heroes to appear in comic books.


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RealityShows.com -everything there is to know about reality shows.


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Return with me to those days of yesteryear. It was August 2002, a simpler, more innocent time, and the Star Tabloid ran this story:Timberlake says Janet Jackson used me for sex


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Which toys will your children demand next Christmas?


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The Celestine Prophecy has financing and is now looking to cast its lead actors.


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GALLUP: Bush Deficit in Horse Race Unusual for Incumbents. President Bush trails John Kerry 53-46 head to head. No standing president has ever trailed a challenger by more than two points at this stage. Only one president ever trailed at all. (Gerald Ford by two points in 1976)


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The Pro Bowl ends up being a tight defensive struggle, 55-52.


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