Thursday, March 18, 2004

Huge Internet Superstars, "Jesus' favorite website", presents a review of this week's Smackdown


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Justice Scalia's argument against recusing himself from the Cheney case. He said: "while friendship is a ground for recusal of a Justice where the personal fortune or the personal freedom of the friend is at issue, it has traditionally not been a ground for recusal where official action is at issue, no matter how important the official action was to the ambitions or the reputation of the Government officer."
  • Let me translate that for you. He said --- Dick Cheney is my very good friend, and this is a case which could completely destroy him if it goes against him, but that doesn't matter, because the law only requires me to recuse if the suit is against him PERSONALLY, not if it is against an official action taken by him. So I will not do it, and I am legally correct.
  • Presumably Justice Scalia IS legally correct.


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Federal regulators opened a new front in their crackdown on offensive broadcasts Thursday, saying that almost any use of the F-word on over-the-air radio and television would be considered indecent and profane.


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Saturn's moon looks like Canada, specifically like Hamilton, Ontario.


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Dick Cheney, Master Biologist:
  • On Oct. 26, 1965, 'The Selective Service declares that married men without children, who were previously exempted from the draft, will now be called up. Married men with children remain exempt.'
  • Elizabeth Cheney's birthday is July 28, 1966, precisely nine months and two days after the Selective Service publicly declared it would draft childless married men, but would not draft those with children.


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Girl of The Week Gallery


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Do you think my boobs look crooked?


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13 year old Norwegian chess prodigy defeats Karpov.


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The boys of Hummer - baseball players love hummers. Yeah, I know a stewardess who said the same thing after a few charter flights.


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Florida, a #5 seed, loses to 12th seeded Manhattan!


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Kylie Minogue has lived before, and can communicate with the dead. The good news is that she had a former life. The bad news is that she was Shirley Maclaine. Hey, Kylie, if you hear from my late dad, ask him where he left the keys to the safe.


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Globe magazine says: Kobe's accuser in Florida d-tox, needs to kick cocaine before the trial


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Student senator motions to impeach himself! My kind of guy! When I was in college, I ran for the presidency of student government, and my only campaign promise was to abolish student government immediately. I proposed to take the student government budget and pay it back proportionally to each student in the form of an instant tuition re-imbursement. Even with no posters, I'm pretty sure I would have won on word-of-mouth alone, if I hadn't skipped all the debates in order to drink beer and play poker and watch Dark Shadows.


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In 1971, President Nixon worried about a young anti-war activist - John Kerry. The Trickster's comments are found in the famous White House Tapes.


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Edy's Grand Peanut Butter Ice Cream is recalling 14,000 cartons of ice cream - because it may contain peanuts! God forbid. Hey, smart ass, you wouldn't think this is funny if you were one of those guys who was deathly allergic to peanuts, but still loved eating peanut-free peanut butter.


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Brande Roderick was the 2001 Playmate of the Year. Here are a dozen free nudes in her Playmate Gallery, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Here are four free short videos from Playboy Big Breast Babes!


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Urban Legend Debunked. "Psychologist B. F. Skinner raised his own daughter in a 'Skinner box'; as a result, she grew up psychologically damaged, sued her father, and committed suicide". Verdict: not only FALSE, but completely ridiculous.


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Post-tittygate hypocrisy report: MTV Edits Fountains of Wayne Video


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Donald Trump seeks to trademark "You're Fired" : "Donald Trump, reality TV star and rapacious New York developer, has filed to trademark the phrase sweeping an underemployed nation. That's right, if The Donald gets the nod from The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, he'll be able to exclusively slap the words 'You're Fired' on clothing and 'games and playthings,' and use it in connection with 'casino services.'"


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Courtney Love's Meltdown Continues With New York Arrest. This will be our last notification of Courtney Love arrests, based on the first principle of news: "If a man bites a dog - news. Dog bites man - not news." We will occasionally report days when Courtney goes through the entire 24 hours without getting in trouble.
  • T'was a time when rock stars were the Wild Children that every culture seems to produce. Guys like Jim Morrison and Keith Richards are nowhere to be found in the younger set, which seems to consist of the kind of guys who would pick up a few extra bucks by performing in a McDonald's cap, ala Timberwolf. (Would Jim Morrison have apologized for a wardrobe malfunction? Would he have tried to claim it WAS a wardrobe malfunction?) Courtney Love is the only Wild Child left in rock. A part of me, a small part which still resides in the 60s, thinks that is really cool. Another part of me, a larger part, thinks she's a bigger douchebag than the sum total of all the douchebaggery inherent in Ralph Nader, Donald Rumsfeld, and Hugh Grant combined. As the baseball guys say, "You make the call."
  • Courtney should be deported to Norway. They need her. Nothing exciting ever happens there, and she does something exciting every day.


