Monday, February 16, 2004

If you are interested in celebrity nudity, you must familiarize yourself with The Case Files of the Fake Detective


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Diamond star thrills astronomers


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The Cinema and full-frontal male nudity.


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About everything there is to know about Battle of Hastings, 1066, the defining moment in the history of Briton.


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The Lord of The Rings- The journey is about as good a four minutes of cinema as you will ever see in one place.


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Janet Jackson and her Satanic cult. I think this site is satirical, but who can tell in this post-ironic world?


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FUN STUFF: Here's that swingin' hepcat, John Kerry, playin' a rockin' bass guitar for the Electras in 1961.


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A scientifically accurate map of the internet.


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Oops! Turns out the Sun's story wasn't quite right. Never mind. When the "Kerry girl" did "tell all", it turned out there was nothing to tell. Her parents also said they admire Kerry and will vote for him.


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SPORTSbyBROOKS says: GOLFWEEK has a sneak of the next big Tiger Woods TV commercial, featuring Woods 'doing a perfect imitation of Bill Murray's Carl Spackler character in 'Caddyshack.''


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Lyrics.com - get the lyrics to your favorite songs.


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Cheerleader Update: The Pro Bowl cheerleaders.


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Voter here for FHM's 100 Sexiest Women of 2004.


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Playboy.com partners up with Suicide Girls.


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FallonFey.com has updated their section on "Jokes that Weekend Update cut after dress rehearsal"


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FallonFey.com - has now posted the Weekend Update from the Drew Barrymore show from Saturday night, 2-14-04. Tina Fey gets the quote of the day, "Because of friction between the U.S. and Brazil, it was announced that a float at this year's Carnivale will be a 12-foot sculpture of Uncle Sam with his pants down and his genitals in plain sight -- or as Bill Clinton calls it, business casual."


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A-Rod is a Yankee. Selig approves A-Rod deal to Yankees for Soriano and a player to be named later. Soriano must be thrilled, eh? Despite receiving no further benefit from his services, the Rangers will continue to pay A-Rod another $67 million dollars over the next 22 years. By the end of the deal, they will have paid A-Rod a total of $140 million dollars to play on three last place teams. His services will have cost them $47 million per year. Oh, those slick Texas businessmen! Oh, yeah, and Soriano becomes a free agent after the 2005 season, so they'll probably lose him as well, given their likely next two last place finishes. Let's hope the "player to be named later" has supernatural powers. The good news? The Rangers are only two pitchers away from contention. The bad news? Those pitchers are Christy Mathewson and God. And even with Christy and God in the rotation, it ain't a sure thing. You figure Christy would go 30-10 and God 40-0, but the other three Rangers starters would still have to win 25-30 to take the division. Hell, they might not even win enough to edge the Red Sox for the Wild Card.


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MSN to ban pop-ups and pop-unders on global sites. It's about damned time. Now if they'd just build MSIE so that it didn't support the mofos in the first place, I might love them.


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ColorMatch Remix, VERY useful site of you do any web page design or photo editing. Use three sliders to create a precise color, and it gives you the value in RGB hex and RGB decimal values. It also gives you many colors that can work in the same pallette, pre-defined themes, export controls, etc.


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Vibrator that connects to a USB port, and is controlled by ... um ... keystrokes.


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The 101 dumbest business decisions of 2003.


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Ultimate Secure Home located in Durango Colorado. Hurry up and act now before Dick Cheney sweeps this up.


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Birthday praise for N. Korea's Kim: North Korean publications describe Kim Jong Il as a Renaissance man who has flown fighter aircraft, written operas, and managed to shoot 11 holes-in-one in his first try at golf.
  • It sure takes him a long time to play, however, because he has to walk up and see how every green breaks before he tees off. Of course, when other North Koreans play behind him they are not likely to tell him to speed up play.
  • I want to know how he fucked up the other seven holes. Must have been a strong wind that day.
  • If North Korea ever falls, those writers have a career lined up at Weekly World News.


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SimilarMinds.com > Free Personality Tests and Community Take personality tests, then find people with similar or compatible scores. I tried to get involved, but the only person with a similar personality was Kim Jong Il, and he's too busy to answer my e-mails, what with the birthday celebrations and all.


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Peter Andre has been given an award for his outstandingly bad contribution to music.


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The Hobbit Teaser Trailer 2006 is now online. Note - this is NOT the real deal. It is a spectacular hoax concocted with footage from Fellowship of the Ring and Dragonslayer. But it's still cool.


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David Bowie says his worst-ever vice was the crap music he turned out in the mid-80s, except of course, for the music he turned out before and after that, oh, and his acting career.


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Adventures in filmmaking hell with Elizabeth Hurley.


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Here's the latest available edition of the salacious internet gossip site, The A List.


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Donald Trump in a feud with a former Penthouse Pet about whether they ever dated. The Donald is trying to explain away why there are pictures of them together! Trump also says she is just not his taste, even though she's a dead ringer for his ex-wife Ivana at that age, and also resembles his ex-wife Marla.


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This is the model whom Donald Trump may or may not have dated, your opinion hinging on whether you are capable of rational thought.


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The good news? Europe's most powerful computer has been turned on. The bad news? It's a Commodore 64.


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A GOLFER born a man will create a world first by playing in Australia's women's open next month. She has a significant handicap. Two lost balls will cost her four strokes.


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Weekly World News says: Princeton archaeologists have found Middle Earth in New Jersey. "Hey, Sauron, ya wancher fuckin' ring? I got yer ring right here (grabs crotch)."


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GALLUP now shows a sudden reversal in the policy concerns of the American public. Unemployment returns to #1 status as the most important issue with the American public.


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Forget about the real presidential election. The really important question is "Who was the best movie president?"


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One week into production on the Will Ferrell soccer comedy Kicking & Screaming, Universal is switching directors. Jesse Dylan, who helmed the studio's American Wedding, will take over for Marco Schnabel.


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Whoa. Check out this picture of Beyonce at the NBA All-Star Game. Stay tuned. There have to be some better ones. No way that kept her covered 100% of the time.


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