Saturday, March 06, 2004

The five questions women always ask, and the proper responses. "Do you think Jessica Alba is prettier than me?" Here's an example of the wrong answer: "What, are you kidding? Get the fuck outta here! She makes you look like Crazy Guggenheim. Compared to her, you have more wrinkles than Sean Penn's forehead. "


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BLENDER magazine's Jessica Simpson spread


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Women Plan Topless Protest on Daytona Beach Sunday


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X-Rated toons


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Random funny pics accompanied by the Beatles. Some images are rated-X


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Red Cross delivers Saddam's letter to his daughter. "Dear Raghad. I need my E-Z Trim moustache kit, my Crosby Stills and Nash albums, your prayers, and Johnny Cochran's phone number". "Dear Dad: just ask Crosby to play. He's in the next cell"


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One of the better 404 error pages: Doh!


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Hilarious Molson Canadian ad: "What to drink when you're chasing beaver"


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Top Ten Signs Hillary wants to be vice-president.


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The adventure of Bob the Ball and the Nazi Pirates. Slow loading, but worth the wait.


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A new video game: king stroker. Pretty much what it sounds like.


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Six new clips from The United States of Leland "15-year-old Leland murders an autistic child and claims that he committed the act out of sadness. The boy is sent to a juvenile facility, where a male teacher named Pearl must unravel the mystery behind Leland's murderous act and sadness while dealing with how the tragic killing affects the families of both the victim and the perpetrator."


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Jim Carrey to star in Six Million Dollar Man & Lemony Snicket!


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Nearly 1200 covers from the underground COMIX of the 60s and 70s.


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Vibrator prompts Austrian bomb squad alert: Police investigate buzzing package in garbage can


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This week's limited release movie: The Reckoning - 41/100 at Metacritic - mostly weak reviews - "maddeningly dull"


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Alec Baldwin: Zany Broadway Comic.


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"Writer J.K. Rowling hinted that she may not stop at seven books about the adventures of the young wizard and may write a further installment featuring the adult Harry. She added that she planned to try a 'completely different genre' of writing when she has finished the seventh book, but did not specify" Photoshop Contest entries which show Harry Potter in a "completely different genre".


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Screenplay Review of Cameron Crowe's Elizabethtown. An enthusiastic thumb up.


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'Breeze' to skim across Lake Ontario this spring. Older Rochesterians always reminisce about the old-time cruises to Toronto. Now they can re-live them.


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8 Simple Rules for Dating Paris Hilton


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Hemp can save the planet?. Well, it seems that way when you smoke it.


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MovieJuice! takes a satirical look at Starsky and Hutch


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The tragic result of Willy Weasel having gotten an ice cream by himself.


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David Crosby arrested on marijuana, gun charges. David Crosby? He's still alive?


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This week's movies #1: Starsky & Hutch - lukewarm reviews - 52/100.


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This week's movies #2: Hidalgo - mixed reviews - 53/100 at Metacritic.


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Dog Chapman - My life as a bounty hunter.


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The latest in Metrosexuality: You Make Me Feel Like `Gancing'. According to the upcoming issue of "Stuff" magazine, the hottest dance trend in New York clubs is "gancing," a term for when guys boogie oogie oogie together.


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She was the Playmate of the Month in July, 1999. Here is a free, nude Jennifer Rovero Playmate Gallery, Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free movies from SPICE UNCENSORED!, material too hot for Spice TV!


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Martha's conviction drops her net worth by $85 Million: "The jury's guilty verdict deprived Martha Stewart both of her credibility and approximately $85 million. When she woke up this morning Stewart was worth about $420 million. When she goes to sleep tonight--assuming she can sleep--her net worth will be around $335 million. Her fortunes aren't likely to improve upon the market's opening next week. "


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Bettor wins $1.3 million; Net casino won't pay.


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Infallible prediction system says Bush will get more votes in November. Professor Lichtman's 13 keys work retroactively for every Presidential election in American history, but it predicts only the popular vote. Of course, getting more votes does not guarantee assuming the Presidentcy, as Al Gore can testify.


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Ken Venturi's book to claim that Arnie cheated in the 1958 Masters.


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Liza Minelli's wedding photo


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Lots more Chronicles of Riddick news


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On Monday, March 15, in a first-ever motion picture and television event, USA Network will debut- in its complete, uncut entirety - the intense opening 10-minute sequence from the upcoming zombie horror film Dawn of the Dead


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Will Kidman appear in The Chronicles of Narnia?


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