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Ventura and Schwarzenegger. Who will be the third muscleman-turned-actor to become a famous politician? The Rock says he da man.


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The Daily Show analyzes the steroids controversy - in contract bridge! Strange, funny segment.


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The Daily Show is really jealous - because the White House does fake news better than Comedy Central!


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Here's the first trailer for Touchstone's The Last Shot. "Inspired by the true story of a sting operation in Providence, R.I. 'The Last Shot' revolves around a young filmmaker (Matthew Broderick) who is given millions of dollars to make his first movie by a mysterious benefactor (Alec Baldwin) on the condition that he shoot it in Providence. But the filmmaker eventually discovers that his film's producer is an undercover FBI agent."


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RIAA Claims Music On Car Radios Meant Only For Original Vehicle Owner!!!! The Recording Industry Association of America announced today it would be expanding its crackdown on copyright infringement by suing family members, hitchhikers and carpoolers. Lawyers for the RIAA maintain that the radio in each car was never meant to be listened to by anyone else except the original owner of the vehicle.
  • You know what is truly sad? I had to read the article to see if they were kidding. When I ran a group of stores in Wisconsin, some years ago, I was about to be sued because our store managers left the radios on while they worked, thus entertaining the customers without paying royalties for the songs! They told me I had three choices (1) be sued (2) sign a contract agreeing to pay royalties (3) turn off the radios. Guess which one I chose?



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Tower Records - The Punisher Soundtrack is here...along with download samples of all 19 tracks


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Batman filming begins in London. Hollywood shuts down as entire acting community reports to wardrobe in England.


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Will Jake Gyllenhaal be the Green Hornet


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URL says it all: FreeStern.com.
  • I think the protest is partially misdirected at Clear Channel. Clear Channel has no choice. They are in business. They have to drop Stern if the fines and boycotts exceed the revenues from the show. This is likely based upon the new penalties and the new awareness. Yes, Clear Channel is guilty of hypocritical pontificating about zero tolerance and the like, but the real reason is economic. If there were no fine, just a warning, they never would have dropped him in the first place. Clear Channel is just covering its ass. The real guilty party is the Federal Government, which has taken its responsibility to regulate the airwaves to a point where they feel they should control what one can and cannot say on those airwaves. If you do not feel they should have that right, by all means communicate that to your senator and representative.
  • To me, the First Amendment is clear and unambiguous: "Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech". If the government can control what Howard Stern can say on the radio, then it can control what you and I can say on the radio. I don't believe the government either has or should have that right, unless it is absolutely necessary to provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, or secure the blessings of liberty on ourselves and our posterity. Howard Stern does not compromise national security, he presents no threat to public order or the general welfare, and he is in fact exercising the blassings of liberty that many of our ancestors thought important enough to fight and die for.
  • Howard is, needless to say, still a douchebag. The point is that he has the right to be a douchebag.


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Man sells The Root of All Evil on e-bay. Very funny. Read down to the forms of payment he will accept. You can pay him in celebrity lunchboxes, but not in Canadian money. I assume he will not accept Canadian celebrities either.


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Singer Courtney Love repeatedly turned her back to the camera and lifted her shirt to flash David Letterman Wednesday.


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Arrow in the Head reports on the nudity in Dawn of the Dead: "We get some blonde gal (actress Kim Poirier) showing her ta-tas and her fine G-stringed butt during a quick sex scene. We also get another hasty tit shot via the end credits."


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Not many reviews are in yet, but the early scorecard for Dawn of the Dead is positive, including a solid A from Entertainment Weekly.


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Spanish Prime Minister-elect Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero suggested American voters should follow the example set by Spain and change their leadership by supporting Kerry for president.


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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind scores big with critics. Rotten Tomatoes estimates that there were 91% positive reviews ...


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... and Metacritic says the average reviewer scored Eternal Sunshine an 86/100 - about three and a half stars out of four.


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Brad Pitt to star as gunslinger Jesse James


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The Comprehensive Story of The Charles Manson Family and Their Victims.


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Online Encyclopedia - Sexual-slang


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vaginoscopio - half vagina, half kaleidoscope


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