Saturday, March 20, 2004

All about douchefilms and how to avoid them. "A douchefilm is a movie that's filled with enough Estrogen to make the dicks of an entire country fall off. A douchefilm is something your girlfriend might drag you to see that you have no interest in seeing. A douchefilm is something that in large doses can cause homosexuality, or even death."


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Mercedes McNab (Harmony) - Nearly Nude in Femme Fatales Magazine.


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The Media Glamourization of Ugly Celebrities!


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Zombie bacteria brought back to life after thirty million years. Interestingly, it needs to eat brains. OK, maybe not. It had been trapped in Amber, ala Jurassic Park.


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President Eisenhower had a secret government. What's the big deal? Gerald Ford had a secret friend.


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A funny nine minute short called Home Base: "How can you really get back at a girl who cheats on you with your boss, then dumps you? Jump in the sack with her mama. "


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Further proof that you can find anything on the internet: Model Railroading Porn


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Weekly World News: "Saddam Hussein may be cooling his heels in the custody of U.S. troops, but his ardent gay love for 'hubby' Osama Bin Laden still burns with a fiery passion -- and the Pentagon's got the lurid, smuggled love letters to prove it."


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Dawn of the Dead opens big, with an $11 million Friday. Passion holds on to the #2 spot.


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Stanford loses to 8th seed Alabama! Nevada wins 2nd straight upset victory, this time beating #2 Gonzaga


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Super70s.com: where the 70s never ended.


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New trailer up for The Last Shot


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Here's a clip from Pedro Almodovar's new movie, Bad Education


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Dead actor wanted for play. If you've always wanted to act, and will die between now and mid-May, a British theater group wants you. The role was previously played by Jack Lord, although he was alive at the time.


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Fun with Penis Origami - the ol' Loch Ness Monster trick


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URL says it all: ReadMyBoobs.com


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World atlas with clickable zoom-in feature.


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The trailer and press kit for My Big Fat Independent Movie, which makes fun of Amelie, Swingers, Reservoir Dogs and other movies.


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Not an especially good article, but you have to love the headline. This is from a Canadian newspaper, not The Enquirer: "Spears sparks sex fear"


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Wolfowitz remarks that bullfighting shows Spaniards are a brave people and they shouldn't run in the face of terrorism. Bullshitting also shows us webmasters to be a proud, brave people.


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Marcelo Mitnik, an Argentina native and UCLA graduate student, has won the inaugural Sidney Sheldon Writing Scholarship. OK, let's try to figure out why this is news. The scholarship is worth a princely $5,000 and Sidney Sheldon is the guy who wrote The Other Side of Midnight, and was the head writer on I Dream of Jeannie. Now THAT'S prestige! In other news, journalist Jayson Blair has been awarded the Other Crap Scholarship, which consists of the leftover pennies from the 7-Eleven "take one, leave one" jar.


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Here's the trailer for Shaolin Soccer. I don't know what it is about, but I have a decent guess.


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The ever-nutty FCC determines that "Blumpkins" are indecent.


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A very cool picture of the day. There is a canal in Arizona which runs due east-west. That means that the sun rises and sets directly on its line twice a year, on the vernal and autumnal equinox. Beautiful photo.


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Paris Hilton was hospitalized after being kicked in the stomach by a horse. She was being filmed ... riding the horse ... yeah, riding it. That's the ticket.


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Scarlett Johansson to play in Napoleon flick. The producer of the film is ... um ... Melanie Johannson. Scarlett Johansson will also star in 2004's A Love Song for Bobby Long, which is produced by ... er ... Melanie Johansson.


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