Sunday, April 04, 2004

Mad about ewe. Spain has the running of the bulls, New Zealand has the running of the sheep. Well, not so much running as moseying. Instead of moving like a thundering herd through the intended route, they got all crazy, split up and wandered in all directions. Here in Austin we have the running of the salamanders. It isn't much to watch, but there's not much chance of being trampled to death.


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The D'ohly Bible. Reverend uses 'The Simpsons' to teach the gospel.


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Some unusual state laws in Wisconsin, most of them related to the mandatory consumption of dairy products.


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For some reason or another, the British tabloids care that Beckham is cheating on Posh.


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Porn Star Alaura Eden's Free Pictures and Video Trailers


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Duhon's meaningless 38 foot 3-point bank shot was actually the winning shot - for gamblers. U Conn was the loser in the sports book, because Duhon's miraculous shot meant that U Conn did not cover the 2-3 point spread.


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Baby seal clubbing to reach record high. That would make a good reality show. Each week, the guy who kills the fewest seals is out.


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IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad flies economy class but has reportedly dislodged Microsoft's Bill Gates as the world's richest man.


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The Filthy Sex quiz. You better bone up on your dutch ovens and dirty sanchezes before opening your blue book.


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{ The Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys }


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FilmJerk.com's early report for this week.


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Here's the TV spot for Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events : "Jim Carrey stars as Count Olaf, a wily villain with clever disguises and outrageous schemes, who is bent on swindling the Baudelaire orphans out of their family fortune. Featuring the unique blend of intelligence, irony and irreverence that readers of all ages have discovered in Lemony Snicket's best-selling books. "


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How grammatically sound are you? - Quizilla


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John Dean is talking about "the most corrupt, unethical and undemocratic White House in history" Is he talking about Nixon? Hell, no. Personally, I think he's full of it. Dubya isn't even moderately corrupt and undemocratic by Texas standards. Remember, we gave you LBJ, the original corrupt slimebag, and still the slimiest!


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Hellboy - Red, Might, and Blue - from MovieJuice


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Billy Bob Thornton rides to the rescue of besieged Alamo film.


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Here's the trailer for the upcoming presumed suckfest Shall We Dance? It's a remake of the 1996 Japanese feature of the same name. The film follows a businessman (Richard Gere) who takes ballroom dancing lessons to impress a beautiful young dance teacher (Jennifer Lopez). Can this challenge Garfield and The Mask 2 for a Razzie?


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US now outraged by a naked man


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Nostalgia: My So-Called Life - the godparent of teen angst dramas


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Hellboy opens at #1, new films take four of the top five spots.


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Movie Star Caricatures


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Five things that sucked about Lord of the Rings.


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The Lost World of Lake Vida: "A lake hidden beneath 19 meters of ice and gravel has been found near the bottom of the world that might contain an ecosystem completely separate from our own. In a modern version of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's classic book Lost World, NASA funded scientists are now plotting a mission to drill down into the lake and remove a sample of water from the lake for analysis. "


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Julia Schultz was the Playmate of the Month in February of 1998. Here is her free, nude Playmate gallery, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free short films from Playboy's Twins & Sisters!


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Scientists get a fix on the atmosphere of Titan, the only satellite in the solar system with a thick atmosphere: "The Huygens probe aboard the Cassini spacecraft will study Titan's atmosphere directly in 2005"


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Paparazzi catch Anna K's buns, which seem to be enlarging since she stopped playing.


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God tells Texas woman to kill her children. She only succeeded with two out of three, so God must be pissed. He doesn't tolerate poor performance. He's sort of like Donald Trump in sandals. Here's the Other Crap method to determine whether you are nuts: (1) If you talk to God - eccentric, but still sane. Lots of people talk to God. (2) If God talks to you - nutty as the entire Blue Diamond factory.


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