Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Our favorite Mouseketeer shows her purple thong


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Weekly World News says: flabbergasted homeowners in seven states have awakened mornings to find their front yards covered with hundreds of cheap plastic pink flamingos -- and nobody knows who put them there."


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Broadway By the Year samples The Musicals of 1926: "A ducat for 'Broadway By the Year,' now in its fourth season, has become the proverbial hot ticket. A capacity Town Hall aud enthusiastically welcomed wunderkind writer-producer Scott Siegel, who turned back the pages to 1926, when Calvin Coolidge was president and 40 new musicals opened on Broadway."


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"Taking the pill encourages women to have relationships with inappropriate men." Being an inappropriate man, I salute this miraculous tablet.


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JoBlo has new Kill Bill 2 pics


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The Z Review: Julia Roberts and Clive Owen filming some scenes for Mike Nichols's new movie Closer.


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In Polls, both Kerry and Edwards are leading President Bush. The President, however, is still holding on to a 50-49 lead in a theoretical head-to-head race against Sauron.


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Matt Drudge vs The West Wing


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Dean says he is winning in a parallel universe. Apparently, he had to stay in the race here on Earth 1, as he calls it, in order to avoid disturbing the time-space continuum. This means he's still in it. “As my margins of victory on Earth II approach 100% and my vote tallies on Earth I dwindle to zero, there will be a crack in time and space and the two worlds will converge”


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Trisexual comedian Andy Dick goes wild on the row


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URL says it all: Heartless-Bitches.com


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Cloning breaks all Ten Commandments. And a mere nerdy DNA scientist joins Colin Farrell in the "All Ten" club. Dick Nixon is now regretting the fact that he honored his mother, dropping him to third place all-time, at 9 1/2 commandments. Satan is currently making a graven image, hoping to climb back into the top three.


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The Naked Women's Wrestling League comes to Pay Per View in April 2004. Find their home page at nwwl.com


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He's a high school freshman. He's 6'6". He scores 44 points in a 32 minute game, as his Cincinnati prep school basketball team goes to 18-0.


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Arena Football Cheerleaders: The Chicago Rush's Adreneline Rush Dancers.


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Vida Guerra's home page. A bum-lover's delight.


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"We Hate The WNBA"


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Can "brain fingerprints" determine whether you are guilty? That certainly would be the case if your fingerprints are found on a murdered man's brain.


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Sex and the City: the movie??


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Now online: sneak peeks at The Day after Tomorrow.


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Gov. Perry (Texas) Sex Scandal Brewing? The unsubstantiated internet gossip is that the governor's wife is leaving him because she caught him smoking the White Owl with another dude. No mainstream news source has picked it up.


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Heather Mitts crowned "Hottest Female Athlete of 2004".


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Another classic Bushism! "I am troubled by activist judges who are defining marriage. I strongly believe marriage should be defined." I guess he is trying to say that marriage should be precisely defined by law and not by judicial interpretation. Either that, or he's saying that marriage should be defined, but only if he gets to write the definition. Maybe he should write that definition. Then he would know the definition of at least one polysyllabic word.


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Vinnie Barbarino turns 50, and Mr Kotter returns to stand-up comedy, albeit sitting down.


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Silent Bob will write and direct the Green Hornet movie.


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Coming Soon has posted the new international trailer for Troy


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Two new clips from Robot Stories.


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Dean abandons quixotic bid for White House. He knew it was over when Nader decided to run, thus siphoning off Dean's much-needed support from the insane bloc.


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The distinguished Dr. Hunter S Thompson says the President may be lying - about falling asleep before the Super Bowl halftime : "Was he drunk? Does he fear the sight of an uncovered nipple? Was he lying? Does he believe in his heart that there are more evangelical Christians in this country than football fans and sex-crazed yoyos with unstable minds?"


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Guinness World Records - longest ear hair. As a dad, I can relate to how his parents now feel - the heartbreak and struggle of raising him was worth it.


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Mr Myagi hauls out the wax one more time: Donald Rumsfield to star in The Karate Geezer


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Supermodel Naomi takes privacy case to Britain's law lords. So far, in her case against the Mirror, Naomi has been awarded nothing, and has been forced to pay about a half million dollars - the newspaper's legal costs - in addition to paying her own lawyers.


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Is Bill Bennett in the grip of an imminent dominatrix scandal? Given that it's political season, you can bet that (a) the accusation will be made, and (b) it will turn out to be baseless.


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"You're soaking in it". Madge, the manicurist who used dishwashing detergent as pre-soak, dies at 86.


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Kerry wins Wisconsin as expected, but with a smaller margin than anticipated. Edwards stays alive. As for Dean, he can call in the hounds and piss on the fire, cuz the hunt is over.


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The latest working links for the Paris Hilton sex tape (in multi parts)


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The Atlanta Journal-Constitution is reporting that Greg Maddux will sign a contract to pitch for the Chicago Cubs, not the Yankees, and will report for work with the rest of the Cubs' pitchers and catchers on Wednesday morning.


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King Henry VIII was a soccer player. In fact, he the only goalie in history who was never scored upon. Soccer experts attribute that to
  • the deference show him as king because of his penchant to behead those who displeased him, and/or
  • the fact that his body size was greater than the size of the total goal area.


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It's time to play Death to Celebrity Couples


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Reality shows account for 11 of the top 20 TV shows.


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Barry Bonds's personal trainer admitted to distributing steroids to various (mostly unnamed) athletes, but says he has now stopped. In other news, Bonds reported to Spring Training weighing 135. Bonds was not mentioned by name in the public documents, but Gary Sheffield was.


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Conan O'Brien Issues a hilarious 'Apology' to Quebec. (Much funnier than the original material he got in trouble for.)


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Hollywood is buzzing that Clooney has offered Mike Tyson the Mr T role in the A-Team movie. How could they offer this to anyone but Ving Rheames? The Vinger was born for this moment. I suppose Clooney's pal Brad Pitt will get offered "Face", but likely turn it down. Jim Carrey would be the logical Murdock, and Clooney himself would make a good Hannibal. Note to Hollywood: I would go top the movie enthusiastically with those four guys in the leads, although they would cost a mint unless they worked for far less than their going rates.


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There is now a second online teaser from Harry Potter and the Most Recent Thing He's Battling.


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How low can they go? That's the question even seasoned political observers are asking this week, as Democrats and Republicans unleashed a series of commercials showing their opponents digitally morphing into members of the embattled Jackson family.


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