Thursday, February 19, 2004

Critical overview for Welcome to Mooseport (2004), currently rated a dismal 31 at Metacritic.


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Critical overview for Eurotrip (2004), curently rated 43 at Metacritic.


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Critical review for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004). Curently 40 at Metacritic.


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Critical reviews for Meg Ryan's Against the Ropes (2004). Current score at Metacritic is a dismal 32.


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Coming Soon has the three new TV spots for The Passion of the Christ.


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There is now a second trailer online for The Whole Ten Yards.


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Production stills and a behind the scenes featurette about New York Minute, an Olson Twins movie.


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In 1987, astronomers photographed a supernova. Here is what the explosion looks like 16 years later.


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Four free movies from Playboy Big Breast Babes!


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Four free short movies from Playboy's Beach Babes!


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Amazing 1960s "educational" film about the horror of pornography, and how it leads to Communism.


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Downey Jr. Receives Hasty Pudding Award: "Actor Robert Downey (news) Jr. had to dust off his cane and re-enact his role as Charlie Chaplin before he could be crowned Hasty Pudding's Man of the Year "


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This is a repeat, but here's how some nerds found hidden topless pics of Cat Schartz (tech tv)


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ROD Stewart's ex-wife takes a primo modeling gig away from Stewart's current girlfriend.


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'Starsky & Hutch' Site Attired with Groovy Options. I have to admit that I have Snoop as Huggy Bear adorning my desktop.


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Silent Bob talks about the Green Hornet!


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National Review Online on Dubya's military service.
  • Dubya tried to volunteer for 'nam
  • The other pilots thought he was a brainiac. "George was like everybody else, except while George was over in a corner reading somebody's autobiography, the rest of us were watching Hee Haw."
  • Many now feel that if Dubya had gone to Vietnam, we would have won.
  • That was no ordinary autobiography. He was reading Proust's "Remembrance of Things Past" in French. Come to think of it, he WROTE that book. Proust was the beard.

Amazingly, I didn't make the first two up.


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Ralph Nader responds to an "open letter" asking him not to run. Bottom line: he's no longer afraid of the voices in his head. He loves them now.


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David Gest to marry Diana Ross next. Good news for those of us who feared he'd never love again. Amazingly, I don't think this site is kidding.


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But Mom, the Porno Is for My Job! Elish Cuthbert read piles of porn to prepare for her latest movie. I admire her dedication to realistic preparation, but I'm glad she didn't get that Monster role instead of Charlize.


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How old is Ashton Kutcher, really? Turns out he may not be too young for Demi after all.


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Mars rovers explore hints of salty water: "small amounts of water mixed with salt in a brine that can exist in liquid form at very low temperatures" - or, in non-scientific talk, Mars has the conditions necessary to support life - for Sea Monkeys.


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New York man arrested for watching porn while driving. I guess that must be against the penile code.


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New online game - The George Bush Shoot-Out. Help Dubya and Condi bag the baddies.


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Tanning booth secretly taped customers. Whoa! That's illegal? If secretly taping hot chicks is against the law, how can movie nerds ever get revenge against the stuck-up babes? If the nerds get sent to a pound-me-in-the-ass prison, it would seriously change the tone of the movie.


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The man who might have been President. The tragedy of Colin Powell - how the current administration destroyed him.


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" It's juvenile, it's loud, it's loaded with profanity, drinking, drugs, sex, nudity...basically, everything you ever wanted in your teen movie...and more!" A sample of the e-mail comments on our website? Nah! It's JoBlo's review of Eurotrip.


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Oops. He made a movie and now it turns out that nobody loves Raymond.


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A deadly piranha fish was found in the Thames. Have no fear. Given the state of British dental care, the Piranha's teeth are probably harmless.


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Mel Gibson's once-shunned Christ film will open on 4000 screens. The number was just increased from 2800. I've said it before. I'll say it again. Gibson missed his true calling. He's an adequate actor and director, but he must be the greatest promoter since P.T. Barnum. In fact, I doubt that Barnum could have gotten 4000 screens for a non-star film in two dead languages.


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The Christian community responds to The Da Vinci Code with about the same level of enthusiasm the Islamic community had for The Satanic Verses "Hey, we didn't read it, but we're sure we would have hated it if we could have understood it"


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The 24 Worst Highway Bottlenecks in America.


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Arena football cheerleaders - Las Vegas Gladiator Girls


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Our suggested new airport security system.


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:: MAXIM ONLINE :: The Hometown Hottie winners


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If you are really into weather radar, you need to bookmark Weather Underground: U.S. Nexrad Stations.


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SurvivorFoxes.com: The Dazzling Women Of CBS' Survivor!


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Director Rob Bowman is in discussions to helm the ELEKTRA movie, to be filmed during Jennifer Garner's hiatus before filming season four of ALIAS. "


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Replicas of the nails used to hang Jesus on the cross have become the red-hot official merchandise "The Passion of the Christ". Personally, I bought the official Mel Gibson crown o' thorns, and the optional blood capsules. Hey, can anyone recommend a good shampoo to get those thorns out of your hair?


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Norwegian on trial for giving away free porn: "Stein-Erik Mattson, chief editor of skin magazine Aktuell Rapport, stands accused of distributing up to 13,000 free copies of a special edition which he gave away to spark a debate on Norwegian laws." Well, it wasn't completely free. You got free porn with every purchase of Lutefisk.


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Weekly World News says: Ear-to-the-ground politicians are sucking up to Britney Spears in a dramatic bid to get her millions of devoted fans voting for them and supporting their causes.


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Ruth still the best of all time. In context, probably true. "Best of all time" in this case means "best career". Ruth can be challenged by other guys based on hitting alone, or based on peak value only. Bonds's last three years are actually better than Ruth's 1920-22, and are quite a bit better after adjusting for the parks they played in, but the rest of Ruth's career is much better than the rest of Barry's (or the Splinter's), and he was also, at one time, the best left handed pitcher in his league. So how good was Ruth? In the context of his times, having him on your team was about like having Barry Bonds at the plate AND/OR Randy Johnson on the mound. That's pretty damned good.
  • The article misses Nap Lajoie, a second baseman who was as good a player as Wagner and Cobb in their era, or slightly earlier. Total Baseball suggests that Lajoie was the best player in baseball in nine separate years, same as Wagner, compared to only four for Cobb. (11 for Ruth)


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Rick Salomon says he's making $2.5 million dollars per day from the Paris Hilton sex tape. (50,000 downloads at $50 each) . He is thought to have as many as 25 more tapes of Paris in the act.


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UrbanDictionary.com - Definition of "santorum".


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URL pretty much says it all: RevengeWorld.com


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The hazards of unprotected sex. And by unprotected, I really mean "without grounding or insulation".


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Former Enron CEO Skilling cuffed and arrested on 42 Counts


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Beach Boys Home May Become Landmark


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People with suicidal tendencies in Botswana have been asked to throw themselves out of trees instead of in front of trains.


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First Look - Alien vs Predator


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Jon Bon Jovi will play the title character in National Lampoon's The Trouble with Frank


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How to win every time in the Pepsi Itunes game


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Naked Protesters & Nude Activists. Public Nudity in the Public Interest.


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5 New clips from The Making of THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST.


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FilmJerk reviews 'The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.


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