Thursday, March 04, 2004

The complete history of that Penguin-bashing game and its variations.


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Kerry practices throwing a "rock".


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Here is a picture of Elle's lingerie ad which was ruled offensive to British sensibilities.


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TBS Superstation is launching production on a reality series based on the classic Gilligan's Island series. I always thought that if TBS did a reality show they would base it on Beastmaster. Doesn't TBS stand for The Beastmaster Station?


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In a wildly inventive Roshambo move, Kerry tries to throw two "papers" at once, but again telegraphs his strategy, allowing Bush to slip in the dreaded "double scissors" counter-move.


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Bobby "The Brain" Heenan is back. Health problems pushed aside, wrestling's all-time funniest commentator is back with a new book and a new announcing contract.


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Here's my candidate for governor: Texas governor's race gets Kinky - Kinky "Big Dick" Friedman, that is.. The former singer-songwriter vows to fight "the wussification of the state of Texas".


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The official Kinky Friedman Song File Index. This is from his official web site.


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This sounds like a bullshit story to me, but WENN is usually pretty reliable: Jessica Simpson was convinced she was pregnant after reading it in gossip magazines, so she insisted on a check-up. (It sounds like a joke-turned-faux-history, ala Dan Quayle's comment about needing to study Latin to converse in Latin America.)


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Stifler gets stiffed. He tried to get into a club without standing in line, but none of the bouncers recognized him.


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Springtime for Osama? A documentary about a Canadian family closely linked to Osama bin Laden portrays the Al Qaeda chief as a well-meaning family man who banned ice in drinks, loves volleyball and has trouble controlling his children. "You know, not many people know it, but bin Laden was a terrific dancer. And Osama - there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon - two coats." Volleyball? Well, he's tall, and his people control the world's largest beaches. I suppose being hooked up to the dialysis machine hurts his defense a little. Do you think he plays in Speedos like those beach volleyball dudes on TV?


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You get bush but only if you don't get Bush. Women band together to get naked if President Bush is defeated. Their URL is www.bushout.us


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She was the Playmate of the Month in May 200 - here's a Brooke Berry - Playmate Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four more free videos from SPICE RAW!, from Playboy's Spice TV


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Ever thought about giving a finger to a policeman? Think again.


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J.K. Rowling hints at more 'Harry Potter' books. She originally said she'd stop after seven, but she is now waffling on that issue.


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The final exam for "Coaching Principles and Strategies in Basketball" at the University of Georgia. It includes such brain teasers as "how many halves in a game", "How many quarters in a game", and the ever-challenging "how many points for a 3-point field goal?"


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JoBlo.com interviews Vince Vaughn about Starsky & Hutch


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Time-killing game - get all the blue balls on one side, reds on the other.


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The Daily Show presents Lord of the Oscars: Return of the Colbert


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The Daily Show offers an overview of TV series finales. Lewis Black gets the quote fo the day "The shocking news for Ross in the Friends finale? Schwimmer is just weeks away from carpooling with Sulu to autograph conventions"


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Jon Stewart analyzes the situation in Haiti.


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There is now a high quality online trailer for Shaun of the Dead


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Fox now has an official site for I, Robot


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Greeting card picture evokes race stereotype. This is a result of outsourcing work to overseas. Some printers in China didn't know that Sponge Bob was supposed to be yellow, so he ended up black - with disastrous consequences.


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Local Colorado radio station issues a tidal wave warning.


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Upset at Oscar snub, Godzilla taking a break. Mr Zilla and Bill Murray were both snubbed by the academy after successful efforts filmed in Tokyo.


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Niners trade Terrell Owens to Baltimore for a second round pick.


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Slideshow: billionaires behind bars


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John Singleton will direct the Luke Cage movie. (Marvel Comics adaptation)


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The Federation of Gay Games has chosen Chicago for its 2006 games, and organizers said they hope to avoid the problems that forced previous hosts into bankruptcy. "Gay Games VII will bring athletes from around the world to compete in roughly 25 sporting events and three cultural events".
  • Chicago? Carl Sandburg wrote: "here is a tall bold slugger set vivid against the little soft cities; Fierce as a dog with tongue lapping for action, cunning as a savage pitted against the wilderness"


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Air Force, Navy, North Carolina and Michigan State are in talks about playing a basketball doubleheader on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier in November. My money is on Navy, unless dramamine has improved over the years.


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The new PlayStation 2 version of Grand Theft Auto will be based on San Francisco.


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An online bookie is making odds on 'Sopranos' whackings.


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URL says it all: PollingReport.com


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The quiet revolution continues: First same-sex marriages performed in Portland, Oregon


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World subway systems, all on the same scale.


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What does The Simpsons intro look like in India? Hypothetically, of course.


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Using a morph to watch a woman age 69 years.


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Then & Now: From rookies to vets. Public figures just seem to ... expand.


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Two new trailers for the Angelina Jolie thriller, Taking Lives.


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First look at the George W Bush campaign ads for 2004.


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