Thursday, February 12, 2004

Congress gets tough with TV "indecency". Because when it comes to enforcing high standards, nobody is more moral than the U.S, Congress.


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Most Americans believe that President Bush either lied or deliberately exaggerated evidence that Iraq possessed weapons of mass destruction in order to justify war, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll. The same poll shows that the President is at the lowest approval rate of his presidency on February 11, and trails Kerry 51-43 head to head. (Poll taken before any of the Kerry infidelity rumors circulated)


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Independent analyst concludes that the NHL's finances are skating on very thin ice. A lockout is expected September 15th. Some pessimists are saying that the league may just fold and start over again.


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Kiefer Sutherland in a Bar Brawl


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Mark Miremont's MODERN PINUPS are both sexy and arty.


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Shandi Sullivan, the gawky finalist on 'America's Next Top Model', was arrested in May 2001, and charged with burglarizing a Kansas City candy store called Mr. Bulky's. The Smoking Gun has the goods.


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Trust Fund Girls is the site that has the complete 37 minute Paris Hilton video. It is pricey. 50 bucks gets you 5 days of access, not permanent rights, and you can watch it no more than five times. The video is completely legit. I paid my fifty bucks and watched it. It is certainly Paris and Rick. It finishes with a five to seven minute BJ, in good natural light (not night-vision), with Paris's breasts in the shot the entire time. The grand finale is a money shot on her chest. These two would make excellent porn stars. Rick has a big one which stays hard constantly, and Paris is a champion sword swallower.


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How to speak Dubya. The Solecisms of George W. Bush, President of the United States


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Paris Hilton's FHM layout. Bikinis and almost-nudes.


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A man attacked by a shark while snorkeling had to swim back to shore, walk to his car, and then drive to a surf club for help -- with the shark still attached to his leg.


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According to some sources who appear to be insane, Israeli police have come up with plans to place bags of pig fat on buses in a bid to deter Palestinian militants from carrying out suicide attacks. If it doesn't repel Moslems, it should at least get quite a few tourists from Alabama.


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JoBlo.com talks to the director of Club Dread.


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Courtney Love makes disjointed, lunatic call to Howard Stern to deny that she's a disjointed lunatic.


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Woo-hoo! The trailer is finally up for Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights. In the immortal word(s) of Marv Albert ...... "yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!"


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Colin Powell goes ballistic at hearing, scolds the crowd! The normally even-tempered Secretary of State did a whole "second rate English teacher who can't control his class" thing, saying, "are you shaking your head for something, young man, back there?"


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A former senior aide of Saddam Hussein claims the dictator was probably high on drugs when he decided to invade Kuwait in 1990. "Dude, I ordered what? Whoa. I thought I was calling Domino's" Well, that explains not only the invasion, but also the black light posters, the lava lamps, the late night snacking, and why he had Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love on speed dial.


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Joyce's 'Ulysses' - brilliant use of language or incomprehensible gibberish. Actually, Ulysses is not that hard a read if you are into serious literary books. But Finnegan's Wake - now that's incomprehensible gibberish! The interest in Joyce is building because Ulysses is set in June, 1904, so the centenary approaches.


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The Harvard H-Bomb is not porn. To clarify, it will be a magazine about sex and sexual issues with pictures of naked college students. Not porn. Nosireebob.


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Drudge says: Dean reversed his decision to drop out of the race after Wisconsin because of impending Kerry sex scandal


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Barbie and Ken 'Split' After 43 Years. Ken's just been all crazy with the Porsche and the bling-bling and the comb-over, and Barbie told him to work out that mid-life thing on his own.


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This video I want to see. Oprah doing tequila shots at Travolta's birthday party


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Jacko doesn't have jack. He's out of spondulicks, and short of jack. Oh!


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If you older guys really miss Space Invaders, play it online.


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Want To Be a Monty Python? Open casting begins for a movie about the six comic lunatics when they were young.


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Paris Hilton's sex tape: the director's cut.


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Saddam Hussein planned to destroy America by luring every man, woman and child onto the Atkins Diet.


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A gazillion naked pictures of Italy's MANUELA ARCURI


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Here is the teaser trailer for Beauty Shop.


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Four more free videos from Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!


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Liam Neeson will play a villain in the new Batman movie.


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Halle Berry, who wraps production on Catwoman next week, will join Rosie Perez, Liev Schreiber and Jeffrey Wright in Lackawanna Blues.


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